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Li Che had transmigrated and, after living nineteen ordinary years, he opted to accept his fate, marrying and having children, striving to support his family. But the moment his daughter was born.... Through his daughter, he rose in status, and his life was no longer ordinary. ... With his daughter’s safe birth, you gained a Dao Fruit, "Immortal Artisan". When his daughter turned one, safe and sound, you gained the Dao Fruit "Dragon Elephant Vajra". At his daughter's age of two, free from illness and disaster, he gained a Dao Fruit, "Pure Heart". By the time his daughter was three, lively and clever, he gained a Dao Fruit, "Chess Saint". His daughter was four, five, six years old.... ... Li Che discovered that with each passing year of his daughter’s age, he could condense a Dao Fruit to enhance himself. From then on, Li Che harbored a simple and unpretentious wish. A Dao Fruit a year, quietly safeguarding longevity. As a father, he only wished... Starting from the warmth of his wife and child by the hearth, to peacefully protect his daughter's immortality. Silently condensing countless Dao Fruits. Henceforth cultivating his spirit, invincible between heaven and earth.

"I time-traveled, and so did my dad," Li Ping'an had already arranged everything. He had set up a solid family business for his father in the mundane world and taken care of the relationship to enter the immortal sect. Then, he was determined to tread the path of immortality, to seize his chance at becoming an immortal. But he had never imagined that on the day he attended the talent testing in the mundane world, everything would change...

I'm not your slave, you bastard! She's furious! She's furious! I'm furious! WE'RE BREAKING UP! She's laughing like crazy! We'll discuss this in a hundred years She was her ex boyfriend, mother hated down and out, but he praised her as treasure, when Tsenin, you want my heart, my life, I can give you at any time

Lin Xuan was transmigrated to a fantasy world and had a one-night stand with the powerful Ice Empress. Four years later, the Ice Empress, Donghuang Ziyou, appeared on Lin Xuan's doorstep with their daughters, forcing him to marry her. The moment Lin Xuan saw his cute daughters, he was both excited and anxious at the same time. Fortunately, he received the Daughter Adore System. Ding! Your relationship with your eldest daughter has increased by 1 point. Reward: Emperor Realm Cultivation. Ding! You have taught your second daughter a new word. Reward: Chaotic Holy Body. Ding! You have chased away the monster that was scaring your third daughter. Reward: Heaven Devouring Arts. Ding! You have defeated the demons with your fourth daughter. Reward: Chaotic Divine Sword. Three years into his fatherhood, Lin Xuan had become the strongest in the whole universe. "Who would've thought that you are so good at this!" Donghuang Ziyou exclaimed. "I'm a professional in terms of babysitting!"

In Cangyuan Realm, one could boost their cultivation level by observing enlightening paintings. Li Changqing, a top woodcarver, crosses over to the world and discovers that his wood carvings are more enlightening than paintings... But his son, Li Hengsheng, begins to suspect that his useless father, who previously only daydreamed and asked for money, might have been possessed!

Reborn as Yuan Shao's second son, Yuan Xi, he originally only wanted to farm quietly in Youzhou, but he was inevitably caught up in the whirlpool of the chaotic world. In order to survive, Yuan Xi had to bite the bullet, secretly develop while secretly digging into the corners of the heroes of the Three Kingdoms. Yuan Shao: "Rebellious son!" Cao Cao: "This boy has the appearance of an owl!" Lü Bu: "This boy is as loyal as me!" Liu Bei: "Where is my wife?" Sun Quan: "Wow!" The situation at the end of the Han Dynasty changed quietly because of him. Note: this is note my story

During the 80th birthday banquet of the Ye family patriarch, Nan Zhifeng arrived holding her one-year-old child, searching for the child's father. The eyes of the crowd swept over the patriarch's three grandsons: the eldest had just married into the Meng family less than a month ago; the second had become paraplegic due to a car accident in his youth and lived a reclusive life; the third was a reckless playboy, racking up numerous romantic debts... Everyone suspected the child was the youngest’s. The butler readied to make arrangements for a paternity test. At that moment, a voice rang out, "No need for a test, the child is mine." Everyone looked up in shock. The speaker was none other than Ye Zhantian, the late-born son of the Ye family patriarch. The young uncles of the three lords. The current power-holder of the Ye Group.

Warning, the author of this book is a; -An uneducated person that graduated only in high school and has poor English skills. -Learned his while watching anime, reading novels and manga. -Is a father that's trying to earn money from working while also doing some part-time jobs. Thanks for your understanding. ___________ Discord Link: https://discord.gg/597UzYw ___________ For donation: ko-fi.com/omnipotentdad patreon.com/omnipotentdad ty~ ty~ ___________ Mo Xie, someone that had reached the peak on the Realm that which he lord over, Alchemy? Smithing? Cultivation? Weapon Master? Inscription? Name it and he would definitely have vast knowledge about that, with the life of a supreme expert which he believes to be the peak, his life that had already reached thousands of years, ended... Ehhh? How? well, something stupid, you just have to read it. But with a twist of fate, he was reincarnated, into an all-powerful, supreme, and useless mortal. "WHAT?!" Crippled Cultivation, 'a' Soul Sea that is destroyed, and physique that can only possess Mortality (Well, that is until he can cultivate again of course.) But how can he, Mo Xie stand to become someone useless after being someone supreme? With all the knowledge he had accumulated through billions of years, he'll fight his way, to become the greatest... FATHER!? -Will be uploading a new version in Mangatoon

Huang Jun takes care of the kids alone and has no money to pay for his twin daughters' tuition fees, so he goes to Dorami Kindergarten to become a chef after obtaining a life assistant system. With his culinary skills, he becomes the most popular person in the kindergarten. Students from other prestigious schools transfer to Dorami Kindergarten one after another. "I am very passionate about my work as an assistant chef in the kindergarten!" "Is the kindergarten still hiring caregivers? I am great at taking care of children." "Does your kindergarten need a security guard?"

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