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A really funny garda story involves a garda on patrol at night. He saw a man walking with a ladder. When he asked what he was doing, the man said he was going to fix the moon because it was 'too bright'. The garda had a good laugh and told him to go home and sleep it off. It shows the strange things they encounter sometimes.

Here's one. A garda was directing traffic at a busy intersection. A confused tourist drove right up onto the sidewalk to ask for directions. The garda just laughed and said 'You're not supposed to drive here, but I'll tell you where to go anyway!'. Then he patiently gave the tourist the directions.

This book was "The Source of Magic in Harry Potter." The characters in it included the protagonist, Myron Harris. Myron: I'm not kidding. You might die if I cast this spell. The protagonist, Felina Harris. Felina (drooling): Hehehe... Candy House…Hehehe... (sleeptalking), supporting actor-Dick Selwyn, Dick: How the hell did I know that stupid author gave me that name! Supporting role-Idelia Stuart, Idelia: (*·Omega·)(404) What does this mean? This book can be read on Qidian Chinese website. "Harry Potter: The Source of Magic" by: The Big Boat. It is a fantasy/modern magic novel that has transmigration elements. It has been completed and can be enjoyed without worry. User recommendation: The recently resurrected Lord Voldemort is celebrating his new life. Myron whispered into the pale Harry Potter's ear. "Let me tell you a secret, Harry. Your real identity is Voldemort's illegitimate son!" "Don't joke around at a time like this, Myron!" "You don't believe me? Then I'll let you see what the truth is!" Myron took out a rotten golden crown, a cracked golden cup, and a shattered ring from his pocket. The excitement on the Dark Lord's face froze. He took out a locket that had been split in half, a broken diary, and a snake corpse. the nose-less monster bellowed at the Death Eaters around it, his face darkening. "Kill him!" The Death Eaters: biuciu! Facing the laser shower, Myron finally picked up Harry with a ferocious expression and pointed his wand at his head. The mysterious man was shocked. I surrender!" Harry Potter: (°Д°;). I hope you will like this book.

This book was "The Source of Magic in Harry Potter." The characters in it included the protagonist, Myron Harris. Myron: I'm not kidding. You might die if I cast this spell. The protagonist, Felina Harris. Felina (drooling): Hehehe... Candy House…Hehehe... (sleeptalking), supporting actor-Dick Selwyn, Dick: How the hell did I know that stupid author gave me that name! Supporting role-Idelia Stuart, Idelia: (*·Omega·)(404) What does this mean? This book can be read on Qidian Chinese website. "Harry Potter: The Source of Magic" by: The Big Boat. It is a fantasy/modern magic novel that has transmigration elements. It has been completed and can be enjoyed without worry. User recommendation: The recently resurrected Lord Voldemort is celebrating his new life. Myron whispered into the pale Harry Potter's ear. "Let me tell you a secret, Harry. Your real identity is Voldemort's illegitimate son!" "Don't joke around at a time like this, Myron!" "You don't believe me? Then I'll let you see what the truth is!" Myron took out a rotten golden crown, a cracked golden cup, and a shattered ring from his pocket. The excitement on the Dark Lord's face froze. He took out a locket that had been split in half, a broken diary, and a snake corpse. the nose-less monster bellowed at the Death Eaters around it, his face darkening. "Kill him!" The Death Eaters: biuciu! Facing the laser shower, Myron finally picked up Harry with a ferocious expression and pointed his wand at his head. The mysterious man was shocked. I surrender!" Harry Potter: (°Д°;). I hope you will like this book.

This book was called "The Crown Position Selection System in the Other World." The characters in the book included the female protagonist, Felina Aldrich, the female protagonist, Okita Soki, and Okita Soki's great victory! Wow! The male supporting role was Qin Feng, the prince of the empire. The female supporting role was Matthew, the female protagonist's junior, the lecherous cotton candy. The female supporting role was Qianxue, who was just a bystander. The female supporting role was Ao Ziyu. This book can be read on Qidian Chinese website. "Foreignland Crown Position Assignment System" Author: Crown Position Deceiver. This is an infinite/infinite novel with system elements and infinite elements. You can enjoy it without worry after it is completed. User recommendation: Overall, it's quite cute. I hope you will like this book.

