Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable
By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious âGod of Nightâ.
When someone bullies her, he says, âOnly two types of people bully my wife: those who havenât crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?â
When someone questions her, he says, âEverything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!â
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, âWifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?â
âYou can consider sleeping on the streets.â
âWell, Iâll sleep in the study, then.â
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, âSheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
âSleeping⊠in⊠the⊠study!â
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isnât what she meant by âsleeping in the studyââŠ