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On the night of her coming-of-age ceremony, Nan Zhi is lured into a trap by the people closest to her and falls pregnant. Four years later, she returns with her son. A respected and domineering man suddenly barges into her world. "Speak! Who is the child's father?" An adorable child holding a water gun appears out of nowhere, shouting, "Who is this wild man? How dare he snatch Brother Jie's goddess?!" From then on, two small domineering brats and a manchild are added to her world. In the middle of the night, he sneaks into her room, pressing a heated kiss onto her lips. "Woman, do you know what's the result of stealing my seed?" "What?" "From now on, you have to let me kiss and pamper you everyday." Erm… How was her inability to walk the next day, the result of his pampering?

> Mature content. Contains intense scenes not suitable for readers under 18. The world ended. His wife betrayed him. Now he’s stuck on a tropical island... with twelve beautiful women—and a deadly secret beneath the sand. Jude thought escaping the zombie apocalypse on a cruise ship was salvation. He was wrong. After a cruel twist of fate leaves him stranded and betrayed, he wakes up on an island that seems like paradise—but the truth is far more dangerous. He’s not alone. Twelve mysterious women. No way out. And the undead? They're not the only threat hunting him. Will Jude survive the secrets of the island… or become part of them?

This is a story of a scoundrel's rebirth. There are sleazy and sinister elements here, as well as boiling blood; There are beautiful women chasing after here, and there are those who persistently pursue; Everything you can think of and everything you can't imagine

An amazing world of cultivation. A majestic world where miracles happen. There is a warrior who defies destiny and forge his own path facing innumerable difficulties ahead. Come and join the life of the person who will go against the set destiny of the cruel world and become something extraordinary. ===== Extraordinary my foot. What is this illogical cr*p? Does it even make sense? If you are doctor, then work in a hospital. What the hell are you doing going after girls? If you are a commander in the army, then bring your army to get revenge on those who wronged you. Why go through the trouble of pretending to be a weakling. You are a useless son in law? Your wife's family thinks you are good for nothing? Then how the hell did you score her in the first place?!!! If they like money so much and you are a hidden millionaire, then why in the name of sanity would you hide this fact and be berated every day?!!! The hell is all this?!!! The more I read it, the more illogical it becomes. Like this all came straight out of someone's as-- [Host, why don't you calm down?] 'You shut up!!! You're the reason I'm stuck here in the first place!!!!' [Host, you need anger management] 'THE FU*K DID YOU SAY?!!!!!' ===== Hello everyone! This is my second novel and so far, nothing is decided. This is just an idea that has been plaguing my mind for quite a long time and I decided to let it out and let you guys decide whether or not I should work on it. Give it a proper read and let me know. You guys will decide the fate of this novel. Also, I would like you guys to come up with proper genres for this story. Bonus chapters: 150 PS for one chapter 300 PS for another chapter 20 GT for two chapters 50 GT for another two chapters 1 Review of 4 stars or above, 1 extra chapters Maximum extra chapters per week: 7 ===== The cover is A.I generated and is not mine. If the real owner would like me to remove it, let me know in any chapter comments. That's it. Enjoy! ~~ Character art: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1B7sHito4UOZqPIK5pPyIFTzgqiaT_ZlU?usp=sharing

Edward, an 18-year-old college student, found himself stuck inside of a dark abyss. "Where am I?" [Spawning Dungeon Champion] "Huh?" With only a single notice, he now housed an unfamiliar body in a dark broody dungeon being forced to attack trespassers. Will he ever find a way out? Or will he be a tool for endless slaughter? Or will he perhaps... do something else entirely? Warning and potential spoiler Due to the nature of the novel the MC will be switching between bodies. That's why the status window was made the way it was. If that's not your thing you might want to skip this one. The progress is not reset though. Discord Server: https://discord.gg/vrwdkurhaA

