Tell an interesting joke or story
Joke time. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
Tell an interesting joke or story for kids
Here's a kid - friendly joke. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.
Tell me an interesting hindi joke story.
In a Hindi family, the grandmother was always nagging the grandson to study. One day, the grandson said, 'Grandma, if bookworms are so smart, why are they still in the books?' Grandma was left speechless for a while. Then she said, 'Because they are too busy reading to come out!'
A joke to tell a turtle a story
There were many stories to tell the tortoise, and the following was one of them: Once upon a time, there was a dragon king who wanted to hold a groom search for his daughter and required her son-in-law to weigh 90 pounds. One day, a tortoise went to participate in the groom search ceremony, but it weighed only 89 pounds and could not meet the requirements, so it left sadly. On the way, Bastard met two small shrimps. They asked Bastard why he was sad, and Bastard told them what had happened. The shrimp said that the two of them weighed exactly one jin and could hide in the turtle's ears. That way, the turtle's weight could reach 90 jin. Wang Ba felt that this idea was not bad, so they went to participate in the groom search festival together. This joke showed the cooperation between the tortoise and the shrimp in a humorous way, bringing joy and laughter to people.
Tell me a joke story
Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me the joke origin story of the knock - knock joke.
Some think that knock - knock jokes have their roots in children's games. Kids like the rhythm of saying 'Knock - knock' and waiting for a response. Over time, adults also started using them. They grew in popularity as they are easy to remember and can be adapted with different words and puns. For example, 'Knock - knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!' This shows how flexible they are.
Tell a short ghost story or joke.
A young man named Jack lived in an old apartment. One day, he heard a legend that an ancient witch lived in this apartment and used magic to turn everyone into werewolves. Jack was very interested in this and decided to explore the authenticity of this legend. He walked through the forest and arrived at the entrance of the apartment. But when he pushed open the door, he found that it was really an old apartment and he heard the cries of the werewolves. Jack was very afraid, but he still decided to persist in the exploration. He walked to the stairs of the apartment and found an ancient treasure chest. He opened the treasure chest and found a magic ring inside. Jack thought it was a miracle that he had put the ring on his finger. However, when he tried to leave the apartment, he heard the voices of the werewolves and was trapped in the apartment. From then on, Jack was called "Werewolf Jack". He could only move at night because he had become a werewolf. His friends were afraid of him, but he was very excited because he wanted to confirm whether the legend was true or not.
Tell me another joke story
There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' See, fish can't drive tanks but they don't know that, which makes it a funny mix - up of ideas. It plays on the double meaning of 'tank' - as in a container for fish and a military vehicle.
Tell me an English joke story.
Here's another English joke story. A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, 'Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!' The panda yells back at the manager, 'Hey man, I'm a panda. Look it up!' The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: 'A tree - dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.'
Tell me a funny joke story.
One day, a bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' This is a really funny joke story that always makes people laugh.
Tell me a christmas joke story.
Santa Claus was feeling a bit under the weather one Christmas. He went to see his doctor. The doctor said, 'Santa, you have a bad case of the North Pole flu. You need to rest.' Santa replied, 'But doctor, I have so many toys to deliver!' The doctor said, 'Well, if you don't rest, you might end up delivering coughs and sneezes along with the toys!'