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When restaurateur Hugh Neumann rebukes Oliver Nicholas’s very public proposal to his boyfriend during a Valentine’s Day dinner, the diverted Cupid’s arrow strikes Hugh not in the heart, but in the ass.<br><br>After a media storm of commentary, ironically pro and con, gains national steam, what Hugh begins to refer to as his personal “St. Valentine’s Day Massacre” begins to affect home life with his partner, Dominick Brodie.<br><br>Was Hugh’s overreaction pandering to his largely heterosexual clientele? Or did the incident trigger his own panic about same-sex marriage? Will the public scrutiny threaten his decade-long commitment to Dom?

Prologue – Rui I am the one who pins Kael Valdemar to the inside of my eyelids every night. Not the Kael they all see (cold, perfect, untouchable), but the one who exists only when he thinks no one is watching: the way he rubs the back of his neck when he’s tired, the tiny exhale he lets out before he smiles at something small, the exact second his shoulders drop when the door closes and the crown finally slips. I have memorized the shape of his mouth saying words he never says to anyone else. I have tasted the air he leaves behind in empty hallways. I have pressed my lips to every photograph until the paper tore. People think obsession is loud. Mine is quiet. It is the soft click of a camera shutter at 3:17 a.m. It is the way I learned to breathe in the exact rhythm of his sleep cycle so my heart doesn’t disturb him through the wall. It is the single white rose I leave on his pillow and remove before he wakes, just to know my scent was the first thing his dreams touched. I am not here to rule him. I am here to be the place where all that terrifying strength finally rests. One day soon he will lean down to check if the fragile transfer Omega is okay (because he always checks), and I will rise on tiptoes, slide my fingers into his hair, and kiss him like I have rehearsed in the dark a thousand times. He will taste vanilla and something darker underneath. He will freeze. He will realize too late that the softest mouth in the world just claimed the only throat he was ever meant to bare. I am Rui. And I have been kissing Kael Valdemar long before he ever learned my name. Content Warning: 18+

He thought he could easily tame him, but he completely underestimated who he was dealing with. He isn't the type to submit quietly; he fight for every inch of control pushing his dominant partner to his absolute limits. it is a fiery clash of egos and heat proving that sometimes the one on the bottom holds real power

Ever face that one obnoxious prick? Ever regret them having more power than you? That was how I felt, that was until I received a certain message [Ultimate Face-Slapping System Online] {Mission #1: Destination Slap Nation} This was the start of an epic legend….or a great tragedy

This is a story (Biography) about a fishing trip gone wrong if you don’t like gory stuff then I suggest not reading it, thanks for reading if you did!

someone gets sucked into the world of Fortnite, and has to survive

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How would you survive in another world if all you had was the battle system of Fortnite? The man takes upon a new identity, and learns how to make use of his ability in the most remarkable ways. This is his journey.

Elizabeth, una joven humana, es transportada a un universo desconocido donde los misteriosos Templos Evoluty determinan el destino espiritual de cada ser. Tras ser capturada por una de las organizaciones más temidas del cosmos, su destino queda ligado al de Ersod; un espíritu, cuya existencia desafía las leyes de ese universo. Mientras intenta sobrevivir y comprender el mundo que la rodea, descubrirá que fuerzas antiguas, conflictos entre civilizaciones y secretos espirituales amenazan el equilibrio de múltiples mundos. Sin saberlo, ella se encuentra en el centro de un destino que podría cambiar el universo para siempre.

In her previous life, she took the wrong "white lotus" script, causing her to die a miserable death. Heaven has let her live again, so she shouldn't have to suffer the hardships of her past life once more! Feng Moxi sheds her weakness from her previous life. Making a new choice, she must fight! There are monsters! Kill them! There are scumbags! Eliminate them! With her meager strength, she picks up a Heavy Sword and forges a difficult path forward. Unexpectedly, that arrogant and reckless person who caused her no small amount of trouble along the way eventually becomes a comrade-in-arms to whom she can entrust her back, a companion for life. The sky fills with darkness, the Demon People emerge! The Heavenly Dao returns. One day, Feng Moxi is leisurely roasting beast meat by the river. Chaoyang, having just finished fighting a demon beast, sees the crumbs on her lips and immediately leans in. "Want some?" Chaoyang dazedly nodded his head. Suddenly, a piece of burnt beast meat is stuffed into his mouth. Chaoyang pulls Feng Moxi into his embrace, gently brushes the corner of her lips with his hand, and says, "You're mine!" Apocalypse + Cultivation + Doting Boyfriend