joe biden in skyrim

So to begin, this is technically a skyrim fanfic. Why isn't it in the fan-fics then? Simple! It's based on a game and I don't feel that counts as a fan-fic. Second, I've read like a few skyrim stories here lately. I liked them, as a bethesda fan boy... Well, now I need to take a crack at it. I literally start a new game of skyrim every new year. Its my tradition, so I felt I had to do this. If its bad, ah well. If its good, GREAT! Overall though, I feel we need more skyrim based stories or fan-fics. It has the perfect setting for the transmigration genre. Now read at your own risk.

Little Joe In the enchanting kingdom of Tallindorie, Little Joe is a spirited boy from a humble farming family, living a life of simplicity and joy. Despite facing rejection due to his modest background, he remains blissfully unaware of the harsh realities of life. His days are filled with secret training sessions with his father, indulging in hearty meals, and earnestly trying to make friends. But everything changes after a fateful encounter at school. When Joe bravely saves the teenage children of a powerful baron, he not only earns their friendship but also receives a mysterious gift that alters the course of his life. Later, after much suffering, fate thrusts Joe into the spotlight, drawing the attention of the lords from neighboring cities who see in him the potential to become a local defender. However, Joe’s dreams reach far beyond the accolades of knighthood. He aspires to be a true hero, someone who can make his parents proud, uplift his small town of Dhaubania, and stand against the corruption and injustices that plague the nobility in the kingdom of Tallindorie. Meanwhile, in the real world, Lowo N'air, a young orphan, is caught in the web of two scientists with dark ambitions. One is a pharmaceutical magnate seeking the perfect herb to create an innovative medicine, while the other is a portal technology developer searching for new worlds to conquer. Both seek the power to reshape reality, but their pursuits risk plunging the world into chaos. Fate takes an unexpected twist with the arrival of SIME, a System of Intelligent Multiple Choices. Due to a critical error, the system distorts the characters' desires in unimaginable ways. Little Joe, who once dreamed of becoming the greatest fighter, finds himself connected to a bugged system that strips him of all his abilities, leaving him at the lowest level of degradation, and only grants him insanely useless skills as rewards. As if that weren't enough, Joe also suffers from the bizarre ability to lay golden eggs—a power that brings him wealth but at the cost of his dignity. On the other hand, Lowo N'air, who longed for riches, is granted the potential to become a formidable warrior. Realizing they belong to different worlds yet are connected by shared technology, Joe and Lowo N'air become disillusioned with the absurd swap of their dreams. United in their frustration, Joe resolves to challenge and modify the very System that altered his destiny, while Lowo rebels, believing that no one should have the power to dictate their dreams.

Ethan awakens amd is greeted by ROB. " Hey... sooo... yeah I killed you sorry. But I am compensating by dropping you into a fantasy world with a system. With no memories at that. You're welcome. Byeeee~" " Wait, F*** YOUUUUU....." 'poof' ------------------------------ This is just an idea I want to see but no one wrote about it. I'm not a good writer and would love to see someone else write this but until then you get my sh**y work. If anyone does start writing based off my idea, please let me know, I would love to read yours instead of mine.

[17+] Horror thriller Iqbal Albani. Seorang pekerja kantor yang setiap malam harus lembur karena tumpukan lembaran kerja. Hingga suatu waktu acara reuni SMA, ia lupa untuk menghadiri tepat waktu. Meira kekasihnya memberitahu kalau sekarang teman-temannya ingin mengenang masa SMA dengan mengunjungi bangunan asrama yang notebenya bagian dari sekolah. Namun hal-hal aneh mulai terjadi. Kejanggalan saat bermain petak umpet setan merubah segalanya. Semua diluar ekspetasi mereka. Sekarang mereka menghadapi masalah yang lebih serius. Jauh dan jauh lebih rumit. Akankah Iqbal berhasil mengatasinya? Atau memang semua ini hanya...

