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On the surface, Ryn looked like a normal quiet girl who only focused on her study and did not even bother about things outside her study. However, the whole campus was shocked to know she was actually a popular model who just made a comeback after two years 'retired'. To make them more shocked when a very popular singer, Jeremy was her ex-boyfriend and now wanted her back. Of course, to add the spice in her life, a model who is her university's mate fell in love with her. Now she had to choose between these two, as well as balancing her life as a boring student but an exciting model. ******* “Sign this contract.” He nudged the contract toward her. “Can I think first?” she asked weakly. “Five seconds.” Jack felt generous and gave her time to think. “See how good my mood is today?”

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

Why do you claim you provoked her? She can tell fortunes! ###### 【Mystical Livestream + 1v1】 Mu Yunchu didn't get the internship she was expecting; instead, she inherited an old folklore culture goods store from her late master. The shop was ancient and outdated, with old facilities, and not a single customer in sight. Seeing others making money through online livestreams, she decided to give it a try. Then... a new star emerged on the Whaling Livestream platform, looking like a fairy who came down to earth, yet she relied on fortune-telling to make money. Viewers, who had all received nine years of compulsory education, rolled up their sleeves to debunk her, only to become like badgers stuck in a melon patch, unable to get out once they entered her livestream room. "The master told me I have the fate of having only one son, and just like that, my newborn baby boy became a grandson." "I showed the master the birth date and eight characters of my grandfather. She said a calamity was imminent, and after the livestream ended, I got a call from my dad saying my grandfather's grave had been dug up!" ... Gradually, people began to realize that this livestream room was magical, even helping to catch the culprit of an unsolved serial murder case that had lingered for ten years. One day, the viewers suddenly discovered that the biggest night amusement park in the city was actually owned by the streamer. "You say there's even a haunted house inside, but there can't really be ghosts, can there!" Background male lead, appears later, enter at your own discretion

Apa yang terjadi jika seseorang yang sangat membenci penghianatan di dalam satu hubungan, namun berakhir di khianati oleh kekasihnya sendiri, kekasih yang akan ia nikahi. Aiden Elves Estley, pria berusia 27 tahun, berkepribadian sedikit tertutup. Seorang pemilik Perusahaan yang berkembang di bidang industri, mencampakkan kekasih yang berkhianat tepat malam di mana ia akan melamarnya. Hannah Eldora, gadis berusia 22 tahun, berkepribadian ceria, namun sedikit ceroboh. Seorang yang di penuhi kesederhanaan dalam hal apapun meski memiliki segalanya. Mahasiswa tingkat dua jurusan Akuntansi. Dan satu ikatan pun terjadi, setelah keduanya bertemu dalam satu insiden yang tidak di sengaja, berawal dari keduanya yang berada di dalam satu mobil yang sama. Di mana kondisi Aiden Elves dalam keadaan mabuk, hingga keduanya berakhir di sebuah Hotel.

Long ago, a man used to live in the forest, alone and secluded. But there was a catch; he was in love with a woman. But he can't be with her because she will die if he even goes nearer to her. Even if he touches her, she will die. But who could stop the path of love and hamper it from blooming? He used to watch her every move from so far away and silently laugh at her smile as she walked near the forest. But one day, the girl he used to see every day approaches him and asks about him. He was awed by the moment. He was unsure of how to react to her unexpected visit. But she was adamant about getting him to open up to her, and after her tenacious approach, he eventually gave in. Soon, they started to see each other and fell madly in love. But due to ignorance of the truth, death does not remain a silent spectator. It unleashed its fury on them, and alas, they became victims in the end. Can you guess what happened next? ____________________________________ "No! This is not true. " While gently hugging her, he said, "Why did you leave me again?" in a tearful voice, pleading for a miracle. He even prayed for her, which was an unknown word to him until he met her. His uneven breath was simply wishing for her to be alive again, but the truth of the time was that she was long gone and he knew that very well, so he made one last wish to whom she used to pray. If there is a God who allows you to be born again, I beg you not to let me meet her if I cause her death again, because I want to be with her but not to become the cause of her pain, but her happiness, so, if you are her god and you are listening, please give me the power to protect her next time. " ____________________________________ The love story of a werewolf and a witch's romance in different settings. And their sorrowful death. And reincarnation.  Will they be able to find each other again? Will their love story resume? ____________________________________ If you have any suggestions, let me know in the comments. And I am sorry for some errors, as it happens while typing, but I will try my best to give you the best version of the story. love Dream fairy

