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Tiny Genius Alert! Mom & Dad Better Make Peace

Tiny Genius Alert! Mom & Dad Better Make Peace

For money, Jin Jumo "signed" herself to the business tycoon Rong Mochen, for a period of one year. Upon their first meeting, the man's voice was icy, "I like women who keep their place, understand?" "Yes." Jin Jumo nodded lightly. So, Jin Jumo always adhered to her place, tightly locking her heart away, never crossing the line. If there was anything in her relationship with Rong Mochen that Jin Jumo hadn't anticipated, it would be... --- "Mr. Rong, our contract expired a week ago." Jin Jumo lightly curved her lips, giving a smile that didn't reach her eyes as she looked at the man in front of her. "So?" "So, Mr. Rong, are you playing rogue now?" Jin Jumo gritted her teeth. "Hmm..." Rong Mochen frowned, leisurely raising his head to look at Jin Jumo, "Is my daughter behaving well in your belly?" "It's not even two months, how do you know it's definitely a daughter..." Wait... Jin Jumo's eyes widened in terror, she hadn't told him she was pregnant... Rumor had it, a car accident targeting Z City tycoon Rong Mochen resulted in the death of a seven-month-pregnant woman. Rumor had it, after the accident, the Rong Family's president underwent a drastic change, becoming ruthless and fierce from being coldly indifferent. Rumor had it, the person killed in the accident was the person closest to Rong Mochen's heart. --- Four years later. "Brother, do we really need to find a new boyfriend for Mommy?" The little bun bit his chubby fingers, looking at the little boy beside him who was slightly taller. "Yes." The boy squinted, his gaze coldly fixed on the televised global sensation of the Rong Family's president's luxurious engagement ceremony. "But didn't Brother say that the old man named Rong is our real dad?" Jin Jumo, who had just stepped into the house, was nearly collapsing inside. How did the two little guys know Rong Mochen was...
Urban
991 Chs
God of Milfs: The Gods Request Me To Make a Milf Harem

God of Milfs: The Gods Request Me To Make a Milf Harem

Ding~ [A message has been sent by the Gods] [Welcome chosen one to the World of Milfs for your trial to attain Godhood. Fulfill the Gods requests and obtain their approval to join us and become a God] [Fail your given request and meet your demise] Ding~ [A request has been sent by the Gods] [The God of Storms Synthia sends a request: Grope your adopted mother's buttocks till you leave marks on her ass] [The God of Music Calliope sends a request: Make your Aunt moan so loud that your neighbours can hear her sweet voice] [The God of Health Fiona sends a request: Lick of the curry that spilled on your neighbour's chest, while her husband watches tv in the room next door] [The God of Stars Noella sends a request: Blackmail your classmate's mother into sucking you off in her son's room] [The God of Wisdom Seraphina sends a request: Drink all the office lady's breast milk straight from the source, that was supposed to be for her baby] I see....So I basically have to do a bunch of naughty and perverted stuff that the Gods want to see me do with a whole lot of smoking hot milfs, for a chance to become God and save my life. What else can I say other then... WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP JOKE IS THIS?!?! Want to know how this all came to be? Then follow our protagonist and his journey to become God by making his own Milf Harem (Warning: This novel is made by a Degenerate for Degenerates, so if you aren't into kinky stuff and prefer vanilla, then this novel isn't for you) •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° [No NTR - No sharing - No system that assists the protagonist - No mind control - No blood related Incest - No drugs or potions that influence the girls - Hardcore Inseki - A lot of Netori and Stealing - Harem - Slice of Life Romance - No unnecessary Drama - A lot of fleshed out +18 scenes - Finally a very competent protagonist] [This novel is focused on Older Women and Milfs, so don't expect any younger girls unless there's a Oyakodon] [And finally I want all the interactions to feel natural and I want the readers to be invested in the characters, so the story will be fleshed out and not rushed in any way] discord.gg/9hKEN3duBw
Urban
893 Chs
MAKE YOU MINE

