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Suddenly finding herself in a rural setting, Lin Caisang became the village's renowned 'Star of Wealth and Honor'. Surrounded by unique relatives, they treated her as if she were a rare panda—held preciously in their palms for fear she would fall and gently kept in their mouths lest she dissolved. Meet the exceptional relatives: The Powerhouse Father, who declared, "You want Sangsang to get married? You'll have to get past me first." The Stingy Mother, questioning, "What does she need a husband for? She can have all the fine food and a carefree life with me!" The Sly Grandfather, suggesting, "Girls shouldn’t have to do the dirty, tiring work. Quick, call over your brother!" The Majestic Grandmother, fiercely proclaiming, "Who dares to bully Sangsang? Let them face a fight to the death with me!" The Protective Brother, assuring, "Little sister, all the good food is for you. I am not hungry!" Holding her flabby flesh, Lin Caisang wept without tears: "Let me go! I need to lose weight!" Meanwhile, the strikingly handsome, icy man next door not only protected and spoiled her in secret but also had a not-so-simple identity.....

Dr. Dalton Wyatt, a world-renowned scientist and inventor, is transmigrated into the body of a high school student named Dalton Wyatt, who committed suicide due to unfortunate circumstances and a complicated life. The new world is completely different yet similar to Dr. Wyatt's homeworld, Earth. Unlike the peaceful Earth, where humans fight other humans, this new world is plagued by dungeons and monsters. People here fight monsters for the survival of humanity. Mortal humans are not strong enough to fight these mythical and legendary creatures. Thankfully, some blessed humans can actively control their souls to manifest soul power and become Card Apprentices, fighting for humanity's chance at survival. Card Apprentices are people who contract Grimoires and use various powerful yet resourceful cards to fight off monsters and conquer dungeons. Grimoires provide Card Apprentices with abilities like Card Creation and Card Fusion. Most importantly, they allow Card Apprentices to display their full potential in a card fight. Even though this world has the concept of science, it is not focused on electronics and industrialization like Earth. Here, the world has cards for every little thing, eliminating the need for electronics. This new world is highly focused around Grimoire abilities, Card Creation and Card Fusion. Coming to a world where money could literally buy him strength, Dr. Wyatt had to earn money for his survival. But thanks to his otherworldly information and knowledge, Card Creation comes easily to Dr. Wyatt compared to other Card Apprentices. Dr. Wyatt creates and sells various perfect, powerful, and resourceful cards to earn money and grow stronger step by step in this monster-ridden world for his survival. ... “What did you say? Making good cards is hard? Bah! Card making couldn’t be easier!” “Trash materials! Let me teach you that there are no trash materials, only trash card makers.” [Bloody Veins - G rank, Mortal grade] [Nylon Rope G rank, Mortal grade] [White Core - G rank, Mortal grade] Card creation… complete! [ Card Name - Bloody Rope Card Type - Item card Card Rank - E rank, Common grade Card Rating - 3 stars Card Durability - (100/100) Card Effect - Bloody rope can be used to bind opponents. If bound on open wounds additional effects of paralysis and blood drain activates unconditionally.] “Oh my God! You used a G-rank Mortal-grade core, but how did you create an E-rank Common-grade card with a 3-star rating and full durability? This is a dream! Yes, I am dreaming! I didn't wake up today. I'm still in my bed, dreaming!”

Ye Muyu, an elite of a modern company, got married and had children directly after transmigrating. She became a talented scholar and the mother of two children, and she also found out that she had a husband who hated her very much. Not only that but there was also a reincarnated female supporting character, Tang Rou, who coveted her position. "Your position is mine, and I will be his rightful wife," Tang Rou uttered. Ye Muyu looked at the man in front of her who had a solemn expression on his face. She nodded calmly. "Sure." The man instantly became defensive. "You're my wife. Don't even think about leaving me behind. Other people will have to get lost." Her son wrapped his arms around her thigh. "Go away. My mother is a good person. If you bully her, I'll bite you to death." Her daughter grabbed her arm. "You're a bad person. My mother is the best in the world. If you say anything bad about her, I'll report you to the police." Tang Rou looked at the Ye family, who all seemed happy and content, and she secretly clenched her jaws. "This shouldn't have happened. Everything's changed!"

My new book, "After the Breakup, I was Spoiled by the Big Boss," has been released. It badly needs your support! Everyone knows that Mingjue from Empire's capital has always been sarcastic and unabashedly arrogant. However, things took an abrupt turn the second he carefully married a naughty heiress.

An Jing had transmigrated into the body of an ancient farm girl whom everyone could bully. On the day she crossed over, she was sold. Alright, seizing the servitude contract, stepping on her good-for-nothing parents, she held her freedom in her grasp, she was in charge of her marriage, she called the shots for her future—nobody could point fingers at her! An Jing assertively slapped her servitude contract onto the man beside her, "Keep it safe, from now on I belong to you." The man: "......" The man doted on her. Whatever she wanted to do, she did, and they even teamed up to torment all sorts of scum. The couple's life was incredibly satisfying. It's just that the man's identity... (A gratifying story, with both strong male and female leads, 1v1 pampering)

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!

As a cultivation genius who has achieved a new realm every two years since he was a year old, Wang Ling is a near-invincible existence with prowess far beyond his control. But now that he’s sixteen, he faces his greatest battle yet - Senior High School. With one challenge after another popping up, his plans for a low-key high school life seem further and further away... Wang Ling: I just want to eat my crispy noodle snacks in peace... Father Wang: If you're careless enough to destroy the country, it’s coming out of your pocket money. Wang Ling: It’s not my fault that the backlash from punching me kills you. Please support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/henyeetranslationsDLIK If we hit certain milestones, we will release more chapters in a mass release! Tags: comedy, school, cultivation, tsundere, popular culture, almighty protagonist, action

Through an unforeseen twist of fate, she became his wife, and thus spent a lifetime.

The most dazzling figure in Beijing, the brutal and cold-blooded Dragon Lord received a phone call, "Husband, when are you coming home?" The man left a room full of big shots in the conference room and slipped away to go home and hold his wife. Ever since the Dragon Lord married his wife, he had become a slave to her whims. "Husband, it's time to hand over your personal savings!" "Okay, I'll give it to you right away." The man leisurely opened his wallet. She was the locked-up little wretch who couldn't escape, but when she opened her eyes again, someone else was in her body. She vowed to carve out a bloody path, from a down-and-out heiress to a national movie queen. She could concoct medicines and poisons and wield seduction as well as violence. Together, the little fairy and the Great Demon King joined forces, slapping faces and tormenting scum, doubling the indulgence in their joy!

"Qin Xiaoruo, who 'sacrificed herself to save others', thought she would finally be acknowledged for her bravery before she died. But just seconds before her last breath, she understood that the medical disturbance was nothing but a scandalous affair. Infuriated, she came back to life, only to find herself unfortunate enough to have been transported to another dynasty. Fortunately, she had gained a magical space and a cold-on-the-outside, warm-on-the-inside husband in the process." Having transmigrated into a farmer's daughter, with a kind mother-in-law and a harmonious group of sisters-in-law, and even an adorable sister-in-law, Xiao Ruo found this all too unscientific." With the intention to embrace the spirit of 'family harmony brings prosperity to everything' to the fullest, Qin Xiaoruo followed her aloof husband's footsteps, utilized the space, and led her family towards a prosperous path..."