humorous christmas jokes and stories

Joke: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit! Story: One Christmas, a family decided to have a 'reindeer' race in their backyard. They all dressed up as reindeer and ran around with fake antlers. The youngest one tripped over a toy and ended up sliding across the snow, which made everyone laugh so hard they almost forgot about opening presents.

A joke for you. What do you call a snowman with a six - pack? An abdominal snowman! This joke combines the idea of a snowman, which is usually just a big pile of snow, with the concept of a fit person having a six - pack. It's a silly and unexpected combination that makes it humorous.

What would you do if you met a super smart Soul Master? (Hint: Mentioning "super smart soul master" in the answer may be considered a mistake because this adjective may not be an experiment in the real world. Therefore, my answer is just a metaphor and does not mean anything special.)

What kind of humorous joke do you want? I can give you a few different types of questions for you to choose the humor style that suits you.

Alright, let me think about it. There was a character whose kung fu was very strong, but his personality was very strange. He always said to himself,"No matter how high his kung fu is, he is afraid of a kitchen knife." The name of this person was Xiao Yan from 'Battle Through the Firmament.'

Why can't a mage make friends with a werewolf? Because they were afraid that the werewolves would bite their " magic " teeth. 2 What kind of weapons cannot be used? The answer was a sword without teeth. If a person can fly but can only take a helicopter, then why isn't he a birdman? Because he was flying low. Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? They liked to massage their fingers on the keyboard. What kind of fish can't be caught? The answer was that they were already " dead." Why do some people like to drink toilet water? Because they liked to drink 'dirty' water. What kind of plane do you like to go to the beach for a holiday? The answer was helicopters because they could " stop " in the air and enjoy the sun and waves. Why do some people like to draw circles on the beach? Because they wanted to be in the "sea" circle. What kind of food is the easiest to get drunk? The answer was beer because it contained alcohol. Why do some people like to build houses on the beach? Because they wanted to " stay " on the beach.

If I die, the first thing I'll say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. There is a kind of sadness that says I love you but you don't love me. In ancient times, men could have three wives and four concubines, so when I met you, I had already fallen in love with you. Someone once said: If a man can't give his woman a wedding dress, then he'd rather die. My love, even if you don't love me, I will always love you. If a man doesn't give his woman a sense of security, then a man might as well die. I'm not afraid of death, but I'm afraid you'll be unhappy. If a man doesn't give a woman a sense of security, then a woman might as well die. I hope that one day you can put on a wedding dress for me so that I can give you a sense of security. If a woman can't give her man a wedding dress, then she might as well die.

When you are faced with a constantly updated worldview and a powerful creative online world, every day may be an opportunity for a new story to begin. Here are some humorous jokes from the online world that I hope can help you start a new story: 1 " Why are all the videos on the Internet like this?" someone asked. 2 "How hard is it to find a cute key person on the Internet?" someone answered. 3 "When can we make the characters on the Internet have real meaning?" someone asked. 4 " If I can get all the videos on the Internet, we can build a world." someone said. 5 " Are key people on the Internet usually like this?" someone asked. "Why are advertisements on the Internet always like this?" someone asked. 7 " If I can gamble on the Internet, we can gamble the world." someone said. "Why is the news on the Internet always like this?" someone asked. If I can train myself on the Internet, we can become better people." someone said. 10 "Why is the connection on the Internet always like this?" someone asked. In general, the Internet was an environment full of possibilities and meaning, but it was also full of constantly updated technology and creativity. I hope these humorous stories can help you start a new story and let you have a good time in the online world!

I have a very, very long story. The beginning of the story is wonderful, and the ending of the story is sad. One day, Tang Sanzang and his disciples decided to go to the Western Heaven to get the scriptures. Sun Wukong said,"Master, we have to take four disciples with us." "My fourth disciple is Sha Wujing," Tang Sanzang sighed. The grass would fall in the direction the wind blew. Once, the teacher asked him,"Why did you do so badly?" He replied,"I don't know why my pen seems to talk." A parrot walked into a bar and sat down at the bar counter. The bar owner saw it and asked the parrot,"Can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The bar owner asked,"What would you say?" The parrot replied,"I can say many things, such as hello, goodbye, and many other things." "Can you tell me your name?" the bar owner asked in surprise. "Of course not," replied the parrot. My name is Parrot." There is a man whose head is bigger than a donkey. How can he sell things? He showed his head to others and they asked him,"How can you sell things with such a big head?" The man replied,"I can show people the donkey's head and they will believe that my head is bigger than the donkey's." A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird replied,"It's okay. I'm insulated." A fish asked another fish,"Why do you always stay on the water?" "Because I'm a water fish," answered the other fish. A bear walked to the door of a shop and threw the stick in his hand into the glass door of the shop. Then the bear walked into the shop and threw the stick on the clerk's desk again. The clerk asked the bear,"What are you doing?" "Give me a cigarette," said the bear. "Guess what color I like best?" "I don't know." " I like blue because blue represents melancholy." A parrot walked into a bar and sat down at the bar counter. The bar owner saw it and asked the parrot,"Can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The bar owner asked,"What would you say?" "Hello," replied the parrot."Goodbye and a lot more." "Can you tell me your name?" the bar owner asked in surprise. "Of course not," replied the parrot. My name is Parrot."

When you encounter a difficult problem, you can try this method: Story: One day, he asked his assistant to solve a problem. The helper put him in a situation where there was a long line of fire and he asked,"why did this line happen?" And when he touched the dot and dot, he found that a red tree thread had appeared. He asked,"Why did this tree thread appear?" He went to another situation where there was a huge crystal ball. The crystal ball looked transparent, but people could hear different voices inside. The assistant asked,"Why are there so many different voices in this tree?" He tapped the crystal ball and found that it produced a red tree thread." Why are there all kinds of different voices in the situation in this tree?" The helper brought him to a bigger situation. There was a huge city with all kinds of clothes, food, transportation, and so on. [Why are there all kinds of clothes, food, and transportation in the situation inside the tree?] The assistant thought for a moment and said," There's a huge supermarket in this tree. You can try all kinds of clothes, food, and transportation." "Assistant, you solved my puzzle!" One day, a man asked an old man,"do you know why birds stop on electric wires?" And the old man said,"Because birds go around electric wires." This joke could make people think differently.