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Thousands of years ago, humankind left the Old World. We enter a new age where science and magic are no longer opposing concepts. With these new opportunities came danger in the form of the Dark Races and the ones that named themselves Gods. However, if there was one thing humans were good at was their ability to destroy. Humankind fought and carved a bloody path into the new world. Cain's luck had never been good, but his destiny changed forever once he decided to harden his heart and face the world without fear or hesitation. --Godslayer Humankind's motto.-- We can comprehend the supernatural. We can dominate the supernatural. We can kill the supernatural - Adam, Emperor of Godslayer Humankind, The First Titan. Current schedule: 21 chapters a week. Bonus chapters: Over 600 power stones: 3 extra chapters. Over 800 power stones: 6 extra chapters. Over 1200 power stones: 9 extra chapters. Discord channel: https://discord.gg/R666sNEdrU

[1v1 pure love + transmigration + ancient martial arts + highly pampered by disguise group + mysticism + entirely fictional universe] Gu Zhiqi transmigrated into the role of the vicious female antagonist. The heroine was a true heiress with numerous disguises, while she, usurping the nest of others, constantly framed the heroine, and in the end, tragically received her 'boxed lunch' as the fake heiress. Gu Zhiqi: Even transmigration can't stop me from retiring! However, transmigration couldn't, but poverty could. Master Zhi was forced into business! ... #Breaking! Gu Family's fake heiress, Gu Zhiqi, kicked out and now swindling money as a fortuneteller under a bridge# The protagonists' group style started to go awry. Eldest Brother Gu: Need money? Take this neighborhood. Second Brother Gu: Second bro gives you an entertainment company. Third Sister Gu: Just made a billion, keep it safe. Fourth Brother Gu: Young master's championship prize money, take it. Money-loving heroine: Need money? Pick any color card you like. Biological brother: Come back to inherit the family fortune. Gu Zhiqi: "..." Huh? What happened to the vicious female antagonist script? ... #Breaking! Everyone in the Gu Family is a top player in their fields, except the fake heiress who's nothing but a pretty face# And then, the big shots started calling one after another. First Big Shot: Our alliance's ancestral site doesn't have better feng shui than under a bridge? Master Gu, reconsider? Second Big Shot: Need money? Think about that last order. Third Big Shot: Have time for fortune-telling, but no time to write papers? Fourth Big Shot: Miss Gu, I have a surgery here, what do you think... ... Gu Zhiqi: Read, retiring, do not disturb. A certain movie star: You just used my account. Gu Zhiqi, who had swindled enough money to retire, "..." ?!

After Stargaze Family executed his family, Noel Ardagan embarked on his journey, restoring his family name with the help of a System. "What? How the heck did she get it before me? The system told me that I'm the only one who knows about it!" Noel Ardagan cursed in anger, "That conniving murdering woman!" "At this point in time, only I should be aware about this tomb. But how did he find out about it?" Anna Stargaze, even after her reincarnation, couldn’t comprehend Noel's actions. The clash between of a person holding a system and a reincarnator who knows everything in the future is about to start.

After five years in prison, an insignificant security guard transforms into an unparalleled expert. On the day Yang Xiao is released from prison, he learns that he actually has an adorable daughter. It turns out that five years ago, on that fateful night, he had an encounter with a stunning female CEO... Amidst the surprise, a dreadful news strikes. His daughter has been secretly harmed and is now suffering from a terminal illness. A massive conspiracy is silently unfolding.

Depois de cinco anos na prisão, um segurança insignificante se transforma em um especialista incomparável. No dia em que Yang Xiao é libertado da prisão, ele descobre que na verdade tem uma adorável filha. Parece que cinco anos atrás, naquela noite fatídica, ele teve um encontro com uma deslumbrante CEO... Em meio à surpresa, uma notícia terrível o atinge. Sua filha foi secretamente prejudicada e agora sofre de uma doença terminal. Uma conspiração massiva está se desenrolando silenciosamente.

