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A really funny garda story involves a garda on patrol at night. He saw a man walking with a ladder. When he asked what he was doing, the man said he was going to fix the moon because it was 'too bright'. The garda had a good laugh and told him to go home and sleep it off. It shows the strange things they encounter sometimes.

Here's one. A garda was directing traffic at a busy intersection. A confused tourist drove right up onto the sidewalk to ask for directions. The garda just laughed and said 'You're not supposed to drive here, but I'll tell you where to go anyway!'. Then he patiently gave the tourist the directions.

This book was "The Source of Magic in Harry Potter." The characters in it included the protagonist, Myron Harris. Myron: I'm not kidding. You might die if I cast this spell. The protagonist, Felina Harris. Felina (drooling): Hehehe... Candy House…Hehehe... (sleeptalking), supporting actor-Dick Selwyn, Dick: How the hell did I know that stupid author gave me that name! Supporting role-Idelia Stuart, Idelia: (*·Omega·)(404) What does this mean? This book can be read on Qidian Chinese website. "Harry Potter: The Source of Magic" by: The Big Boat. It is a fantasy/modern magic novel that has transmigration elements. It has been completed and can be enjoyed without worry. User recommendation: The recently resurrected Lord Voldemort is celebrating his new life. Myron whispered into the pale Harry Potter's ear. "Let me tell you a secret, Harry. Your real identity is Voldemort's illegitimate son!" "Don't joke around at a time like this, Myron!" "You don't believe me? Then I'll let you see what the truth is!" Myron took out a rotten golden crown, a cracked golden cup, and a shattered ring from his pocket. The excitement on the Dark Lord's face froze. He took out a locket that had been split in half, a broken diary, and a snake corpse. the nose-less monster bellowed at the Death Eaters around it, his face darkening. "Kill him!" The Death Eaters: biuciu! Facing the laser shower, Myron finally picked up Harry with a ferocious expression and pointed his wand at his head. The mysterious man was shocked. I surrender!" Harry Potter: (°Д°;). I hope you will like this book.

This book was "The Source of Magic in Harry Potter." The characters in it included the protagonist, Myron Harris. Myron: I'm not kidding. You might die if I cast this spell. The protagonist, Felina Harris. Felina (drooling): Hehehe... Candy House…Hehehe... (sleeptalking), supporting actor-Dick Selwyn, Dick: How the hell did I know that stupid author gave me that name! Supporting role-Idelia Stuart, Idelia: (*·Omega·)(404) What does this mean? This book can be read on Qidian Chinese website. "Harry Potter: The Source of Magic" by: The Big Boat. It is a fantasy/modern magic novel that has transmigration elements. It has been completed and can be enjoyed without worry. User recommendation: The recently resurrected Lord Voldemort is celebrating his new life. Myron whispered into the pale Harry Potter's ear. "Let me tell you a secret, Harry. Your real identity is Voldemort's illegitimate son!" "Don't joke around at a time like this, Myron!" "You don't believe me? Then I'll let you see what the truth is!" Myron took out a rotten golden crown, a cracked golden cup, and a shattered ring from his pocket. The excitement on the Dark Lord's face froze. He took out a locket that had been split in half, a broken diary, and a snake corpse. the nose-less monster bellowed at the Death Eaters around it, his face darkening. "Kill him!" The Death Eaters: biuciu! Facing the laser shower, Myron finally picked up Harry with a ferocious expression and pointed his wand at his head. The mysterious man was shocked. I surrender!" Harry Potter: (°Д°;). I hope you will like this book.

This book was called "The Crown Position Selection System in the Other World." The characters in the book included the female protagonist, Felina Aldrich, the female protagonist, Okita Soki, and Okita Soki's great victory! Wow! The male supporting role was Qin Feng, the prince of the empire. The female supporting role was Matthew, the female protagonist's junior, the lecherous cotton candy. The female supporting role was Qianxue, who was just a bystander. The female supporting role was Ao Ziyu. This book can be read on Qidian Chinese website. "Foreignland Crown Position Assignment System" Author: Crown Position Deceiver. This is an infinite/infinite novel with system elements and infinite elements. You can enjoy it without worry after it is completed. User recommendation: Overall, it's quite cute. I hope you will like this book.

