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He was the king of the Soldier Kings! He was the Grim Reaper of the assassin world! He was endlessly arrogant! The formidable Ye Long, having left the mysterious military unit, returned to Hua Du to fulfill the mysterious elder's command to protect the beautiful lady boss.

Two wondrous fruits, one for immortality, the other for strength. After swallowing them, Chu Ning traveled to another world to cultivate the path of immortality. Within a thousand years, Chu Ning said, "Thanks to the wondrous fruit, praise the wondrous fruit, brother awesome." A thousand years later, Chu Ning reflected, "Thank oneself, praise oneself, the struggle is the most beautiful." In this other world, Chu Ning had three famous sayings: The first, "Not driven by profit, one may miss some opportunities, but will never suffer a loss." Secondly, "longevity is just about living a life, so why not take life seriously from the beginning." Thirdly, "if you can get along, you can get along. If you can't get along, you can negotiate. If you can't negotiate, you should kill someone in the downwind of the wind, this way, the ashes can be scattered cleaner…"

Après avoir échoué sa tribulation, Ye Leng'an est retournée dans le premier monde. Dans sa vie précédente, elle était la fausse fille que tout le monde dans la famille Ye détestait. Avec la véritable fille autour, elle semblait encore plus insignifiante en comparaison. Pendant ce temps, la véritable fille était adorée par tous. Finalement, Ye Leng'an a été torturée et tuée par les admirateurs de la véritable fille. Elle a subi une fin terrible. Après sa mort, son âme a transmigré dans le royaume de la cultivation. Grâce à son travail acharné, elle a cultivé jusqu'à la période de la tribulation, et elle n'était plus qu'à un pas de l'ascension en tant qu'immortelle. Cependant, lors de sa tribulation, elle a échoué à cause de ses démons intérieurs venant de son temps dans le premier monde. Dans cette vie, elle est revenue avec toute sa gloire. Elle n'était plus une perdante. Héhé. Maintenant qu'elle s'est réincarnée, elle voulait retrouver l'honneur qui lui appartenait autrefois. Quiconque se mettait en travers de son chemin serait anéanti. La véritable fille était-elle un génie médical ayant le potentiel de devenir un médecin miracle ? Désolée, mais Ye Leng'an était la vraie affaire qui pouvait ramener les morts à la vie. Elle avait des pilules spirituelles pour lesquelles d'innombrables pointures seraient prêtes à tuer ! La véritable fille était-elle un génie de l'informatique capable d'accéder facilement à n'importe quelle partie d'internet ? Désolée, mais Ye Leng'an était celle qui avait inventé internet. Elle était comme Dieu, capable de contrôler qui vivait ou mourait en son sein. Ye Leng'an s'est réincarnée dans le monde de la cultivation et a pris le monde d'assaut. Alors que d'innombrables personnalités importantes se retrouvaient éperdument amoureuses d'elle, un homme mystérieux ayant secrètement un puissant background l'a directement attirée dans ses bras. "Tu m'appartiens, Chérie", annonça-t-il. Ye Leng'an leva les yeux au ciel, impuissante. "Ce type est vraiment facilement jaloux !"

[Félicitations, Hôte, pour votre transmigration réussie. Votre nouvelle identité est Aurek XVI, Empereur de l'Empire de Pont-Croisé.] Génial ! Enfin, je peux expérimenter ce que ça fait d'être un empereur. [Rappel : L'Empire de Pont-Croisé est l'un des innombrables empires sur le continent d'Eura. Votre prédécesseur était Aurek XVI, Intelligence : Imbécile.] ? [Avertissement : L'Empire de Pont-Croisé est au bord de l'effondrement. Nombre actuel de factions royales hostiles : 17. Nombre total d'ennemis : 7 millions. Compte à rebours avant l'effondrement de l'Empire : 1 an.] ?? [Félicitations, Hôte, vous avez éveillé le Système d'Invocation Suprême ! Veuillez activement gagner des points. Les guerriers invoqués peuvent être élevés au Rang Divin !] ??? … De nombreuses années plus tard, Au sommet de la Montagne Snow Sacrée, devant les Portes du Royaume Divin, Une silhouette grande et élancée apparut devant les anges gardiens. Les anges s'élevèrent dans le ciel, trois paires d'ailes forgées de flammes libérant un brasier apocalyptique. "Arrêtez ! Devant se trouve le Royaume Divin—ce n'est pas un endroit où les simples mortels peuvent s'aventurer !" La silhouette ne leva pas la tête. Au lieu de cela, avec le sceptre dans sa main, elle tapota doucement le sol. En un instant, des guerriers se comptant par milliards apparurent sur la Montagne Snow Sacrée, chacun irradiant une aura surpassant même celle du Rang Divin. Vous avez légèrement relevé la tête, contemplant l'être qui n'existait autrefois que dans les mythes : "Maintenant, la véritable conquête commence."