This book was called "The Crown Position Selection System in the Other World." The characters in the book included the female protagonist, Felina Aldrich, the female protagonist, Okita Soki, and Okita Soki's great victory! Wow! The male supporting role was Qin Feng, the prince of the empire. The female supporting role was Matthew, the female protagonist's junior, the lecherous cotton candy. The female supporting role was Qianxue, who was just a bystander. The female supporting role was Ao Ziyu. This book can be read on Qidian Chinese website. "Foreignland Crown Position Assignment System" Author: Crown Position Deceiver. This is an infinite/infinite novel with system elements and infinite elements. You can enjoy it without worry after it is completed. User recommendation: I hope you will like this book.

The book was titled "Whispering Poem." The characters in the book included the supporting role, the father of the Infinite Tree, the ancient god in charge of time.| Story background board, supporting roles-Old God, Creator of Innocence, God of the First Time Key, supporting roles-Old God, Master of Blood Feast, Master of Blood Feast| Gluttony, supporting role-Old God Vampire Duke Lauer, Blood Brew| wine party| Battle of Mount Sicar, Supporting Character-Desire, Level 0 Relic| Mermaid, supporting role-Old God, God of the drowned in the deep sea, one of the three evil gods of Coldwater Harbor| Deep Sea Fall, Male Lead-Shields Hamilton, Detective, Female Lead-Eluna Beyas, First Chosen| Church of the Sun Sorceress, Male Supporting Actor-Bill Schneider, Psychiatrist, Male Supporting Actor-Lander Augustus, Church of Dawn Priest, Male Supporting Actor-Father John, Pawnshop Owner| The Power of Civilization, Supporting Actor-Ivan Darkniss, The Dark Chosen| Pus of Humanity, Supporting Actor-Joey Barton, Chosen for Death| A person born in reverse| Resurrection of the Dead, Supporting Male Actor-Armand Bernhardt, Vampire| Distant royal relative, supporting actor-Mr Edmund, lighthouse keeper| Coldwater Harbor Resident| Priory of Light Guide, male supporting role-Captain Luders, Captain Eight Guns, male supporting role-Sean Asmon, Demon Scholar, male supporting role-Darke Anros, Director of MI6; superior, male supporting role-Hogg Rendell, Sunlight Sword| The resident 13th Circle Warlock in Tobesk City| Sun Believer, male supporting actor-Andre Pigman,"Silver Guardian"| The current headmaster of St. Byron's comprehensive college| 13th-circle Warlock, male supporting actor-Shidon Ossenfert, Demon Contract| Heart of Stone, Supporting Male, Guardian of the Earth, Soul Combination| The chosen of the earth| Guardian of the Randall Valley| Waylon Rthers| Johnson Fleming| Thomas Granger, Supporting Actor-Sparrow Hamilton, Grey-Headed Eagle| Grey Gloves Ace Agent| United Kingdom of Catherick| Detective Hamilton| Uncle Sparrow| The beginning of the story, supporting actor-Sally Pirot,"Steel Right Hand"| Thirteen circle Warlock| Believers of the God of Creation and Destruction| Tobesk City resident in the 13th Ring, female supporting role-Little Mia, orange cat, female supporting role-Dorothy Louisa, author| Reporter, supporting actress-Luvia Anna, Seer of the Society of the Seers, supporting actress-Galina Cavendish, Duchess of Saradil| Witch Council, Supporting Actress-Tifa Sevet, Maid| Black hair, female supporting role-Laethea Cavendish, the princess of Delarion| Sorceress of Zaras College of Literature, Supporting Actress-Shivi Avrora, Witch| Ring Sorcerer Family| Manipulating a Mermaid, Female Supporting Actor-Mana Felina, the Great Witch of the Fifth Epoch| The founder of Saint Byron, the supporting actress, Sister Daphne, the leader of the [Spiritual Order]| The Nun Who Keeps Over The First Fire, Female Lead-Zina Cassandra, The Great Witch| Cassandra Auction House| twelve seats for| Resident of Fort Midhill, female supporting character-Emma Sylvia, 13th seat of the Witch Council| The Great Witch of Space| Princess Teacher| mathematician, supporting actress-Margaret Anjou, Second Princess of the United Kingdom of Catherick| Student at Syracuse Medical College| Witch Student| Member of the Royal Family of Anjou, female supporting role-Grace Helen, Red Butterfly Twins, female supporting role-Britney Oranod, librarian| elven bloodline| Founder of St. Byron's| The Witch of the Moon, Supporting Actress-Fiona Drago, Red Dragon Witch| The Second Headmaster of St. Byron's Comprehensive College| Red Dragon Bloodline, Female Supporting Actor-Ajelina Cavendish, Little Princess| Unresigned to fate| Amazing inspiration, female supporting role-Vanessa Bernaris, opera singer| The Witch of the Earth| Pink Aroma Phobia, Supporting Female-Rita Swift, Apprentice of the Old Witch, Supporting Female-Ciris Ruthers, Believer of the Forgotten Old Man| Vice-captain of Golden Dawn, female supporting character-Violet Marshall, Witch Emperor at the end of the Fifth Epoch, female supporting character-Schultz Teresa, distant niece of the Witch Emperor| Principal, female supporting character-Miss Danister, librarian of St. Byron's College, female supporting character-Maria Ingram,"Nightmare Witch"| Sister Friend| The Church of Nature's 13th Circle Warlock, Female Supporting Actor-Megan Audrey Edwards, the Great Witch of Knowledge and Wisdom| Witch Council| Fourth Generation of the Edwards Family| Paradise Island Pharmaceuticals| Twin Souls| Brown shoulder-length hair, female supporting role-Haila Ossenford, Heart of Stone| remember to love| Indifferent, Female Lead-Marilyn Handel, The Resurrected| Joey Barton's true love| death curse| The Messenger of Death, Female Supporting Actress-Cole Marquez, Witch of Ice| Fifth Era Demigod| Witch Emperor| First encounter in the Silver Mountain Range| The short witch. This book can be read on Qidian Chinese website. "Whispering Poem" was written by a salted fish aviator. It was a light novel/original fantasy novel with transmigration, Cthulhu, and steampunk elements. User recommendation: Steampunk on the surface, Cthulhu at the core The literal system flow was actually the more humane "other me." The author's plot was written smoothly and freely, but I also praised the soft and comfortable daily feeling that was revealed between the lines. I believe that this is the life in the steam era that I have been fantasizing about. I hope you will like this book.