Después de cinco años en prisión, un guardia de seguridad insignificante se transforma en un experto sin igual. El día que Yang Xiao es liberado de prisión, descubre que en realidad tiene una adorable hija. Resulta que hace cinco años, en aquella fatídica noche, tuvo un encuentro con una impresionante CEO femenina... Entre la sorpresa, llega una terrible noticia. Su hija ha sido dañada en secreto y ahora sufre de una enfermedad terminal. Una masiva conspiración se está desarrollando silenciosamente.

Trên thế giới, chỉ có tôi đơn độc trong pháp luật, và mọi người được xem là thần thánh. Câu chuyện này nói về một người tuyệt vời được tái sinh ở Tokyo, Nhật Bản. “Để sống sót, tôi chỉ có thể thâu tóm cả Tokyo!“ “Tôi có một tư duy tốt, một hành động quyết đoán và làm bất cứ điều gì để có thể đạt được mục tiêu của mình.” Một quyển sách hắc ám với đích đến là trở thành tiểu thuyết, không phải là yên định an yên. Nó còn có tên gọi khác là "Con ma ở quốc đảo"; "Tôi chưa thấy Naruto bao giờ, nhưng không sao nó không thành vấn đề”. Nhưng liệu "Cuốn sách này có liên quan đến Naruto không?" Các bạn cùng tôi tìm hiểu xem nhé !

The MC transmigrates into Narutoverse in the body of a civilian orphan. Luckily for him, the transmigration results in chakra being unlocked. Follow the story of the MC as he grows in power and stabilizes himself into the world of ninjas and trains to be the strongest.  Warning :  1. The MC won't be op for a long time. All his power would be gained via hard work and training over years (so if u want an op mc right from the word go, this one ain't for you) 2. No harem (probably no romance either) 3. There will be a lot of killing (maybe gore too, not sure if I can do gore right though) 4. The story will start slow. Quite a few of initial chapters will be around training, orphanage and academy life, instead of directly becoming a Genin. 5. MC is a careful person, he won't put his life at risk unless there is no other choice. 6. I haven't read (nor will be reading) Baruto. So Baruto plotline won't be considered much in here. What to expect : 1. Smart and consistent MC  2. Lots of training 3. MC manipulating the plot to his advantage 4. A lot of original arcs.  5. Plot will mostly stay the same (at least till Shippuden), but I won't repeat any scenes/dialogues that took place in the manga (as I'm assuming you've already read it). Disclaimer : I don't own Naruto or its characters (except the original characters I create). The image used in the cover isn't mine and belongs to R. J PS : It's my first fanfic, I'm hoping it turns out good. All reviews and constructive criticisms are welcome. Grammar and English should be fine, but I'm not sure how good the dialogues and scenarios will be. Hopefully I'll improve as this fanfic progresses forward.

The entire world knows that the heir of the Jiang family is smitten with Miss Lu, but Miss Lu doesn't see it that way. Lu Jing thinks Jiang Ye has too many unbearable traits and doesn't want to indulge him. One day, the heir runs to the Lu residence. "Lu Jing, when will you finally grant me a formal status?" "Lu Jing, don't accept their things, whatever you want I will give you!" "Lu Jing, you are mine, and you can only ever belong to me in this lifetime!" Lu Jing: "Scram~ Stop disturbing my sleep!" (1v1, reunion after separation, pursuing wife to the crematorium.)

Setelah lima tahun di penjara, seorang penjaga keamanan yang tidak berarti berubah menjadi ahli yang tak tertandingi. Pada hari Yang Xiao dibebaskan dari penjara, dia mengetahui bahwa dia sebenarnya memiliki seorang putri yang menggemaskan. Ternyata lima tahun yang lalu, pada malam yang menentukan itu, dia mengalami pertemuan dengan seorang CEO wanita yang menawan... Di tengah keterkejutan, berita mengerikan datang. Putrinya telah diam-diam disakiti dan kini menderita penyakit terminal. Sebuah konspirasi besar sedang terungkap dalam diam.