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Having been given a second chance at life, Xu Nianhua trusted no one but herself and swore to live for herself alone. But what did it mean when the good-looking guy with the limp always followed her around? A certain handsome guy, "It means nothing, it's said that happiness lasts long when you follow the one you love!" Tangtang's completed novel: "Rebirth in the '80s: Sweet Wife Enticing" is finished—quality assured! New book preview: After her rebirth, Cheng Yuan suspects her dad had a heart transplant. Her once cold and distant father suddenly dotes on her and becomes a money-making wizard. What's even more bizarre is that she has the same dream every day. In the dream, there's an outrageously handsome guy who just loves to sleep, and she always finds various ways to wake him up. The outrageously handsome guy, "If I ever catch the woman who doesn't let him sleep, I'll definitely teach her a harsh lesson!" Until one day, he met her. Reborn at the end of the '70s, she composes a brand new life. [PS: This book is an alternate history, fully fictional.]

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

WARNING! ADULT CONTENT ====================== NOVEL KHUSUS DEWASA - BIJAKLAH DALAM MEMILIH BACAAN Novel demi meningkatkan keintiman suami isteri... **************** Kisah wanita-wanita dalam pusaran sebuah rumah kost ekslusif dalam problematika hidup nan rumit yang mereka hadapi. Mulai dari sang pemilik kost, eksekutif perusahaan, pegawai kantor, kapster salon, kasir minimarket, ibu rumah tangga dengan berbagai latar belakang ekonomi, usia, pendidikan dan kedudukan. Di belantara ibukota yang keras dan nyaris menghalalkan segala cara, hanya ada satu cara untuk bisa bertahan hidup dan meraih sukses. Mereka, para wanita serba cantik itu, harus mempertaruhkan segalanya. Kalau perlu dengan keindahan tubuh mereka masing-masing. Ini sulit terhindarkan karena mereka hidup dikelilingi pria-pria predator yang licik dan keras dimana beberapa di antaranya sepertinya terlihat terlalu lugu untuk mengenai dunia yang keras ini.

Number 69: 69 is slang for when two partners arrange their bodies to perform oral sex on each other at the same time in a way that looks like number 69. Long live France! Slang 69 dates back, if you can believe it, to the French Revolution. The term is found in a French work from 1790, Les catéchismes des putains, attributed to the revolutionary figure Théroigne de Méricour, who described a sixty-nine, or "sixty-nine" in French. English picked up 69 in the 1880s, with its numeric shortcut, 69, familiar in the 1970s. As long as there have been humans, however, there has probably been the practice of a 69. This is described in the ancient Indian Kama Sutra, for example, as the congressional stance of a crow. The position involves different-sex or same-sex partners lying on top of each other - genitals or anus - at the same time, usually achieved by lying on their side or one on top. That is unless those involved take the Standing 69 or Eiffel 69, known variations of the movement. If you are looking for more details from us, well, there are other websites for that. 69 is commonly referenced - and sneered at - in popular culture. R&B singer Rick James released "She Blew My Mind (69 Times)" in 1982, for example, and Bryan Adams 1984 "Summer of '69", which makes puns on the year of peace and love 1969. Rapper Daniel Hernandez is best known by his suggestive stage name, In the 2000s, 69 = inspired something of a meme where netizens comment "kindly" on just about any content online with number 69 (for example, poll shows 69% of Americans approve of the new law). Not that this is new. Almost all of us who know 69 make jokes every time we meet 69 in the wild, from phone numbers and jersey numbers to birthdays and license plates. Number 69: When angel number 69 appears in your life, it is a message from your angels regarding achieving your goals and fulfilling your potential. Angel number 69 can appear in different ways, so it is important to remain open to the messages that the Spirit sends to us. Angel number 69 is a sign from your angels that a cycle in your home and family life is coming to an end, which means another is just beginning. Ghouls: The ghoul is a demon-like being or monstrous humanoid native to the pre-Islamic Arab religion, associated with cemeteries and consuming human flesh. In modern fiction, the term has often been used for a certain type of undead monster. Drinks blood, eats the dead, feeds on young children, seduces humans, morphs into an ostrich, steals coins. 鬼: Japanese folklore, a type of demonic creature often giant in size, of great strength, and frightening in appearance. They are generally considered to be of foreign origin, possibly brought to Japan from China with Buddhism. Cruel and malicious, they can nevertheless convert to Buddhism….

