funny two sentence horror stories

The mirror showed my reflection smiling. I wasn't smiling.

Another really scary one could be 'My phone rang at 3 am. The caller ID said it was me.' It plays on the idea of the self being something other or unknown, and calls at that time are always spooky.

I woke up to find a handprint on my window. I live on the 15th floor.

I heard a knock on the door at midnight. When I opened it, no one was there, but I felt a cold hand on my shoulder.

Story 1: I woke up to a cold hand on my face. When I turned on the light, no one was there.

I opened the fridge. A severed hand waved at me from the vegetable drawer.

The contrast between the funny and the horror. Like 'My cat brought me a 'gift'. It was a severed finger.' It's absurd yet spooky at the same time. They also leave a lot to the imagination, which makes them engaging.

First sentence: The old doll on the shelf blinked. Second sentence: Then it started to crawl towards me with its broken porcelain limbs.

I think 'The clock stopped at midnight. Then I heard footsteps.' is quite scary. It gives this feeling of something ominous starting right at a spooky time.

She walked into the empty forest. Every step she took, a whispering voice behind her grew louder.