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Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig that is Azkaban for a crime that he didn’t commit, and his traitorous brother, the-not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything that his brother holds dear. Give all credit to JK Rowling and Leadvone

Eli Gwin Arne and Ren Asher Randel suddenly became cursed with extreme, life-threatening bad luck when they were young, as if fate was mocking them for having the word 'blessed' in their names. To counter their misfortune, their parents listened to a fortuneteller and arranged for them to marry as soon as they became adults. Both of them couldn't get along well since childhood, so they had no plans to listen to their parents' arrangement at all and kept delaying their marriage, even avoiding going back to their homes to stay apart. However, they still met when Eli was assigned to practice-teach at the school where Ren worked. Both of them already expected that they would probably argue a lot, which was just a part of their daily lives. Unfortunately, their normal daily lives were interrupted within the week of their meeting because, just when they were about to start arguing again, one of their students suddenly ran to their office and fearfully said, "Mr. Arne! Mr. Randel! I think my classmates want to eat me!" The two still hadn't managed to react to what their student said, when Eli's friend also ran into their office and immediately said, "Eli, help! My cooperating teacher seems to be possessed and also wants my body!" Both of them were plunged into a world of irregularities and were welcomed to the irregular’s academy where they couldn't get out unless they die or graduate by solving all the irregularities. Since they were very unlucky, they were always forced to face more danger compared to others. So, Eli finally said after nearly dying inside an irregularity, "Why are we so unlucky? Do you think getting married would still solve our misfortune? I still want to graduate, I don’t want to be a student until the end of my life!" "Yes. Why don't we try? At least we might have the fortune of an ordinary person and our chances of graduating will certainly be higher," Ren said while flexing both of his hands that had just healed after being lost inside an irregularity.

Imagine waking up in the mystical, perilous world of ancient Chinese mythology, only to discover you’ve been reincarnated as Biyun, the hapless disciple of the infamous Stone Ji Lady. Yes, that Biyun—the poor soul who gets skewered by the legendary troublemaker Nezha before even making it to the opening credits of the epic "Investiture of the Gods." Talk about a raw deal! "Seriously, what did I do to deserve this? I was just minding my own business, picking herbs on my own mountain, and BAM! I’m arrow fodder for a celestial brat with a chip on his shoulder," Biyun laments. While others like Ao Bing might have had it coming (looking at you, dragon boy who got turned into a fancy belt), Biyun was just an innocent bystander in the cosmic drama. But just when all hope seems lost, the System of Survival kicks in. Think of it as the ultimate cheat code for life in the chaotic, cutthroat world of ancient mythology. With its guidance, Biyun evolves from being the universe’s favorite punching bag to a master of evasion, strategy, and, eventually, domination. From dodging celestial tantrums to outsmarting gods and demons alike, Biyun’s journey is a rollercoaster of wit, grit, and a healthy dose of divine luck. Will he rise above his fate and rewrite the rules of the cosmos? Or will he just end up as another footnote in the annals of mythological mishaps? Buckle up for a wild ride through the untamed wilderness of ancient lore, where the underdog becomes the top dog, and the phrase "live to fight another day" takes on a whole new meaning. The Chronicles of Biyun is a tale of survival, redemption, and a little bit of divine intervention—with a side of sarcasm. After all, when life gives you arrows, you build an empire.

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?

【Career-oriented female protagonist + Love-struck male lead + Entertainment industry + Variety show + Satisfying sweetness】 Renee Morgan, a newcomer in the entertainment industry, learns of her predetermined fate as a minor female supporting character in a dream. She is the queen of minor roles, the resilient type, blazing with fighting spirit, illuminating many female stars. Renee Morgan: "...To hell with being a minor character. Anyone who dares use me as a stepping stone, I'll make sure they fall flat." Wendy Aldridge, also a newcomer in the entertainment industry, wants to use her as a control group. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Half a month later, Wendy Aldridge, who was supposed to become famous as part of the control group, ends up being cyber-bullied and is urged to leave the industry? Renee Morgan, who was supposed to be cyber-bullied out of the industry, becomes an overnight sensation and a top-star. The rival company's leading actress, backed by influential figures in the entertainment circle, snatches the main female role, leaving only the role of the female third lead for her. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Four months later, this drama explodes in popularity, all supporting roles become famous, and the female third lead role becomes a classic. The biggest stars, male and female leads, are left with no buzz? ... Later, Renee Morgan finally achieves her dream, winning the Best Actress Award with her acting skills, and announces her relationship on the day she receives the award—she is in love. He's just a regular person. One day, Morgan all over the country sees familiar figures appearing in the news and rushes online to share: Is this the Best Actress's ordinary boyfriend?