Share some Funny Christian Christmas Poems and Stories
Here's a story: a group of church choir children decided to put on a nativity play but all the animals in the play started making the wrong noises at the wrong times. It was chaos but also very funny. A poem: 'Christmas bells ring, for the new born King. Jesus came to save, our souls to engrave. In the Christian lore, this is what we adore. A holy Christmas, forevermore.'
Funny Christian Christmas Poems and Stories
One funny Christmas story could be about a little angel who was assigned to help a clumsy shepherd find his way to Bethlehem. The angel kept getting distracted by the beautiful Christmas lights in the sky. As for a poem, 'Twas the night before Christmas, in the stable so meek, Jesus lay sleeping, no crying or peek. Angels watched over, with a heavenly look, In this Christian Christmas, from the Good Book.
Funny Christian Christmas Poems and Stories
One funny Christian Christmas story could be about a little angel who accidentally mixes up the gift list for the children. So instead of getting toys, some kids get a bunch of feathers! As for a poem, 'Twas the night before Christmas, in Bethlehem fair, all the animals were gathered with nary a care. The star shone so bright, like God's love's own light, leading the wise men through the dark of the night.
Can you share more Funny Christian Christmas Poems and Stories?
Here's a poem: 'At Christmas time, the bells do chime. For Jesus' birth, it's a grand design. The sheep were counting, one, two, three. Waiting for the Savior, for all to see. In the Christian faith, it's a mystery.'. Story: There was an old lady in a small church who always made the Christmas cookies for the parish. One year, she accidentally added salt instead of sugar. But instead of being disappointed, everyone laughed and said it was a new 'Christian' way to remember the tears of the world that Jesus came to save. And they still ate the cookies with a smile.
Share some funny Christian Christmas stories.
At a Christmas Eve service, the priest was trying to explain the concept of the three wise men. A little girl raised her hand and said 'If they were so wise, why didn't they book a hotel in advance?' Everyone in the church chuckled.
Share some funny Christmas poems or stories.
A funny Christmas poem could be: Christmas bells are ringing bright, in the snow that's such a sight. The elves are dancing all around, making toys without a sound. But one elf tripped on a toy train, and tumbled down in such a pain. His hat went flying in the air, and all the other elves just stared. Then they all started to laugh, and that was the end of that little gaffe.
Share some funny Christian Christmas jokes and heartwarming stories.
Joke: What's the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it! Regarding a story, in a small parish, there was a family who couldn't afford a big Christmas dinner. The other church members found out and secretly prepared a whole feast for them. When they delivered it on Christmas day, the family was overjoyed. It was a beautiful display of Christian love and the spirit of Christmas.
Can you share some funny Christmas poems and stories?
Sure. A funny Christmas poem could be: 'Twas the night before Christmas, not a creature was stirring, except for the cat, chasing that string! It adds a humorous twist to the classic. As for a story, there's the one about the elf who accidentally put salt instead of sugar in Santa's cookies. Santa took a big bite and his face was priceless.
Can you share some funny Christmas poems and stories?
Sure. A funny Christmas poem could be: 'Twas the night before Christmas, not a creature was stirring, except for my cat who knocked down the curtain. He chased his tail round the Christmas tree, making a mess of the presents for all to see. As for a story, there's the one about the elf who accidentally dyed Santa's beard green instead of white while trying to be helpful with the Christmas preparations.
Funny Christian Christmas Stories
One funny Christian Christmas story is about a small church's nativity play. The little boy playing Joseph got so nervous that when Mary said she was going to have a baby, he loudly asked 'How did that happen?', much to the amusement and shock of the audience.
Funny Christmas Poems or Stories
Here is a funny Christmas poem. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. But then Santa arrived with a big, noisy clatter, dropping presents and nearly breaking the platter. He tripped on a toy left right in his path, and his 'ho ho ho' turned into an 'oh my gosh!'.