" The Salted Fish Life of a Secondary Concubine " was a short, sweet, and favorite story. The female lead, Sheng Fei, had a salted fish character. After her parents died, she lived under someone else's roof. After that, she was given to the Empress by her uncle. The Empress gave her to King Qin Song as a concubine. Sheng Fei was not welcomed by the people in Prince Qin's residence. Her courtyard was also very remote, but Sheng Fei did not care. She just wanted to continue to be a salted fish and not fight for favor. She only wanted to cook delicious food in the backyard. At first, the male protagonist, Song Mo, thought that the female protagonist was a spy, but later fell in love with Sheng Fei's delicious food. The two of them ate and drank together while fighting villains. They even showed off their love in front of others, which attracted the attention of the Empress. Because Sheng Fei's background could not match the king's, the Empress advised her to retire, but the king then caught up. There were some plots of power struggles in the novel, but they were all relatively simple and the overall situation was normal. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

He recommended a few novels. " My Heavenly Dimensional Guild ", a light novel written by Withered Flower and Ancient Tree. The four battles, the re-association scene, the Medicine Lord, the assassin Wu Liuqi, and other characters, the chat group and the guild double cheat, it was easy and funny. " Country Pig Raising in Rebirth " was a novel about urban life in the mountains and black waters. After his rebirth, he made a fortune by raising pigs. The name was strange and the content was interesting. Although there were flaws, the book was still a good read. I Sign In to Become a Saint in Mythology, a Xianxia Mythological Cultivation novel written by Jiang Yu ten years ago. In the Rebirth Mythological World, he possessed Li Xiuyuan. He could become a Saint by signing in. The character information was detailed and the story was interesting. " Prince Pig " was an Eastern fantasy novel about a heavenly tribulation. The main character, Zhu Gongzi, had his own family members. He had a magic treasure and was a playboy in the other world. The plot was unique. " I Can Acquire Non-Recruitable Characters " was a novel written by Comet on Star Street. Jiang Yan could recruit characters that others couldn't. It was very interesting that he could slack off and become stronger. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>