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After dying on her trip to Japan in the most anticlimactic way imaginable, crushed beneath a towering pile of manga, light novels, and lewd doujinshi after a sudden earthquake, Maria finds her deepest wishes surging into reality and manifesting as powerful Special Abilities before her consciousness fades completely. Until she found herself reincarnated as... a corpse? But why was the corpse not moving? No matter how hard she tried, it refused to respond. She wasn’t even a zombie! Even more so, why was she still trapped with this lifeless body? The corpse was no longer part of her at all! And lastly, why was she not a physical being? Her hands were translucent, and so her entire new “body”! “Huh… Am I a ghost?!” Follow Maria as she struggles to survive as a ghost in a harsh and unwelcoming new world, raising her own skeleton as her first companion and desperately seeking the truth behind her second life’s death and how she became a ghost. Armed with Phantasmal Powers, Dark Magic, seemingly Endless Mana, and the terrifying ability to raise her own Undead Army, nothing may be able to stand in the way of her ruthless path of revenge. Over 100000 words (100 Chapters) available for free! Daily Chapters

Dalam dunia di mana semua orang sedang menjalani transisi profesi mereka, aku mengejutkan telah terbangun dengan dua profesi. Lebih dari itu, aku juga telah terbangun dengan profesi gaya hidup pembangkangan. Melestarikan barang-barang berkualitas tinggi? Aku akan hanya menyintesisnya. Melestarikan keterampilan berkualitas tinggi? Aku akan menyintesis itu juga. Melestarikan hewan peliharaan level tinggi? Aku akan terus menyintesis. Tunggu, mengapa gadis-binatang ini begitu besar setelah sintesis? Mari mulai dengan menyintesis tiga "Pemanggilan Tengkorak." Sintesis menjadi—"Undead Army." Sekarang, mari kita mensintesis tiga Tongkat Gelap. Sintesis menjadi—"Tongkat Kematian." Dalam kontes permainan antar-spesies besar alam semesta, bisakah kita, manusia dari Sistem Tata Surya dan Bumi, naik ke panggung yang lebih luas? ......

In a world where everyone is undergoing their profession's transition, I've surprisingly awakened to two professions. Moreover, I've also awakened a defiance lifestyle profession. Preserve high-quality items? I'll just synthesize them. Preserve high-quality skills? I'll synthesize those as well. Preserve high-level pets? I'll keep synthesizing. Wait, why is this beast-girl so large after the synthesis? Let's start by synthesizing three "Skeleton Summonings." Synthesize into—The "Undead Army." Now, let's synthesize three Dark Wands. Synthesize into—The "Death's Scepter." In the grand interspecies gaming contest of the universe, can we, humans of the Solar System and Earth, ascend to an even broader stage? ......

Jiang Li accidentally transmigrated to a fantasy world along with a game called Super Godly Machine Army. [Ruler Panel] [Ruler: Jiang Li] [Game: Super Godly Machine Army] [Interface: Military Units] [Infantry Machine Unit], [Navy Machine Unit], [Air Force Machine Unit], [Space Machine Unit], [Special Forces Machine Unit] [Energy Points: 0] [Soul Sparks: 0] Soon, Jiang Li created Combat Machine Soldiers, Electric Machine Soldiers, Liquid Metal Machine Soldiers, Machine Dragon Riders, Nether Energy Machine Soldiers, Machine Engineers and many more. This was the story of a man in a fantasy world who became invincible by creating a machine army that dominated the world.

Reborn in another life, Fang Pingying transforms from a timid military wife to a fierce daughter-in-law, determined to get rich and reach the pinnacle of life, becoming a wealthy and beautiful woman. Even more importantly, she vows to recapture the heart of her serious military husband once again. Keywords: military marriage, exhilarating story. PS: This is a modern fiction, do not match it directly. ——*——*——*——*—— New book 'Rebirth Space: The All-Powerful Military Wife' has been released. Completed works include 'The Fierce Era of the Military Wife', 'Lotus Fragrance Idyll', 'Fatty Fields, Happy Occasions', 'Ultimate Cute Wife', guaranteed quality, feel free to dive in. Readers Group: [560803166]

Welcome to the world of Burkan, a place shapped by mana and magic for endless years, its main attraction is Tartarus the dungeon where all those who seek fame, power and wealth delve into its depths, in this world a lucky boy, a goofy bunch of teachers, and some friends, join hands to enjoy the life of adventure. They will save the world, fight the villains, learn all about how beautiful and ugly the world can be, there are monsters and awakened, there are ascended gods and even half beasts. Join the lively bunch to have fun, play with romance, hunt monsters and learn the secrets to power and greateness. Why should you read this? Because its a novel that will brighten your day, give you a laugh or maybe help you drop a tear or two, but all in all its a novel that I have fun writing and you will feel it in each and every chapter. Also for those who really want to know, there is fluff, there is growth, there is detail and general skiming, there time skips, there is method, its has very few filler material and the main point is having fun growing into the one man army the lucky boy can become, also the guy is so lucky he gets a dragon as a pet, a goddess as a wife and his harem ... Why are you still reading this synopsis get to reading the novel you are wasting precious time. the novel might start a bit slow and deliberate but will pick up pace as you read along, also grammar is not the best it could be Enjoy

