short funny christmas poems and stories

Here is a funny Christmas poem. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. But then Santa arrived with a big, noisy clatter, dropping presents and nearly breaking the platter. He tripped on a toy left right in his path, and his 'ho ho ho' turned into an 'oh my gosh!'.

One funny Christmas story could be about a little angel who was assigned to help a clumsy shepherd find his way to Bethlehem. The angel kept getting distracted by the beautiful Christmas lights in the sky. As for a poem, 'Twas the night before Christmas, in the stable so meek, Jesus lay sleeping, no crying or peek. Angels watched over, with a heavenly look, In this Christian Christmas, from the Good Book.

One funny Christian Christmas story could be about a little angel who accidentally mixes up the gift list for the children. So instead of getting toys, some kids get a bunch of feathers! As for a poem, 'Twas the night before Christmas, in Bethlehem fair, all the animals were gathered with nary a care. The star shone so bright, like God's love's own light, leading the wise men through the dark of the night.

A funny Christmas story could be about a family that accidentally decorates their Christmas tree with the dog's toys instead of regular ornaments. They don't notice until Christmas morning when the dog tries to retrieve his toys from the tree, causing chaos and lots of laughter.

A funny Christmas poem could be: Christmas bells are ringing bright, in the snow that's such a sight. The elves are dancing all around, making toys without a sound. But one elf tripped on a toy train, and tumbled down in such a pain. His hat went flying in the air, and all the other elves just stared. Then they all started to laugh, and that was the end of that little gaffe.

Online platforms like Pinterest can be a great source. Many users share their own created short funny Christmas poems and stories, or they curate from other sources. Also, some Christmas - themed blogs focus on spreading cheer with funny content.

Christmas poems and short stories often have a strong sense of the holiday spirit. They usually feature elements like snow, Christmas trees, and Santa Claus. For example, in many poems, the description of a beautifully decorated Christmas tree adds to the festive mood.

Here's a story: a group of church choir children decided to put on a nativity play but all the animals in the play started making the wrong noises at the wrong times. It was chaos but also very funny. A poem: 'Christmas bells ring, for the new born King. Jesus came to save, our souls to engrave. In the Christian lore, this is what we adore. A holy Christmas, forevermore.'

Funny poems and short stories usually contain elements that are relatable yet presented in a comical way. We can all relate to being a bit lazy like the hare in 'The Tortoise and the Hare' short story, but the way it's shown with the hare taking a nap and losing the race is funny. In funny poems, the use of onomatopoeia can add to the humor. When we read words that mimic sounds in a silly or unexpected context, it makes us laugh. Also, a break from the norm in terms of plot or language use is often seen in both funny poems and short stories.

Funny poems often have elements like wordplay, rhyme, and unexpected turns. For example, in 'The Chaos' by Gerard Nolst Trenité, the mispronunciations and mix - ups create humor. Short stories can be funny through absurd situations or ironic endings. Like in 'The Lady, or the Tiger?', the open - ended and ironic nature is humorous.