bimbo stories

A bunch of short stories based off of mine and my girlfriends relationship (y'all really love this- why)

One moment, Roxanne was a blunt, pragmatic college student. The next, she awakened inside the body of Roxanne von Duccat, the empire's most hated traitor, standing on a public scaffold with exactly five minutes left to live. As the citizens cheer for her death, she realizes a terrifying truth: the four most powerful and dangerous men in the kingdom are all watching from the front row, completely determined to see her head on a spike. To Alistair, the unyielding Sword Commander; Julian, the righteous Crown Prince; Ethan, the icy High Priest; and Malakai, the lethal Shadow Overlord, her execution is long overdue. Just as the axe begins to fall, a legendary ancient artifact awakens in her mind: The Great Heroine Salvation System. It should be her ultimate survival cheat code. Instead, it is an absolute, unmitigated bimbo. Hopelessly optimistic and thoroughly delusional, the System views every literal death threat as "extreme tsundere affection" and insists that her executioners are actually her destined love interests. Because its commands are absolute, refusing them brings painful penalties, leaving Roxanne with no choice but to obey its increasingly ridiculous "Heroine Quests." To stay alive, she is forced to trip dramatically into the Crown Prince’s arms, pout playfully at assassins, and bake love cakes for the men actively plotting her demise. Armed with modern common sense, a deadpan expression, and sheer, unadulterated shamelessness, Roxanne weaponizes these absurd romantic misunderstandings to completely derail her enemies' plans. Yet, as her forced antics accidentally turn her deadliest executioners into fiercely protective allies, she uncovers a dark, world-ending conspiracy that the original villainess was framed for. Trapped between an imperial mystery, four dangerously complicated men, and the single dumbest legendary artifact ever created, Roxanne has to balance navigating high-stakes politics, clearing her name, and preventing her airheaded System from accidentally killing her in the name of true love.

Dua orang berbeda jenis kelamin, sifat, dan agama, namun hidup berdampingan. Abi dan Mayu. Dua orang remaja yang hidup bersama sejak kecil. Mereka bertetangga, tumbuh, dan berbagi kisah masa kecil yang sama pula. Orang tuanya bilang mereka lahir di tempat dan waktu yang sama. Selalu saja sama. Sebagai umat Islam, Abi terbilang cukup taat. Sholat lima waktunya tidak pernah terlewatkan, bahkan puasa sunnahnya pun tidak ketinggalan olehnya. Selain itu, wajahnya terbilang tampan. Tubuhnya tinggi untuk ukuran remaja, wajahnya bersih, dan kulitnya kuning langsat. Meski begitu, sifatnya pendiam, tertutup, dan sedikit pemalu. Abi terbilang pintar di sekolah, posisinya tidak pernah jauh-jauh dari peringkat tiga besar. Ditambah, dia sangat menyukai kebersihan. Namun__ Tidak ada yang tahu, ia mencintai teman masa kecilnya, Mayu. Meski beragama Kristen, Abi tidak bisa menolak perasaannya. Itu tumbuh dan terus berkembang. Mayu, gadis paling kasar dan nakal. Berbeda dengan Abi, Mayu sangat pemalas bahkan dalam beragama. Acap kali ibunya berteriak hinggah terdengar ke rumah Abi kalau sedang marah karena Mayu tidak ingin ke Gereja tiap minggu. Selain itu, Mayu juga jorok. Lantas, bagaimana hubungan mereka ke depannya? Apakah Mayu akan membalas perasaan Abi? Apakah mereka akan terus hidup berdampingan? Temukan jawabannya dengan membaca kisah ini. Cerita ini murni adalah milik saya. Saya tidak menolerir siapapun itu, yang dengan sengaja melakukan plagiarisme. Mari membuat cerita kita sendiri. Jadikan cerita orang lain sebagai pelajaran dan referensi, bukan di plagiat. :,-)

In the world of LimeBia some humans are counted in households which are counted in districts they work they meet the quota the ones who don't meet the quota meet the end the slow and horrifying one Lily is just a ordinary administrator of district 3 or is she?

The widow Margo Needy prepared to send her adopted son Elliot off to Paris to a college program for high intellects. Left alone in the wilderness mansion of her late husband, college basketball coach Darryl Needy, she opted to let her son's young friends rent spare rooms to feel safe. Let her secrets and theirs lead Momma Margo down a gloriously erotic path that goes darker by the day. It was time for Margo to let it all hang out. Just like it was time for those boys to become men. BIG TIME! Sex Contents: Much Sex

TENTANG HIDUP

Seorang Sinta pasti mendamba Rama sebagai kekasih, yang tangguh, serta mau berjuang demi sang wanita. Namun Sinta yang satu ini justru mencintai Bimasena dan justru Sinta lah yang menjadi sosok tangguh hingga rela berjuang untuk sang Bima seorang.

in the small town of hilltop , a senior class is taken on a field trip to a resort where they would spend their last week together before prom and then their graduation. things take a horrifying turn when they discover that the resort they booked doesn't exist, and instead of cozy drinks and hot jacuzzi parties, they now must survive a week being pursued by an anonymous masked murderer who picks them as his next target for his game. with a set of rules in place, limited resources and dark resurfacing secrets from their pasts. they have to play at all costs or die by the masked mans hands or the hands of others, including themselves. let the game begin......

A town where its past conventions prevented the youth from changing. An outsider who will be changed despite these restrictions. 17-year-old Hashiba Edwards has never studied in the same school for longer than 2 years. This is because his family is constantly moving around the country due to his father's job. He and his mother had gotten used to it. However, due to such a short amount of time spent in each place, Hashiba has never managed to develop any meaningful connection with other people his age. But now it was the first time ever that Hashiba and his family found themselves in the countryside in a small town, which was still bounded by past conventions that were preventing its youth from changing, yet Hashiba himself was starting to find changes in this place that would alter his life for better or worse. It is in this town that Hashiba will meet people who will change his perspective on life. As well as a boy who is running the school's movie club and also shares striking resemblances to a character in a popular novel that has been going around.

Becoming God of the world and bringing back spritual energy Using enemy as stepping stones to open a path to immortality