This book was called "The Crown Position Selection System in the Other World." The characters in the book included the female protagonist, Felina Aldrich, the female protagonist, Okita Soki, and Okita Soki's great victory! Wow! The male supporting role was Qin Feng, the prince of the empire. The female supporting role was Matthew, the female protagonist's junior, the lecherous cotton candy. The female supporting role was Qianxue, who was just a bystander. The female supporting role was Ao Ziyu. This book can be read on Qidian Chinese website. "Foreignland Crown Position Assignment System" Author: Crown Position Deceiver. This is an infinite/infinite novel with system elements and infinite elements. You can enjoy it without worry after it is completed. User recommendation: I hope you will like this book.

The book was titled "Whispering Poem." The characters in the book included the supporting role, the father of the Infinite Tree, the ancient god in charge of time.| Story background board, supporting roles-Old God, Creator of Innocence, God of the First Time Key, supporting roles-Old God, Master of Blood Feast, Master of Blood Feast| Gluttony, supporting role-Old God Vampire Duke Lauer, Blood Brew| wine party| Battle of Mount Sicar, Supporting Character-Desire, Level 0 Relic| Mermaid, supporting role-Old God, God of the drowned in the deep sea, one of the three evil gods of Coldwater Harbor| Deep Sea Fall, Male Lead-Shields Hamilton, Detective, Female Lead-Eluna Beyas, First Chosen| Church of the Sun Sorceress, Male Supporting Actor-Bill Schneider, Psychiatrist, Male Supporting Actor-Lander Augustus, Church of Dawn Priest, Male Supporting Actor-Father John, Pawnshop Owner| The Power of Civilization, Supporting Actor-Ivan Darkniss, The Dark Chosen| Pus of Humanity, Supporting Actor-Joey Barton, Chosen for Death| A person born in reverse| Resurrection of the Dead, Supporting Male Actor-Armand Bernhardt, Vampire| Distant royal relative, supporting actor-Mr Edmund, lighthouse keeper| Coldwater Harbor Resident| Priory of Light Guide, male supporting role-Captain Luders, Captain Eight Guns, male supporting role-Sean Asmon, Demon Scholar, male supporting role-Darke Anros, Director of MI6; superior, male supporting role-Hogg Rendell, Sunlight Sword| The resident 13th Circle Warlock in Tobesk City| Sun Believer, male supporting actor-Andre Pigman,"Silver Guardian"| The current headmaster of St. Byron's comprehensive college| 13th-circle Warlock, male supporting actor-Shidon Ossenfert, Demon Contract| Heart of Stone, Supporting Male, Guardian of the Earth, Soul Combination| The chosen of the earth| Guardian of the Randall Valley| Waylon Rthers| Johnson Fleming| Thomas Granger, Supporting Actor-Sparrow Hamilton, Grey-Headed Eagle| Grey Gloves Ace Agent| United Kingdom of Catherick| Detective Hamilton| Uncle Sparrow| The beginning of the story, supporting actor-Sally Pirot,"Steel Right Hand"| Thirteen circle Warlock| Believers of the God of Creation and Destruction| Tobesk City resident in the 13th Ring, female supporting role-Little Mia, orange cat, female supporting role-Dorothy Louisa, author| Reporter, supporting actress-Luvia Anna, Seer of the Society of the Seers, supporting actress-Galina Cavendish, Duchess of Saradil| Witch Council, Supporting Actress-Tifa Sevet, Maid| Black hair, female supporting role-Laethea Cavendish, the princess of Delarion| Sorceress of Zaras College of Literature, Supporting Actress-Shivi Avrora, Witch| Ring Sorcerer Family| Manipulating a Mermaid, Female Supporting Actor-Mana Felina, the Great Witch of the Fifth Epoch| The founder of Saint Byron, the supporting actress, Sister Daphne, the leader of the [Spiritual Order]| The Nun Who Keeps Over The First Fire, Female Lead-Zina Cassandra, The Great Witch| Cassandra Auction House| twelve seats for| Resident of Fort Midhill, female supporting character-Emma Sylvia, 13th seat of the Witch Council| The Great Witch of Space| Princess Teacher| mathematician, supporting actress-Margaret Anjou, Second Princess of the United Kingdom of Catherick| Student at Syracuse Medical College| Witch Student| Member of the Royal Family of Anjou, female supporting role-Grace Helen, Red Butterfly Twins, female supporting role-Britney Oranod, librarian| elven bloodline| Founder of St. Byron's| The Witch of the Moon, Supporting Actress-Fiona Drago, Red Dragon Witch| The Second Headmaster of St. Byron's Comprehensive College| Red Dragon Bloodline, Female Supporting Actor-Ajelina Cavendish, Little Princess| Unresigned to fate| Amazing inspiration, female supporting role-Vanessa Bernaris, opera singer| The Witch of the Earth| Pink Aroma Phobia, Supporting Female-Rita Swift, Apprentice of the Old Witch, Supporting Female-Ciris Ruthers, Believer of the Forgotten Old Man| Vice-captain of Golden Dawn, female supporting character-Violet Marshall, Witch Emperor at the end of the Fifth Epoch, female supporting character-Schultz Teresa, distant niece of the Witch Emperor| Principal, female supporting character-Miss Danister, librarian of St. Byron's College, female supporting character-Maria Ingram,"Nightmare Witch"| Sister Friend| The Church of Nature's 13th Circle Warlock, Female Supporting Actor-Megan Audrey Edwards, the Great Witch of Knowledge and Wisdom| Witch Council| Fourth Generation of the Edwards Family| Paradise Island Pharmaceuticals| Twin Souls| Brown shoulder-length hair, female supporting role-Haila Ossenford, Heart of Stone| remember to love| Indifferent, Female Lead-Marilyn Handel, The Resurrected| Joey Barton's true love| death curse| The Messenger of Death, Female Supporting Actress-Cole Marquez, Witch of Ice| Fifth Era Demigod| Witch Emperor| First encounter in the Silver Mountain Range| The short witch. This book can be read on Qidian Chinese website. "Whispering Poem" was written by a salted fish aviator. It was a light novel/original fantasy novel with transmigration, Cthulhu, and steampunk elements. User recommendation: Steampunk on the surface, Cthulhu at the core The literal system flow was actually the more humane "other me." The author's plot was written smoothly and freely, but I also praised the soft and comfortable daily feeling that was revealed between the lines. I believe that this is the life in the steam era that I have been fantasizing about. I hope you will like this book.

