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Little Joe In the enchanting kingdom of Tallindorie, Little Joe is a spirited boy from a humble farming family, living a life of simplicity and joy. Despite facing rejection due to his modest background, he remains blissfully unaware of the harsh realities of life. His days are filled with secret training sessions with his father, indulging in hearty meals, and earnestly trying to make friends. But everything changes after a fateful encounter at school. When Joe bravely saves the teenage children of a powerful baron, he not only earns their friendship but also receives a mysterious gift that alters the course of his life. Later, after much suffering, fate thrusts Joe into the spotlight, drawing the attention of the lords from neighboring cities who see in him the potential to become a local defender. However, Joe’s dreams reach far beyond the accolades of knighthood. He aspires to be a true hero, someone who can make his parents proud, uplift his small town of Dhaubania, and stand against the corruption and injustices that plague the nobility in the kingdom of Tallindorie. Meanwhile, in the real world, Lowo N'air, a young orphan, is caught in the web of two scientists with dark ambitions. One is a pharmaceutical magnate seeking the perfect herb to create an innovative medicine, while the other is a portal technology developer searching for new worlds to conquer. Both seek the power to reshape reality, but their pursuits risk plunging the world into chaos. Fate takes an unexpected twist with the arrival of SIME, a System of Intelligent Multiple Choices. Due to a critical error, the system distorts the characters' desires in unimaginable ways. Little Joe, who once dreamed of becoming the greatest fighter, finds himself connected to a bugged system that strips him of all his abilities, leaving him at the lowest level of degradation, and only grants him insanely useless skills as rewards. As if that weren't enough, Joe also suffers from the bizarre ability to lay golden eggs—a power that brings him wealth but at the cost of his dignity. On the other hand, Lowo N'air, who longed for riches, is granted the potential to become a formidable warrior. Realizing they belong to different worlds yet are connected by shared technology, Joe and Lowo N'air become disillusioned with the absurd swap of their dreams. United in their frustration, Joe resolves to challenge and modify the very System that altered his destiny, while Lowo rebels, believing that no one should have the power to dictate their dreams.

[17+] Horror thriller Iqbal Albani. Seorang pekerja kantor yang setiap malam harus lembur karena tumpukan lembaran kerja. Hingga suatu waktu acara reuni SMA, ia lupa untuk menghadiri tepat waktu. Meira kekasihnya memberitahu kalau sekarang teman-temannya ingin mengenang masa SMA dengan mengunjungi bangunan asrama yang notebenya bagian dari sekolah. Namun hal-hal aneh mulai terjadi. Kejanggalan saat bermain petak umpet setan merubah segalanya. Semua diluar ekspetasi mereka. Sekarang mereka menghadapi masalah yang lebih serius. Jauh dan jauh lebih rumit. Akankah Iqbal berhasil mengatasinya? Atau memang semua ini hanya...

[17+] Horror thriller Iqbal Albani. Seorang pekerja kantor yang setiap malam harus lembur karena tumpukan lembaran kerja. Hingga suatu waktu acara reuni SMA, ia lupa untuk menghadiri tepat waktu. Meira kekasihnya memberitahu kalau sekarang teman-temannya ingin mengenang masa SMA dengan mengunjungi bangunan asrama yang notebenya bagian dari sekolah. Namun hal-hal aneh mulai terjadi. Kejanggalan saat bermain petak umpet setan merubah segalanya. Semua diluar ekspetasi mereka. Sekarang mereka menghadapi masalah yang lebih serius. Jauh dan jauh lebih rumit. Akankah Iqbal berhasil mengatasinya? Atau memang semua ini hanya...

Abe Cooper is starting over. For fifteen years he's lived the life that was expected of him, but not anymore. He's packed up his things, bought himself a cabin in Northfield, and managed to secure a job at the local high school teaching gym and coaching the football team. But his new beginning didn't include running into Crazy Joe on his first trip to the grocery store.<br><br>Jonas Raghnall has everything he needs -- good friends and a job he loves. He's worked hard to get over what happened sixteen years ago, but one run-in with his past and all the memories come flooding back. Seeing Abe Cooper, The Abe Cooper, sets everything out of balance.<br><br>Abe had pictured a fresh start with no ties to his past, but now that Jonas is there, he wants nothing more than to be close to the man who had butterflies filling his belly when he was in high school. Jonas doesn't want to come face to face with his past, but if he sees Abe every day, it's not really meeting up with your past, is it? It's more like a date with your future.

This is not my novel I copied it from somewhere else because I like the Webnovel format.

Joe, a cultivator who stood at the peak of his realm, discovers that the world he knows is nothing more than a beautifully disguised cage. In a final act of defiance against fate, he tears open the void — only to be thrown into an even stranger destiny. Reborn in the body of a noble heir named Travis Sean, son of the wealthiest Duke in the Norma Kingdom, Joe finds himself entangled in politics, hidden poison, and a legacy far more dangerous than his past life. But what is this "Infinitus" that echoes through his rebirth? A power? A realm? A curse? The mysteries of this new world — Edhas — run deeper than he imagined. Join him as he rises again — stronger, wiser, and perhaps... more dangerous. My Instagram Handel - @asrel_writes321

Florida Man sleeps through the apocalypse, befriends a bowl of cereal, steals a truck, and commits attempted arson (and that's just the first episode!). An episodic adventure about an anti-social NEET making his way in the post-apocalyptic world. Come along with the memorable cast; like nervous zombie Freckle, mysterious and intimidating Gatorman, scatterbrained and socially-awkward Joe, and everyone's favorite character, Colonel Crunchies.

Joe Harris, a bullied schoolboy, awakens from a coma-induced accident in a nightmarish alternate timeline. Here, survivors are forced into deadly mind games where death means extinction in both worlds. Trapped between both worlds, Joe must navigate dangerous challenges filled with dark magic and mythical horrors. With each game more brutal than the last, he faces an impossible choice: conquer The Dark Lands and return home, or perish forever in both timelines.

THIS IS A LOVE STORY BETWEEN AN APPRENTICE AND THE WIFE OF HIS BOSS.THE LOVE STORY STARTEDBAS A COMMON FLING THAT LATER GROW TO A FULL TIME SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP.WILL JOSEPH BE READY FOR WHATS COMING,I DONT THINK SO.

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.