Char lived alone in the closed beta test of “Fantasy World” for thousands of years. He had already experienced 177 data wipes. In this span of time, he had already successfully charmed all of the NPC beauties, challenged all of the bosses single-handedly, gathered all of the divine weapons and used hundreds of methods to complete the online game as though it was a replayable console game. Just as he was losing the ability to differentiate whether he was a player or an NPC, the public beta started for “Fantasy World”. As such, a player who was even more terrifying than a boss was born. An official Webnovel translated work licensed by Hangzhou Fantasy Technology Network co., Ltd

She was a cute and tomboyish girl attending a prestigious national university in the 21st century. However, little did anyone know that she was actually a secret agent groomed by a certain organization since childhood. She was about to face her graduation exams when she returned from a mission. But during a break, she dozed off on her desk and unexpectedly discovered that she had transmigrated to an ancient era. Not only did she lose her delicate appearance and the modern high-tech advancements, but she also became a discarded woman of low status! Surprisingly, she embraced this new life and said it suited her perfectly. From then on, the so-called demure girl cultivated the land and occasionally dealt with annoying troublemakers. She proclaimed, "Life is boring, but encountering troublemakers is great." The male lead said, "We have our fair share of troublemakers in my household. Coincidentally, my son lacks a mother. Would the young lady be willing to join my family and live together?"

Rose Moona Grace. Nama yang cantik, gadis yang lahir di Melbourne, Australia. Ia lahir di ibukota Australia dengan banyaknya kesedihan yang mendalam dari perjalanan hidup nya ini. Dia adalah satu satunya perempuan yang hingga saat ini berani sekali melawan perkataan orang tua nya. Sikap nya yang blak-blakan. Liar dan suka berkata kasar. Rose Moona Grace, baru saja menyelesaikan kuliah nya. Dia kini menjadi seseorang yang memliki gelar 'S1 Seni Musik' di universitas ternama di Australia. Dan Kemungkinan akan masih berlanjut hingga S2. Hidup nya yang tidak pernah berubah. Terus terusan seperti ini. Tidak ada kemajuan nya sama sekali. Mata nya yang selalu lembab dengan air mata. Semua itu karena rasa Traumanya. "Gue pasti ga bakalan bisa jadi orang terkenal. Gue juga ga bakalan pernah jadi anak kesayangan. Gue juga benci Tuhan. Gue juga ga suka sama lu." Ucap Rose dengan memandang langit langit yang indah sekali. "Lah apa hubungan nya sama gue? Ada ada aja..." Semuanya terjadi, dan berawal dari hari Halloween. Mereka berdua terjebak disana. Ini bukan kasus pembunuhan biasa. Mereka berdua terjebak dalam cinta sejak hari itu. Sungguh mengejutkan sekali.

Marsha salah satu karyawan restoran terkenal disalah satu ibukota metropolitan namun ia harus terjebak dengan pria arogan ternyata atasannya sendiri. Ia tidak menyangka pertemuannya dengan Danish Maxwell membawanya ke pernikahan serius. Marsha sama sekali tidak tahu kenapa sosok Danish mau menikahinya sementara dirinya sudah menjadi tunangan orang lain. Pernikahannya sama sekali tidak ada satupun anggota keluarganya yang datang ke acara tersebut. Apa yang terjadi? Seorang CEO miliarder pemilik grup Archuleta corporation mau menikahi wanita biasa. Cover by Pixabay

Arianna Smith. A very talented and easy-going twenty-three years old beautiful young lady. But despite her beauty, her life wasn't easy. Things were hard and life was tough. Two weeks before Christmas, Arianna went to sleep feeling very sad about her life. She had a beautiful dream. A fairy appeared in her dream and asked her what she wanted for Christmas and Arianna asked the Fairy for “An Unexpected And Extraordinary Gift.” On Christmas morning, Arianna got the most shocking news of her life. “She was pregnant! "She was supposed to be a virgin! How did she get pregnant? Whose baby was she carrying? Was this baby the answer to her prayers? What good will the baby bring her way? Find out In this beautiful romance novel. Join Arianna on her journey to Love and Happiness.