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This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Twenty years ago, Liliana Sterling lost her parents in a tragic accident, and the once-prestigious Sterling Clan fell into ruin, becoming nothing more than a forgotten name. Fortunately, the powerful St. Claire Family stepped in to care for her, honoring a lifelong friendship and a debt owed to her late father. Liliana once dreamed of becoming an actress and standing beneath dazzling stage lights. But fate had other plans. Setting aside her ambitions, she chose to live quietly in the countryside. With her thick glasses, brown pigtails, and modest dresses, Liliana spends her days cooking, cleaning, and keeping everything perfectly organized. To everyone around her, she is nothing more than an ordinary woman living an ordinary life. But Liliana is hiding a secret. She is married to the world’s biggest idol. Chris St. Claire is the man millions of women adore. As the charismatic vocalist of Pulse—the most popular boyband on the planet—he is an international superstar whose every move makes headlines. Handsome, talented, and heir to one of the wealthiest families in the country, Chris seems to have it all: fame, fortune, and countless fans who dream of becoming his wife. Yet none of them know the truth. To the world, Chris St. Claire is the entertainment industry’s most eligible bachelor. Behind closed doors, he is already a husband. What began as a marriage of obligation slowly blossoms into something neither of them expected. Through quiet moments, unspoken acts of care, and years of supporting one another from afar, Chris and Liliana become the most important people in each other’s lives. Yet neither realizes that the affection growing in their hearts has long since become love. But secrets are fragile. As Chris' fame reaches even greater heights, jealous celebrities, obsessive fans, and ambitious rivals threaten to expose the truth behind their hidden marriage. When their carefully guarded secret is pushed into the spotlight, Chris and Liliana must decide whether to continue protecting the life they’ve built—or risk everything for the love they’ve never dared to confess. Can a shy country housewife and the world’s most beloved idol overcome the pressures of fame and finally reveal their true feelings? Or will the world tear them apart before they ever get the chance?

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

Truth of the ends. Revelation chapter 1:1-8 1. The revelation from Jesus Christ, which God gave him to show his servants what must soon take place. He made it known by sending his angel to his servant John, 2. who testifies to everything he saw—that is, the word of God and the testimony of Jesus Christ. 3. Blessed is the one who reads aloud the words of this prophecy, and blessed are those who hear it and take to heart what is written in it, because the time is near. 4. John, To the seven churches in the province of Asia: Grace and peace to you from him who is, and who was, and who is to come, and from the seven spirits before his throne, 5. and from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, the firstborn from the dead, and the ruler of the kings of the earth. To him who loves us and has freed us from our sins by his blood, 6. and has made us to be a kingdom and priests to serve his God and Father—to him be glory and power for ever and ever! Amen. 7. “Look, he is coming with the clouds,”and “every eye will see him, even those who pierced him”; and all peoples on earth “will mourn because of him.”So shall it be! Amen. 8. “I am the Alpha and the Omega,” says the Lord God, “who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty.”

Everyone knew that A-list Best Actor, Jiang Sheng, married a penniless pretty face. On the day of announcing their marriage, his fans wailed. Jiang Sheng's social media platform was flooded with fan posts: [Divorce now!] Jiang Sheng: [Do I need others to point fingers at how I live my life? Nobody knows how many damn years I've been chasing after her!] Fans: [I don't agree to this marriage! She has ruined my Big Brother's resources!] Jiang Sheng: [Please shut up! Your Big Brother's resources are all thanks to her!] Fans: [How is she worthy of my Big Brother? If they don't get a divorce, I'll immediately stop being his fan!] Jiang Sheng: [As for who's the one who's not worthy of the other, I know it from the bottom of my heart, Sis.] Fans: [She doesn't even know how to wash clothes and cook. How can she take good care of our Big Brother?] Jiang Sheng: [I don't need her to take care of me. I can take care of her!] ...Ning Xue was annoyed. She said, "There's so much noise. Let's divorce if it doesn't work out." Jiang Sheng hugged her thighs with tears streaming down his face. "Wifey, please don't say that. I'll listen to everything you say!" Ning Xue replied, "Scram. Men will only affect my attack speed." Persona: Ning Xue: Cold and arrogant; she was harsh on the outside but soft on the inside. Jiang Sheng: Cold and arrogant on the outside, but he was a maniac who loved his wife tremendously.

Han Ping, an international criminal police officer, was sacrificed while he was on a mission to capture an international terrorist organization. He was reincarnated, returning to ten years ago. To fulfill his duty and to uncover the true reason behind his death, Han Ping once again became an international criminal police officer. However, when he was conducting his first interrogation, a screen appeared before his eyes. Name: Han Ping Occupation: International police officer IQ: 108 Combat skill: 85 (click to read more) Reasoning skill: 55 (click to read more) Investigating skill: 63 (click to read more) Technical skill: 32 (click to read more) Special talent: none On the other hand, light masses appeared around the criminal. “The criminal that you are interrogating dropped [criminal psychology *3], [method of operation *5]... Your investigating skill improved a little.” “The criminal that you caught dropped [firearms knowledge *6], [strength fragment *3], [agility fragment *5]... Your combat skill improved a little.” “You failed your mission to interrogate a high IQ criminal. However, the other party dropped [IQ *1], [hacking technique *5], [photographic memory fragment *2]... You seem to have discovered a huge treasure!”