MAKE YOU MINE

It wasn't just about what this lady was wearing. It was her. Something to do with the way she moved. Like she was one with the music and with the stage. The music pounded in a hypnotic rhythm that was unashamedly sexual, and she moved and danced in time to the beat, her movements graceful and seductive. So much confidence and balance. Balance that should have been nearly possible with the length of the heel shoes that she was putting on, but she made it look so natural... So easy, like she'd been born with high, slender spikes attached to her feet. There was something captivating... Almost hypnotizing about this woman, and Dimitri found him self leaning closer to watch. To take in every sight of this beautiful goddess. She was a vision of feminine perfection, every man's fantasy and Dimitri felt sharp claws of lust drag through his loins. On the opposite side, Dimitri saw a man half rise to his feet, a look of naked longing in his eyes. He didn't blame the man. What man wouldn't be captivated by such a beauty? -------------------- Nervous about assuming control of her father's company, Kelly Darcy relocates to San Francisco. In an attempt to do something she loved one more time before her life changed completely, she volunteers to replace a dancer in her friend, Elizabeth's fashion show and ends up in the arms of Dimitri Collins. It was supposed to be a one night stand. She didn't have to see him again. But Kelly realizes how wrong she was when Dimitri walks into her father's office... And now she has to fight to keep her father's company, while figuring out what she truly feels for Dimitri.
Fantasy
728 Chs
Tell me a horror joke story.
Once upon a time, there was a man who always heard strange noises at night. One night, he followed the noise to the attic. He opened the creaky door and saw a pair of glowing eyes. But it was just his cat wearing his old glasses. Ha ha.
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2024-11-11 19:35
How to make a joke in a horror story?
You can also create a joke by making the villain or the source of horror seem comical in a brief moment. Let's say the monster in the story is a huge, hairy beast. The character might joke, 'You know, you really need a haircut. With all that hair, you must be seeing the world through a furry curtain!' This turns the scary into something silly for a moment.
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2024-11-16 06:10
The novel is a horror joke, recommending girls.
The following are some recommendations for funny horror novels that are suitable for girls to read: 1. " The World of Martial Arts is Full of Wonders ": It was about a 22-year-old Shen Qianling. After he received his first Best Actor Award, he was hit in the head by a ceiling and then transmigrated to another world. 2. " Awkward Demon Wife ": The story of a smart and cute little white rabbit who was rejected by her master, who took her as a pet and finally became a human. There were many funny elements. 3. [Top-grade Cultivation System: It tells the story of a hidden class player who transmigrated to become an immortal cultivator. There are also many funny elements.] 4. [The Way of Laughter]: It was a story about a transmigration and rebirth, full of jokes. 5. " Traversing the Huashan Sect: The Unlucky Man's Reversal " tells the story of an unlucky man who transmigrated to the Huashan Sect. It's full of funny plots. I hope these recommendations can satisfy your needs for horror stories.
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2025-01-05 09:22
Share a horror joke story you know.
A woman lived in an old mansion. She often saw a shadowy figure in the hallway. One day, she mustered up the courage to confront it. It turned out to be her own long coat hanging on a hook. It was a simple but effective horror - joke situation.
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2024-11-11 19:50
How can one make joke horror stories?
One way to make joke horror stories is by mixing up the characters. Take a vampire and a clumsy dentist. The vampire goes to the dentist because his fangs are crooked. The dentist is so scared at first but then starts trying to fix the fangs in a really comical way with oversized tools.
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2024-11-17 07:11
What are some tips for making joke horror stories?
First, play with the horror elements. For instance, if you have a mummy, make it a mummy that's obsessed with modern fashion. So it unwraps itself a bit to show off its 'new look' which is a really bad combination of ancient wrappings and a shiny disco ball. Second, use absurd dialogues. If a zombie is chasing someone, and the person says 'Wait, I think you have something in your teeth' and the zombie stops to check. This creates a humorous situation in a horror - like scenario.
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2024-11-17 05:20
What elements are needed to make a joke horror story?
A mix of the unexpected. For instance, having a seemingly friendly character turn out to be the source of horror but in a really absurd way. Like a cute little old lady who is actually a vampire that faints at the sight of garlic bread instead of being repelled by it. This subverts the normal horror expectations and creates a joke - like effect.
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2024-11-16 11:50
A joke is a joke
Cold jokes were a form of humor in literature. They made people laugh through short and concise storylines and clever language expressions. These jokes were usually presented in unexpected, absurd, exaggerated, and other ways to trigger people's laughter and joy. Although there were many cold jokes in the search results, due to the subjective nature and uniqueness of the content, it was impossible to provide a specific hilarious cold joke. If you need more cold jokes, please search the relevant websites or read the relevant books.
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2025-01-16 16:00
How to write a good joke script for listening to horror novels
To write a good joke about listening to horror novels, you can start from the following aspects: ** 1. Combining horror and absurdity to create a contrast ** 1. ** Character behavior contrast ** - For example, in horror novels, the characters were often in extremely dangerous or terrifying situations. It could describe a person who listened to horror novels and did something that was out of tune with the horror atmosphere when they heard the horror plot. For example," I heard the protagonist in a horror novel being chased by a ghost until he was panting, but he was leisurely chewing on potato chips and muttering,'This ghost can't run as fast as my dog.'" 2. ** Absurd interpretation of horror elements ** - It was a hilarious reinterpretation of the classic horror elements in horror novels. " The old house in the horror novel was so dark that it looked like it had fallen into an ink bucket. "But I think it's just a house that doesn't pay the electricity bill. If the ghost inside can learn to pay the electricity bill, maybe it won't be so scary." ** 2. Find a joke from the audience's own reaction ** 1. ** Exaggerated overreaction ** - He emphasized the excessive panic reaction when listening to horror novels. " When he listens to a horror novel, every slight sound effect makes him jump up like he's electrocuted. It feels like he's not listening to a horror novel, but participating in an invisible horror disco." 2. ** The ridicule of the wrong reaction ** - It was about the funny reactions of people who misheard or misunderstood the plot of horror novels. " He mistook the 'howling wind' in horror novels for 'mad dogs laughing.' In the end, what appeared in his mind was not a horror scene but a group of mad dogs chasing after the main character. The horror turned into a comedy all of a sudden. ** 3. The routine of teasing horror novels ** 1. ** Plot prediction humor ** - Comedy creations based on the common plot routines of horror novels. " Every time I listen to horror novels, as long as the scene of an abandoned hospital appears, I know that a female ghost in white will definitely float out. This is like a fixed program in the horror novel world. It's even more accurate than the weather forecast." 2. ** A spoof with suspense settings ** - It was a funny way to deal with the suspense in horror novels. " Horror novels always play up that mysterious basement. When the protagonist opens the basement door, I thought something terrifying would happen. In the end, a little mouse jumped out. The suspense was like wrapping a small stone into an atomic bomb." <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-03-06 12:58
A joke, a philosophical joke
Okay, do you have any jokes or philosophical jokes that you want to hear?
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2024-09-25 23:39
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