First born princess of Goryeo is promised to Silla in marriage. What has begun as a promise between families becomes a pact sealed in blood when her betrothed is mysteriously killed. Now what binds Seol, the lady Ha In of Goryeo to Silla is a blood debt – to turn away from it would be to topple the country into irreparable chaos. Yet, her heart lies with another. Raised from obscurity of illegitimacy, fate of concubine - born last son of northern Kang clan rests on the emperor’s grace. However, being tasked with the guardianship of the imperial princess is the last of his worries. In the whirlwind of emotions that she brings along, it is not just his title that is at stake, but his heart and a secret that he had brought from a grave of a different time. Theirs is a fate from an age gone by, but a love impossible to attain. Theirs is a story written upon dying stars. *** From inside: The snow caressed him in a way she yearned to; fluttering against his lashes, tangled up in his hair. She has always felt home in north, in the valleys that filled themselves with her namesake and with this man beside he, arrows slung over his shoulder and laughter in his eyes. Silla and her betrothed would never take that place. Seol opens her mouth; it is now or never. “Don’t say it,” he cuts her off, a hand stretched out for a lonely snowflake to perch upon. It turns translucent against his roughed palm. “My hand isn’t made for snowflakes,” he sounds joyous, as he always does – when she is weeping within. His eyes remain resolutely elsewhere. “I’ve been summoned to the garrison,” he continues in that same flat tone. “My last duty here will be to deliver your highness to your betrothed.” She is unaware of the tear that has escaped, until an ice cold thumb brushes it off. “Don’t cry,” he says then and she sees the laughing spark in his eyes for what it truly is; longing. “It breaks my heart.” ***

【เลี้ยงลูก+ชายแย่งชิง+สมรภูมิชิงรัก】 ลู่โย่วทะลุมิติมายังโลกอสูรระหว่างดวงดาว ที่นี่มีระบบการลงทะเบียนที่เข้มงวด ประชาชนทุกคนยกย่องสายเลือดบริสุทธิ์เป็นสิ่งสูงสุด เธอกลายเป็นคุณหนูตัวจริงของตระกูลขุนนางชั้นต่ำที่พลัดหลงอยู่ภายนอก ถูกรับกลับบ้าน ก็เพียงเพราะอยากให้เธอไปแต่งงานเชื่อมสัมพันธ์ แลกกับราคาที่ดีกว่าเท่านั้น เดิมทีลู่โย่วทะลุมิติครั้งแรกก็ค่อนข้างตื่นตระหนก แต่กลับผูกมัดกับ "ระบบเลี้ยงลูก" ขอเพียงมอบคุณค่าทางอารมณ์ให้เจ้าตัวน้อย ก็สามารถได้รับรางวัลอันมากมาย ถ้าอย่างนั้นปัญหาก็คือ ลูกของเธออยู่ที่ไหน? * ในพิธีเปิดภาคเรียนของสถาบันขุนนาง เจ้าตัวน้อยวัย 3 ขวบที่มีเขามังกรแหลมคู่หนึ่งบนหัว ผมสีทองตาสีทอง ตะโกนเรียกแม่ต่อหน้าสาธารณชน ทั้งเผ่ามังกรตกตะลึง องค์ชายซีซาร์แห่งเผ่ามังกรทองทอสายตาเย็นชามาว่า: "เธอคลอดลูกของข้าตั้งแต่เมื่อไหร่?" ในวันงานแต่งงาน เธอเพิ่งจะเดินขึ้นพรมแดงท่ามกลางสายตาของทุกคน มือยังไม่ทันวางลงบนมือของว่าที่คู่หมั้น องค์ชายมังกรทอง เจ้าตัวน้อยที่มีผมยาวราวสาหร่ายทะเล ดวงตาสีเขียวเข้ม มองเธออย่างน้อยใจ พูดว่า: "แม่ครับ แม่ไม่ต้องการหนูแล้วเหรอ?" ทั้งเผ่าไซเรนตกตะลึง! ทายาทราชาปีศาจผู้โดดเดี่ยว เดินขึ้นพรมแดงอย่างไม่รีบร้อน: "ดูเหมือนงานแต่งงานของพวกท่านต้องหยุดไว้ก่อนแล้ว แม่ของลูกข้า เธอไม่ให้คำอธิบายกับข้าหน่อยเหรอ?" กว่าจะปลอบใจองค์ชายทั้งสองจากเผ่ามังกรและเผ่าไซเรนได้สำเร็จ ลู่โย่วคิดว่านี่คงเป็นขีดสุดแล้ว ผลปรากฏว่าราชาอสูรเสือขาว อุ้มเจ้าตัวน้อยผมขาวตาสีน้ำเงินคนหนึ่งปรากฏตัวขึ้น: "แม่ของลูกข้า เธอกำลังคิดจะทิ้งข้าไปหลังจากเล่นสนุกแล้วใช่ไหม?" ไม่ใช่นะ ระบบก็ไม่ได้บอกนี่ ว่าเลี้ยงลูกแล้วยังแถมพ่อมาด้วย?

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Something dark is awakening in the city. An ancient horror that if unleashed will spell disaster for humanity and all the non-humans of the world. Danica Logan is a survivor but lacks direction in her life. Born without a Pack or a wolf she has survived in the city through sheer stubbornness. Now her secret double life is about to be exposed as she is thrown into not only a new pack but becomes the target of the ancient horror for her unique talent that she has yet to discover. WARNING : this book has strong language from the start, a lot of scenes of violent or adult nature. And twists a lot of generally accepted rules. If you are of the sensitive disposition look away.