a finger in the bum euron greyjoy

Hello Everyone! Your new favorite author here with a quick note before we dive into the synopsis. I want to extend a heartfelt thank you to all of you for checking out and reading my debut novel! Your support means the world to me. — In the vastness of the reincarnation void realm, a random soul floats aimlessly until it gets a chance at new life. An omnipotent God from a distant galaxy decides to break eons of cultivation and summons our new main character with 7 unrestricted wishes and 2 powerful systems. ENJOY! **Note: No harem! This story features polygamy, with our protagonist having three amazing and wholesome wives. :)**

[Six-winged Divine Bird killed, eat flesh of beast to gain zero to ten percent increase in Evolution Progress.] [Flesh of Mythic Beast Six-winged Divine Bird eaten. Evolution Progress increased by 2000% ] [Complete Gene Structure(Genome) found; Six-wings gene.] [Installing Six-wings gene into the Cybergenetic pool, please wait…] On the brink of life and death, Lucifer's last hope was the demonic finger of unknown origin. Would he become a mindless killing machine like the others before him or strip off all limitations and step into a world of endless mutation, evolution and slaughter?

No way, no way, I have been certified as an emperor and the plug-in of the traverser has just arrived?

No way, no way, I have been certified as an emperor and the plug-in of the traverser has just arrived?READ MY ANOTHER NOVEL Karmic Crucible (Sorry guys, PC not available so updating novel from mobile nowadays sorry for inconvenience )

Akio has always been a “good child “ and he was always close to his family and friends but what will happen when a hot guy is tossed in the mix of things?

Grand Inspector Lin looked at her. "Marry me!" "Excuse me, what?" Emperor Jinling stared up at her with pleading puppy eyes. "You smell like my grandmother. Can I sniff you?" What is going on? Mai is thrown back to ancient China and must start her life anew with a brutal but magical twist - The Finger System - and live as a man. It becomes even more difficult when she is conscripted into the imperial army against her will. Follow Mai as she navigates from a stalking emperor to the discovery of the corrupt side within the Immortal Palace.

Starting something new today, May God help me.. and my fellow readers!

Once you start you won't stop, just try and see. Have you ever thought about the combination of a Dragon and Banshee? what their offspring will look like and what type of power they will have. This story will quench your thirst keep reading as we embark on this wonderful journey together and unlock many more MIST...three or am sorry I meant much more MYSTERY Journey time... Let's get started...

Before marrying Silas, Joyce had only met him three times. A marriage of convenience, a secret agreement, for a term of three years. She's fresh off a heartbreak — the man she chased for years told her they "weren't a good match." Silas has his own baggage: rumor says he's still hung up on a white moonlight who happens to look just like Joyce. So that's all she is. A substitute. ** In the second year of their marriage, on Joyce's birthday, she drank too much and, in front of everyone, tugged on his tie, pinning him underneath her: "You look... a lot like my husband." The Thorne family's second master, known for being rational and unfeeling, was flustered by her that night. He leaned in close to her ear and coaxed in a low voice, "Be good." The next day Joyce woke up to find her lips were swollen. This… Who did this! When she went to question him, she discovered Silas's lip was bitten. He stared at her and said slowly, "You crossed the line first." ** The scandal leaked. At a party, her ex-boyfriend stepped in: "She's mine. Who dares talk?" Then Silas walked in. The room went silent. "Yours? Since when?" "Joyce, tell me. Whose are you?" So much for the secret marriage. So much for being a substitute. This was supposed to be fake… wasn't it?

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.