The world has fallen and so did humanity. In the new era after the apocalypse, Marcus Zephanie was hailed to be the leader. Because of him, one-fourth of the human race was saved. He was the new hero. However, not everyone believed that Marcus was the man people deemed him to be and no one really knows the truth, except for one. *Photo for the cover grabbed from google :)

Unlike other kids, she was special, really special. Anyone who saw her would think she was a witch who uses magic to heal people but no. Nature loved her and granted her the gift to use nature to heal. Alora grew up as a peasant, always helping her mother and others on the farm. But luckily, the head of the kingdom adopted her and she became a lady. Life doesn't give us what we always hope for but what if what life gives us is a blessing in disguise of a curse. Vampires, humans, werewolves and witches were the four creatures who descended on Earth millions of years ago but due to some reasons, they separated. Witches being the creatures in hiding because of their magic. Alora was forcefully taken away by the Alpha of the werewolf to settle the dispute between werewolves and humans. It wasn't as bad as she thought at first. A sudden twist came when she found out that she was his dead mate.........

The female lead who died miserably under the hands of her scheming half-sister is reincarnated but does not choose revenge. Instead, she chooses to live for herself, to chase after her dreams, and to fall in love again. Author's Note: A slice of life, sweet and fluffy romance novel. Recommended for those who like light reading. Not recommended for those who want to dive into the action at once.

Remesis, the youngest daughter of the Grand Duke, never knew her family's love. At eight years old, she was cast out to the North like a useless thing and forced to become the wife of a woman the entire empire feared — the deposed crown princess, the Mad Mistress of the North. But Remesis did not break. She decided to turn her cage into a weapon. She struck a deal with the one everyone called obsessed: "You will help me destroy my family. I will help you reclaim your throne. And afterward, we will divorce. No strings attached. No feelings." A simple plan. Cruel. Perfect. But Remesis forgot one important detail. Her wife was not merely mad. She was far more dangerous. "Am I to understand that you intend to cast me aside after using me?" At some point, revenge ceased to be her only goal. And now Remesis must come to understand: what if the most dangerous game of all is playing with her own heart?

{ COMPLETED } It's free so please add it to your collection ❤ Xu Gui's biggest regret in this life was that she was too lazy to retract into her turtle shell during her tribulation. When she opened her eyes again, she had gone from a turtle to a minor celebrity in the entertainment industry, facing a death sentence on the reality show "360 Trades"—the show lasted for one month, and the invited celebrities needed to find work and work hard to earn money. After one month, the person who earned the most money would be the final winner. And in front of Xu Gui, a mountain of dirty dishes was soaking in dish soap foam, grinning at her. Xu Gui pulled out a fortune-telling banner she had hastily made overnight, the large, bold characters in ink flowing like dragons and phoenixes— "Fortune-telling!" Under the overpass, three fortune-telling stall owners sneered at the young woman: "Are celebrity hype stories this outrageous these days?" * Faced with three bald, middle-aged men with grown sons, she asked about her children. "Your destiny palace indicates no children, and the Red Phoenix Star above your head carries a green light..." the young woman subtly advised, "Why don't you go to the hospital for a checkup?" That very night, news of a group chairman's marital breakdown went viral. Facing a young woman who ostensibly told fortunes but secretly boasted about her husband's generosity, Xu Gui tentatively asked, "...Is it possible that this bankbook you have is fake?" The entire internet watched, and the bankbook was indeed handwritten; the dowry of three million was actually only three hundred. At first, netizens scoffed at Xu Gui's money-making live streams. But later... netizens exclaimed: "It's so good!" The live stream chat went from "Get out of the entertainment industry, you charlatan!" to "Master, can you tell if I'm some rich kid who's fallen into poverty?" Xu Gui's live stream went from being ignored to becoming the most popular. Gradually, countless people started offering money to have Xu Gui tell their fortunes. Xu Gui slumped in his wicker chair, swinging his legs: "Three fortunes for today are done. Please come back tomorrow." The production team lamented: "The other guests are all serving food and handing out flyers, how could you..." The camera panned across the top of the donation leaderboard, and the production team fell silent.