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When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”

For more than a decade, she disguised herself as a weakling while preyed on the strong – Qiao Qing had never viewed reputation as an important matter. But people began to take advantage and purposely hurt the ones she cared about. Qiao Qing then decided to stop hiding her real self. An incapable good-for-nothing? Her natural genius IQ can explode your eyeballs! A lowly commoner? Her real identity made her someone who you are not worthy enough to be friends with! A feeble chick? Her skills in ancient martial art can result in you looking for your teeth all over the ground! A godly student, a godly Go player, a godly night rider, a godly martial artist… as her real identity revealed little by little, all those snobs who once viewed her poorly began to switch sides and attempted to please her. Qiao Qing shut the front door. No guests welcomed. She blocked those who wanted her for their own selfish demands, but she couldn’t stop this one evildoer from approaching her. Just like that, climbing over the walls and entering through the window became Jun Yexuan’s specialty. As the President of the Jun Corporation, he had enough to protect Qiao Qing her entire life. But what bothered him was that Qiao Qing was far too independent and far too capable. Without any of his help, she was able to successfully handle everything. Jun Yexuan became moody – he felt like he wasn’t needed! So, on a random day, a cry for help appeared on Weibo, “What do I do when the wife is too capable? Waiting for immediate responses – it’s urgent.”

Upon transmigration, Yun Yi became the love-struck damsel with a name homophonic to her own, Chuyunyi. The original owner was not only schemed against in her work but also deceived into signing up to go to the countryside. Inadvertently discovering that the person who claimed to like her was secretly meeting someone else behind her back, she finally understood that it was all their manipulation. When she was disheartened and received the news of her grandfather's accident, she became so devastated that she perished atop the mourning hall. Yun Yi used their own methods against them, seizing her work back with thunderous means, turning the schemers of the original owner's family into social pariahs. She also conveniently broke off the engagement with the fiancé who looked down on the original owner. Pah, who knows who will look down on whom in the future? Looking at the golden finger she obtained by chance, she sighed within her heart, "A blessing in disguise." As for searching for relatives? Just let nature take its course. She had no intention of bringing a bunch of ancestors on herself—the identity of a lone girl suited her just fine. The first time they met, she got a nosebleed from the basketball he tossed... The second time they met, she was mistaken for an accomplice, and the two escaped danger with tacit cooperation... The... Nth time they met, she almost became the man's cure, what kind of twisted fate was this... A piece of double-sided embroidery had the Pu'er tea-loving and women-abstinent Huo Si chasing after her like mad, banging his head against the wall for her. People in the compound praised Huo Si's righteousness, yet they didn't know his sacrifice for the family was only a blind, so he could stand by her side openly and legitimately. The little woman leaned on his shoulder, her voice soft and aggrieved, "They all don't like me. They even say I'm a vixen who used tricks to seduce you." Huo Si, towards those who had harmed and schemed against her, arrogantly declared: Zero tolerance. He made them 'slap themselves in the face' with his actions. She is his scale that must not be touched! The thrice-lovesick husband is online!

After transmigrating, a talented young woman became the black sheep of the Gu family. People even tried to cut her open and take her son away. Five years later, she returned with a cute baby. She chuckled at the title of black sheep that she was given. Everyone wanted the medicinal pills that she made! She designed the most expensive jewelry in the capital! She opened the biggest fine-dining restaurant in the country! Even the most mysterious Island of No Return belonged to her! Ms. Gu and her son drank and ate good food while they entertained themselves by humiliating others. Life was great! However, one day, a man suddenly pinned her against the door. "How dare you steal my son?" Hehe. Did he want to take her son away? "Close the door and release the hounds!"

Her previous life was pitiful. Soon after her birth, her father abandoned his wife and daughter for his first love and left for the city. Her mother left her at her grandmother's house, being indifferent to her suffer, and even schemed to marry her to her couin's lover. What's more, after escaping to the city, she was betrayed by her stepmother and stepsister, being stolen one of her kidneys! Without knowing the truth, she mistook them as benefactors, serving them just as a maid. She later found the truth and accidentally acquired a special space, enjoying good life for about two years before dying suddenly and inexplicably. After being reborn, she strived to avoid the pitfalls of her former life, yet was nearly overwhelmed by the truth when she discovered it. It turned out that the stepmother she hated most was actually her biological mother, and the person she most respected in her former life was actually her father. In her previous life, she had never been in love, and she was uninterested after her rebirth until she inadvertently stumbled upon love and extreme doting. In his previous life, he was also pitiable, but later became extremely wealthy. In this life, because of her, he became even more domineering.