[17+] Horror thriller Iqbal Albani. Seorang pekerja kantor yang setiap malam harus lembur karena tumpukan lembaran kerja. Hingga suatu waktu acara reuni SMA, ia lupa untuk menghadiri tepat waktu. Meira kekasihnya memberitahu kalau sekarang teman-temannya ingin mengenang masa SMA dengan mengunjungi bangunan asrama yang notebenya bagian dari sekolah. Namun hal-hal aneh mulai terjadi. Kejanggalan saat bermain petak umpet setan merubah segalanya. Semua diluar ekspetasi mereka. Sekarang mereka menghadapi masalah yang lebih serius. Jauh dan jauh lebih rumit. Akankah Iqbal berhasil mengatasinya? Atau memang semua ini hanya...

Abe Cooper is starting over. For fifteen years he's lived the life that was expected of him, but not anymore. He's packed up his things, bought himself a cabin in Northfield, and managed to secure a job at the local high school teaching gym and coaching the football team. But his new beginning didn't include running into Crazy Joe on his first trip to the grocery store.<br><br>Jonas Raghnall has everything he needs -- good friends and a job he loves. He's worked hard to get over what happened sixteen years ago, but one run-in with his past and all the memories come flooding back. Seeing Abe Cooper, The Abe Cooper, sets everything out of balance.<br><br>Abe had pictured a fresh start with no ties to his past, but now that Jonas is there, he wants nothing more than to be close to the man who had butterflies filling his belly when he was in high school. Jonas doesn't want to come face to face with his past, but if he sees Abe every day, it's not really meeting up with your past, is it? It's more like a date with your future.

This is not my novel I copied it from somewhere else because I like the Webnovel format.

Joe, a cultivator who stood at the peak of his realm, discovers that the world he knows is nothing more than a beautifully disguised cage. In a final act of defiance against fate, he tears open the void — only to be thrown into an even stranger destiny. Reborn in the body of a noble heir named Travis Sean, son of the wealthiest Duke in the Norma Kingdom, Joe finds himself entangled in politics, hidden poison, and a legacy far more dangerous than his past life. But what is this "Infinitus" that echoes through his rebirth? A power? A realm? A curse? The mysteries of this new world — Edhas — run deeper than he imagined. Join him as he rises again — stronger, wiser, and perhaps... more dangerous. My Instagram Handel - @asrel_writes321

Florida Man sleeps through the apocalypse, befriends a bowl of cereal, steals a truck, and commits attempted arson (and that's just the first episode!). An episodic adventure about an anti-social NEET making his way in the post-apocalyptic world. Come along with the memorable cast; like nervous zombie Freckle, mysterious and intimidating Gatorman, scatterbrained and socially-awkward Joe, and everyone's favorite character, Colonel Crunchies.

Yunyun is reincarnated into a post-apocalyptic novel with a powerful female protagonist. Unfortunately, she isn’t the heroine. She’s just a minor cannon fodder character… destined to die early. But after awakening memories of the novel, Yunyun accidentally reveals the future through her thoughts— [Mommy, boohoo… your scumbag husband has been cheating on you for years and even has a child with another woman. In the end, they’ll join forces to cripple and torture you to death!] [Uncle, you’ll be betrayed by an ungrateful subordinate and driven out of your own luxurious home, left to freeze to death in the snow!] [Grandpa… Grandma…] In the original story, only her young aunt—the novel’s female lead—survives to the very end, killing her enemies with her own hands… only to live on as something neither fully human nor a ghost. Before they can recover from learning their fates, another thought leaks out— [Sigh, the apocalypse is coming soon. As a three-year-old cannon fodder, can I go offline early? I don't want to suffer through the end of the world…] Looking at the little milk dumpling in their arms, pretending to be silly just so she can laze around… What else can the Bai family do but spoil her? They hoard supplies, renovate and fortify their home, and prepare in advance for the coming apocalypse. Meanwhile, little Yunyun follows her protagonist aunt, accidentally kicking off the base-building plot and helping create a super base where food and clothing are abundant, even in the apocalypse. Step by step, the Bai family rises to power. In the end, Yunyun is dumbfounded: [Wait… wasn't I supposed to be cannon fodder?! Why does this feel like a "pampered lucky baby" story?!] The Bai family: Their little Yunyun is, indeed, their precious lucky baby.