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The world of Ariadne is vast with more to see and more to find than meets the eye... Magic is plenty and cultivation so great that legends speak of those few existences that cut the heavenly bodies of the gods from the celestial skies... But there is more to Ariadne than mere strength, than mere power, there are histories ancient, gods who walk the lands, royals, nobles and commoners who are forever in strife... In this world with thousands of realms each born from the great cataclysm that set the stage for 'the seventh age' to be born, there exists the Sacred Lineage of Royals who rule a hundred realms, this lineage being of Mercurion. It is here that Lucian our reincarnated vestige of the past shall be born, born to be called 'Prince 786' of the Merurion Empire... Strife exists in many forms and in this Sacred line in which even a name must be earned, strife is a double-edged sword that now brings the once so Great, the once so Sacred lineage of Mercurion down to its knees from within... But be warned... there is much unseen, much unknown of the reality you see, of the Prince called 786... Welcome to Ariadne!!! A world in which all truths can be revealed...

Synopsis: SLOTH: COSMI-NAPPER Leo Vance, the self-proclaimed "Grand Master of Elegant Sloth," has perfected his life philosophy: total comfort and minimal effort. Yet, when a catastrophic cosmic flicker destabilizes all reality, Leo's accidental nap activates the Dream Weaver Protocol, forcing the reluctant slacker to become the multiverse's most unlikely savior. Leo's power is Cosmic Inertia (Ultimate Sloth), which stabilizes reality only when he achieves absolute stillness. This forces him into an agonizing paradox: his heroism demands he rest, while his conscience demands he act. He must now hunt the lost Lumina Seeds—the keys to stability—which are hidden behind psychological trials. Tasked with commanding his chaotic genius is Astrid Laura, the hyper-efficient Systems Analyst who believes only in quantifiable logic. Their constant, high-friction sparring fuels a rapid-fire enemies-to-lovers dynamic, where their verbal warfare becomes their greatest psychological defense. Joined by a loyal muscle, a cryptic seer, and a chaos wizard, the team must confront the systematic corruption of the Whisper King—an entity that feeds on fear and uses betrayal to sabotage the team's deepest bonds. To win, Leo must sacrifice the core philosophical lie of his life, push his power toward the terrifying Zeroness, and confront the chilling prophecy that success will demand a final, absolute betrayal by the one person he needs most: Astrid. Sometimes, saving reality is less about smashing enemies, and more about strategically falling asleep on the job.

Esther, a guardian of the Earth, awakens after centuries of slumber to a world transformed. The energy of the planet, once in sync, feels fractured and wrong, making him to embark on a journey to uncover the source of this imbalance. Lazy but impossibly sharp, handsome, and undeniably powerful, Esther is an immortal being who has always existed beyond the concerns of mortal life. On his journey, he meets Hina, an ambitious and fiery woman determined to become the next queen of her country, a goal that intrigues Esther and pulls him into the complexities of human ambition, politics, and relationships. Along the way, Esther will meet multiple characters who will teach him lessons about life, love, and the human spirit—things he had long ignored in his centuries of existence. A story of self-discovery, growth, and breathtaking action, *The Descendant of Sloth* is a fantastical tale that explores what it means to truly live.

this is dropped im re-writing this story new title: SLOTH-souls of darkness

This is not the ending the Book of Revelations predicted for the world. No savior, no fire, no religious fanfare. Just two cousins being chased by a demon they can't figure out. For Athena, an attack in the woods leads her down a path of mystery: who wants her dead? Why do they want her dead? And how does her cousin, Clare, factor into this? For Clare, meeting Luca was the best thing that ever happened to her. Until she realized she was not only dating a demon, but THE demon: Lust, one of the Seven Deadly Sins personified. Together, and with the help of Lust, Sloth, and Greed, the five of them must find the answers to the greatest mystery: who wants to kill them and why? And then they have to save the world.

[Ding! No Pain, No Gain System awakened. Your future is limitless] [Ding! Congratulations on Awakening Primordial Aspect: Sloth. Hard work is a scam, laziness is eternal] [ERROR!!?!?] [The No Pain No Gain System got devoured by Sloth?!] ...... In a world of heroes, cultivators, and legends, eighteen-year-old Noah Ravenhart was the ultimate joke—Aspectless, weak, and riding the coattails of his billionaire adoptive family. Then, his cheat finally awakened. But instead of giving him a standard system, his [Primordial Aspect: Sloth] straight-up devoured the interface, flipped the rules of reality, and gave him a terrifying realization: He gets stronger by doing absolutely nothing. Sleeping? Stats up. Lying on the couch? Cultivation breaks through. While the rest of the world bleeds and dies in dungeons to level up, Noah sends clones to attend his academy classes while his soul trains in his sleep. "Working is a scam," he decides. Too bad his stepsister is on him. She just regressed from a bloody future where she fought gods, armed with cheat knowledge to save humanity. In her past life, Noah was a harmless civilian. So why is this lazy bum suddenly radiating god-like power while snoring on the sofa? "Get up and train! You're wasting your talent!" "No. I'm maximizing it." As ancient gods awaken and villains plot the apocalypse, Noah faces his greatest challenge yet: finding the perfect sleeping position before the world ends. Can the world stop interrupting his naps? *************** Drop a review if you are enjoying the story! What to expect: Overpowered & Hilariously Lazy MC Badass Regressor Stepsister System, Academy Arc, & Cultivation Peak Comedy & Slice-of-Life mixed with High-Stakes Action *************** Check pinned review for more info.

A lazy parasite leaching off society, he is determined to work hard when he is surprised with a second life. Only to find his future dashed by the mysterious 'Sloth system'. Without any knowledge on if he has a purpose, the lazy parasite follows the system directive of being lazy, with only a few tasks to complete in order to avoid trouble, gather funds or as an investment for future laziness.

Matsuo Aki and his clasmates are transported in a fantasy world, where swords and magic exist. The king welcomed them except for Aki, because of his job class "Baby Sitter". They deemed him useless to defeat the demon lords, so they send him in an abandoned orphanage. There, he raised the abandoned babies/children of many races, magical beasts and monsters to level up. Will Aki have a peaceful life raising childrens in this another world?

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?

In her previous life, she took the wrong "white lotus" script, causing her to die a miserable death. Heaven has let her live again, so she shouldn't have to suffer the hardships of her past life once more! Feng Moxi sheds her weakness from her previous life. Making a new choice, she must fight! There are monsters! Kill them! There are scumbags! Eliminate them! With her meager strength, she picks up a Heavy Sword and forges a difficult path forward. Unexpectedly, that arrogant and reckless person who caused her no small amount of trouble along the way eventually becomes a comrade-in-arms to whom she can entrust her back, a companion for life. The sky fills with darkness, the Demon People emerge! The Heavenly Dao returns. One day, Feng Moxi is leisurely roasting beast meat by the river. Chaoyang, having just finished fighting a demon beast, sees the crumbs on her lips and immediately leans in. "Want some?" Chaoyang dazedly nodded his head. Suddenly, a piece of burnt beast meat is stuffed into his mouth. Chaoyang pulls Feng Moxi into his embrace, gently brushes the corner of her lips with his hand, and says, "You're mine!" Apocalypse + Cultivation + Doting Boyfriend