I recommend " Infinite Simulations Starting from a Fortune Teller ". The author, I'll Take My Time. The protagonist transmigrated to become a swindler and fortune-teller. He earned money by using divination to open the golden finger life simulator. He could simulate life indefinitely with his money. After the simulation, he could choose one of the three to keep the reward. All kinds of life simulations were super interesting. " When a Host Turns on a Cheat " was not bad either. It was written by Shui Qingqing. The male lead, Ren Ming, got the system when he was looking for a part-time job after receiving an interview notice. The story had elements of struggle and love, and the writing was smooth. However, some of the plots were quite funny, such as being peed on by a child for an interview. "Douluo's Dugu Bo's life simulator", created by Ying Luo in the snow. Dugu Bo had a life simulator, the simulation experience was extremely exciting, and there were also all kinds of interesting reward options, starting a journey of defying the heavens and changing fate on Douluo Continent. "Wu Po Jiu Xiao," written by Bao Xing. Lin Chen dug a hole in the other world and changed his fate because of the divine jade. In a world where martial artists were revered, he worked hard to cultivate for revenge and to protect the little loli. " Longevity: From Daily Intelligence to the Ten Thousand Arts Immortal Lord ", a Xianxia novel written by Jinjin White Jade Meow. The main character, Zhou Ze, transmigrated into an independent cultivator and became the Ten Thousand Arts Celestial Lord through the daily intelligence system.

I recommend a few modern romance novels to you. " Mr. President, Please Get a Divorce " was written by Luo Qian 'qian. Seven years ago, the female protagonist was treated wrongly by the male protagonist and died. Seven years later, the cute baby brought the female protagonist back. When the female protagonist came back, she wanted a divorce. However, the male protagonist wanted to pursue his wife and refused to let go. There were cute baby, sadistic love and other elements. The female protagonist turned the tables and taught the male protagonist. " President, Don't Chase Me " was written by Rongxi QQ. The female protagonist sold her most beautiful years to the devil in exchange for five years of peace at the age of 18. She left the devil's wedding, but the devil chased after her. Although the name was old-fashioned, the plot was novel and touching. " The President's Strategy for Flirting with Her Husband " was created by Manjun. The tomboy Lin Ling was scheming against each other in the company. She had just tasted the sweetness of love and then encountered a storm. It was curious whether the male lead was taking revenge or getting emotional. " The Female CEO Fell in Love with Me " was written by Heaven Plume. It was the story of a small employee in a company full of beautiful women. Many people followed the original version and read it with many benefits. " Reborn: The Sweet Second Marriage " was written by Salted Fish Youyou. The female lead kicked a scumbag to become a queen after her rebirth. There was a CEO who doted on her in all sorts of ways. The plot was very interesting. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>