[WARNING! HARSH WORD AND MATURE CONTENT! [Bagi pembaca yang masih dibawah umur, sangat dimohon untuk tidak membaca cerita ini karena cerita ini mengandung kalimat kasar dan konten dewasa yang tidak pantas ditiru oleh yang berusian masih dibawah umur. Semua kata kasar dan konten dewasa yang terkandung dalam cerita ini, mohon tidak ditiru untuk yang berusia dibawah umur dan yang belum menikah. Dan untuk para orang tua, jangan biarkan anaknya membaca cerita ini karena banyak adegan yang tak pantas dibaca oleh anak-anak] Vol. 1 Organisasi militer Fairearms Army Unity yang hancur karena kedengkian yang diakibatkan keegoisan seseorang. Semuanya hancur dalam satu malam. Orang-orang yang terlibat harus mengorbankan nyawa mereka dan harus merelakan nyawa orang lain. CL dibiarkan selamat agar anak perempuan itu bisa membuat semua ini menjadi sepadan. "Jangan percaya dengan apa yang terjadi saat ini. Karena semua ini hanya kebohongan. Kebenaran yang sebenarnya akan kau hadapi di kemudian hari." Vol. 2 Balas dendam yang dilakukan kepada orang yang masih memiliki hubungan tapi tidak bersangkutan. "Bagaimana bisa kau melakukan semua ini kepada keluargamu sendiri hah?!" Vol. 3 Awal pertempuan yang mengejutkan. Hubungan yang tercipta tanpa pengenalan. "Astaga, dari mana Brylee mengetahui pria tua menyebalkan seperti dia? Mana aku dijodohkan dengannya pula. Aku kan tak pernah mengenalnya. Aku tak tahu siapa pria tua tersebut. Hish!" - Causa Lee yang akan mengganti marga. "Kau lucu." - Steve William yang akan memberikan marganya kepada Causa

After dying following a car accident, Fen Chiang finds himself in a limbo between the afterlife and the mortal world where he meets God, who makes him a strange request: to immediately reincarnate in a world called Eden, where all species that existed on Earth (dinosaurs, prehistoric mammals, synapsids, pterosaurs, etc.) coexist together, to save it from the human beings who are destroying it due to excessive pollution. Armed with his knowledge and a System, our hero, now reincarnated as a spinosaurus named Sobek, must embark on a difficult journey to reunite the dinosaurs and curb humanity's greed. However, defeating the most powerful species that ever existed will not be an easy task even for a dinosaur army, and surely humanity will not abandon the title of dominant species very easily...

[Warning: Sexual content, lemons, comedy, MILFs, monster girls, face-slapping, and a shameless protagonist!] ..... Creed Walden was a man of culture. Refined. Sophisticated. A true enjoyer of the finer things in life. Which was exactly why he ended up getting shot in the nuts. Who knew that messing with a gangster’s woman would lead to such unfortunate circumstances? One moment, he was enjoying the peak of pleasure, the next—BANG! Eternal darkness. But instead of fading into nothingness, he woke up… in a completely different world. A world he knew. It was the setting of a novel he had read ten years ago—a brutal, unforgiving wasteland where monstrous creatures roamed, and humanity teetered on the brink of extinction. The Apocalypse had begun. Here, humans awakened incredible talents to survive. Some became swordmasters, capable of cutting mountains in half. Others became mages, wielding fire and lightning at their fingertips. The strong ruled, the weak perished, and only those with true power could thrive. And Creed? He awakened… a summoning ability. Not bad, right? He could call forth mighty beasts, legendary heroes, or divine warriors to fight for him! At least, that’s what he thought. Until his first summon appeared. A gorgeous, sultry woman with horns, bat-like wings, and a very inappropriate outfit. A Succubus. It didn’t take long for Creed to realize the shocking truth—his summoning ability could only summon Succubi! The apocalypse was raging. Civilization was collapsing. People were awakening godlike powers to fight for survival. And here he was. Surrounded by beautiful, seductive demons who thrived on… other kinds of energy. Creed leaned back with a grin, his eyes gleaming with a mix of amusement and wicked excitement. “...Well, I suppose there are worse fates.”

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.