One way to make joke horror stories is by mixing up the characters. Take a vampire and a clumsy dentist. The vampire goes to the dentist because his fangs are crooked. The dentist is so scared at first but then starts trying to fix the fangs in a really comical way with oversized tools.
You can also create a joke by making the villain or the source of horror seem comical in a brief moment. Let's say the monster in the story is a huge, hairy beast. The character might joke, 'You know, you really need a haircut. With all that hair, you must be seeing the world through a furry curtain!' This turns the scary into something silly for a moment.
A mix of the unexpected. For instance, having a seemingly friendly character turn out to be the source of horror but in a really absurd way. Like a cute little old lady who is actually a vampire that faints at the sight of garlic bread instead of being repelled by it. This subverts the normal horror expectations and creates a joke - like effect.
First, play with the horror elements. For instance, if you have a mummy, make it a mummy that's obsessed with modern fashion. So it unwraps itself a bit to show off its 'new look' which is a really bad combination of ancient wrappings and a shiny disco ball. Second, use absurd dialogues. If a zombie is chasing someone, and the person says 'Wait, I think you have something in your teeth' and the zombie stops to check. This creates a humorous situation in a horror - like scenario.
One element is the unexpected. For example, in the joke about the magician turning into a grocery store, it's not what you'd expect a magician to do. Another is wordplay like in 'I used to be a banker but I lost interest'. The double meaning of 'lost interest' makes it funny.
An example of a short joke to make a girl happy was as follows:
Why do birds stop on wires? Because they liked to play online games.
Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? Because they liked the warmth of their hands when they typed on the keyboard.
Why does the train fly? Because it made a joke while driving.
Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to catch criminals, and the favorite food of criminals was hamburgers.
Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Because they enjoy a unique reading experience, like reading on the toilet.
The following are some recommendations for funny horror novels that are suitable for girls to read:
1. " The World of Martial Arts is Full of Wonders ": It was about a 22-year-old Shen Qianling. After he received his first Best Actor Award, he was hit in the head by a ceiling and then transmigrated to another world.
2. " Awkward Demon Wife ": The story of a smart and cute little white rabbit who was rejected by her master, who took her as a pet and finally became a human. There were many funny elements.
3. [Top-grade Cultivation System: It tells the story of a hidden class player who transmigrated to become an immortal cultivator. There are also many funny elements.]
4. [The Way of Laughter]: It was a hilarious story about a transmigration and rebirth. It was full of jokes.
5. " Traversing the Huashan Sect: The Unlucky Man's Reversal " tells the story of an unlucky man who transmigrated to the Huashan Sect. It's full of funny plots.
I hope these recommendations can satisfy your needs for horror stories.
Once upon a time, there was a man who always heard strange noises at night. One night, he followed the noise to the attic. He opened the creaky door and saw a pair of glowing eyes. But it was just his cat wearing his old glasses. Ha ha.
When you face a challenge, remember: you can express your feelings in any way you want, but don't overdo it.
A man asked his mother,"if we take the moon down, will it go?" "No, it will stop at our door," replied his mother.
Sometimes you feel very lonely in the air alone. He tried to listen to some music or try to see some treasures.
One day, a man asked his good friend,"when can we start learning new knowledge?" "When you feel difficult and helpless," replied the good friend.
Sometimes you think about your life alone. Ask yourself,"why am I doing this?" Then, the answer would be revealed.
Sometimes you will be very surprised because you have found someone who can help you. Try to tell them your questions and find that they really understand you.
One day, a man asked his mother,"why can't I be a great person?" "Because you don't have a real heart," replied his mother.
Sometimes you think about your actions alone. Ask yourself,"Why am I doing this?" Then, the answer would be revealed.
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Sometimes you think about your own values alone. Ask yourself,"Why am I doing this?" Then, the answer would be revealed.
Sometimes you will feel very difficult because you can't overcome a problem. Ask yourself,"why can't I overcome this problem?" Then, the answer would be revealed.