S'élever de l'insignifiance, dominer parmi les myriades de cieux. La famille Ye, un petit clan, a commencé son ascension depuis un petit village de montagne, des arts martiaux à la cultivation. Ye Fan s'est réincarné dans un autre monde, acquérant un système pour l'ascension de la famille. Il n'y a pas de ressources pour que la famille puisse cultiver, alors j'apprendrai l'alchimie. La formation de la famille n'est pas assez forte, alors j'apprendrai la formation. J'apprendrai les six arts de cultivation, tout pour l'ascension de la famille. Et ma propre cultivation? N'importe laquelle fera l'affaire, à mesure que la famille s'élève, je deviendrai plus fort. Ma force est la somme de la famille. Aux yeux de mes fils, Ye Fan, ce vieil homme, peut tout faire. Aux yeux de ma femme, Ye Fan est le dieu parfait de la masculinité. Aux yeux des jeunes générations de la famille, Grand-père Ye Fan est une existence invincible.

This book features a slice-of-life style with minimal system presence, welcome to enjoy. [Theoretically, this system can target any cognitive being in the universe.] [After selecting a target, the host will randomly acquire the target's skill level and talent.] [When the target is of the same gender, skill experience acquisition speed +50%, skill level cap -50%.] [When the target is of a different species, trigger 404 aura, skill experience acquisition speed +100%, instant death probability +99%.] [After a failed targeting, the punishment mechanism is activated, halving the host's basic stats, entering an absolute weak state, and resetting skill levels.] Traversing into this world, Bai Chuan Ze Ping observes this problematic system, then looks at the top student and beautiful girl of the class... Hmm, perhaps... this classmate could be a fine learning companion. PS: This book is also known as "My Talent Comes from My Girlfriend."

He lost everything and yet he gained an overwhelming strength to fight back... Now his mind, his body, and his heart scream for vengeance. Ten people destroyed his life... ten people killed his loved ones... And now the ten people are trembling in fear as his shadow looms over them like a hungry ghost waiting to take their lives. When Xin Wei died that day, a mysterious pea-size bead entered his body and gave him a status system. And with that, his strength, agility, power, and might improve which prepares him on his road to vengeance. Now... he would stop at nothing until he destroyed those who ruined his life and those standing in his path would suffer the same fate. ***Background is not mine grab it from google. So whoever is the artist... Thank you!

[This book is in indefinite hiatus. Will continue once I'm done with my other ongoing books.] Lucien Blake is a twenty six years old shut in otaku. He live his life reading novels, watching animes, eating and staring at computer all day. One day he went out to buy his favorite chicken lunch box meal at the nearest convenience store. But a robber came in and decided to rob the store. Without knowing why or what for, the robber shot him in the chest before running away.  Can his life as shut in otaku get any worse?    A series of beeps flooded his head, forcing him to wake up. When he open his eyes he found himself in another world very much like his own. Except for one thing. His beloved protagonist from his favorite anime is staring at him face to face. A notif pop into his head saying, [Dear host, find and help the protagonist escape his fate of getting killed. Help him in his mission of eliminating the demons. Points will be added. Failure to do so will result to deduction. Zero points will lead to your death. Good luck.] Lucien was left no choice but to adapt to his life as a mob character, helping the protagonist pave his path into greathood. It was all good at first, if you count off the number of times he has to pick up his butt running away from hideous creatures drooling after his flesh, his life being protected from protagonist halo was awesome.  That is until.... the protagonist pushed him down to bed.

In the new era of Blue Star Martial Arts, Demons invaded, and humankind was embroiled in a bitter struggles. Chu Feng transmigrated and arrived on the scene. Armed with the ways of being an overachiever, all he wanted was to once again show the spirit of a die-hard corporate slave and carve out his own piece of the world! No sooner had he been reborn than he was smeared with demons all over his face, but no worries, his golden finger had arrived! He could draw upon the Life Force of slain Demons to transform into Attribute Points, becoming stronger with limitless additions! "What to do when there are no more Attribute Points available?" "Hey, look over there, a lone Demon…" "Sneak up from behind, grab its head, just twist like this! Hey, Attribute Points secured!" … "In this world, having great strength means having everything!" "In my life, with such heaven-defying Martial Arts Talent, do you think I can become a Martial God?" "The path to the Martial God has ended; it's become nothing but old legends? Ha, the path I walk will be the new path of the Martial God!" … This book is also known as "Demons, I Need You to Help Me Cultivate!" "So Easy to Learn, I Think This Move is Really Simple" "Run Fast, the people at the front are haunted" "This Man is More Demonic Than the Demons Themselves!"

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.