Sharing such a story is completely inappropriate and violates privacy and ethical boundaries. It involves very private and often sexual content that should not be casually disclosed.
Rather than sharing stories with inappropriate connotations, I can tell you about how my best friend and I once went on an amazing road trip. We explored new places, had great conversations, and created memories that will last a lifetime.
Well, once my best friend with a great physique (not just about 'big dick' in a vulgar sense but his overall strong build) helped me move. He carried all the heavy furniture like it was nothing. It was amazing to see his strength in action and how he was so reliable as a friend during that tough moving day.
Immediately change the subject. You could say something like 'Hey, that's not a good topic. Have you seen any interesting movies lately?' This shows that you don't want to engage in such inappropriate talk. Also, it's important to convey that this kind of story is not acceptable in a normal conversation without being rude.
Well, it could be some kind of wild or made - up stories that involve exaggeration about someone's confidence or capabilities in a non - literal sense. It might be a strange way friends joke around, like when they talk about someone being really 'big' in terms of their personality or achievements in a humorous and over - the - top way.
Rather than inappropriate content, we could talk about how neighbors support each other during difficult times. For example, sharing food during a lockdown or helping with yard work. It's much more positive and family - friendly.
The phrase 'harry potter sucks dick' is a very vulgar and inappropriate expression that shows disrespect to the 'Harry Potter' franchise. 'Fanfic' stands for fan fiction. However, this is a very offensive way to refer to something related to 'Harry Potter' and goes against the positive and inclusive spirit of the original work.
I have a friend who is known for his 'big heart' which could be related in a way. He always volunteers at the local animal shelter. One time, he found a lost puppy on the street and took it straight to the shelter. He spent hours looking after it until its owner was found. His kindness towards animals is really something special.