Sa vie précédente était pitoyable. Peu de temps après sa naissance, son père a abandonné sa femme et sa fille pour son premier amour et est parti pour la ville. Sa mère l'a laissée chez sa grand-mère, indifférente à son sort, et même comploté pour la marier à l'amant de sa cousine. De plus, après s'être échappée en ville, elle a été trahie par sa belle-mère et sa demi-sœur, qui lui ont volé un de ses reins ! Sans connaître la vérité, elle les a prises pour des bienfaiteurs, les servant comme une simple domestique. Elle a découvert plus tard la vérité et a accidentellement acquis un espace spécial, profitant d'une bonne vie pendant environ deux ans avant de mourir soudainement et inexplicablement. Après être réincarnée, elle s'est efforcée d'éviter les pièges de sa vie antérieure, mais a été presque submergée par la vérité en la découvrant. Il s'est avéré que la belle-mère qu'elle détestait le plus était en réalité sa mère biologique, et la personne qu'elle respectait le plus dans sa vie précédente était en fait son père. Dans sa vie antérieure, elle n'était jamais tombée amoureuse, et elle était désintéressée après sa réincarnation jusqu'à ce qu'elle tombe par hasard sur l'amour et une adoration extrême. Dans sa vie précédente, lui aussi était pitoyable, mais il était ensuite devenu extrêmement riche. Dans cette vie, grâce à elle, il est devenu encore plus dominateur.

Mehr als ein Jahrzehnt lang verstellte sie sich als Schwächling, während sie auf die Starken lauerte – Qiao Qing hat nie viel auf ihren Ruf gegeben. Aber dann begannen die Leute, sie auszunutzen und absichtlich denen zu schaden, die ihr wichtig waren. Qiao Qing beschloss, ihr wahres Ich nicht länger zu verbergen. Eine unfähige Nichtsnutzin? Ihr natürlicher Genius-IQ kann deine Augäpfel explodieren lassen! Eine niedrige Bürgerliche? Ihre wahre Identität macht sie zu jemandem, mit dem du nicht würdig genug bist, befreundet zu sein! Ein schwaches Küken? Ihre Fähigkeiten in alter Kampfkunst können dazu führen, dass du deine Zähne überall auf dem Boden suchen musst! Eine göttliche Schülerin, eine göttliche Go-Spielerin, eine göttliche Nachtfahrerin, eine göttliche Kampfkünstlerin... als ihre wahre Identität nach und nach enthüllt wurde, begannen all jene Snobs, die sie einst verachteten, die Seiten zu wechseln und versuchten, ihr zu gefallen. Qiao Qing schloss die Haustür. Keine Gäste willkommen. Sie blockierte diejenigen, die sie aus eigennützigen Gründen wollten, aber sie konnte diesen einen Übeltäter nicht davon abhalten, sich ihr zu nähern. Genau so wurde das Klettern über Mauern und das Einsteigen durch Fenster zu Jun Yexuans Spezialität. Als Präsident der Jun Corporation hatte er genug, um Qiao Qing ihr ganzes Leben lang zu beschützen. Aber was ihn störte, war, dass Qiao Qing viel zu unabhängig und viel zu fähig war. Ohne seine Hilfe konnte sie alles erfolgreich bewältigen. Jun Yexuan wurde launisch – er fühlte sich überflüssig! So erschien eines Tages ein Hilferuf auf Weibo: "Was tut man, wenn die Ehefrau zu fähig ist? Warte auf sofortige Antworten – es ist dringend."

Lan Anran was sent to the countryside by her parents when she was young. In her past life, she was filled with hate and did not end well. With a chance to relive her life, Lan Anran swears that she will never repeat the same mistakes again. On the surface, she is a medical genius and school beauty, but behind closed doors, she is a hacker and master hypnotist. Lan Anran will do all it takes to protect her family and cure her husband, Mo Jinrong. "Master Rong is old and ugly, he isn't as fresh and tender as you are. Quick, give me a kiss!" Mo says. "Miss Lan, please have some self-respect! Stay… Stay away from me!"

This is another story of a sweet divorce-turned-nightmare in the pursuit of a wife. Love at first sight is disastrous. The first time Ye Nanxun met Zhou Sinian, all she thought was, this is the man I want. Later, they got married due to an accident. Two years later, they divorced peacefully. ...... Before divorce, the wife had a gentle temperament, was filial, did not speak much and was an orphan. After divorce, the ex-wife could compose music, fly a plane, was very capable, a rich heiress, and also a double degree holder with a PhD... The most important point, she had too many suitors. ...... Sweet pampering. 1V1.

Per più di un decennio, si è finta una debole mentre predava i forti – Qiao Qing non ha mai considerato la reputazione una questione importante. Ma le persone hanno iniziato ad approfittarsene e a ferire deliberatamente coloro a cui teneva. Qiao Qing ha quindi deciso di smettere di nascondere il suo vero io. Un'incapace buona a nulla? Il suo naturale QI da genio può far esplodere i tuoi bulbi oculari! Una semplice plebea? La sua vera identità la rende qualcuno di cui non sei degno di essere amico! Una ragazza debole? Le sue abilità nelle arti marziali antiche possono farti cercare i tuoi denti sparsi per terra! Una studentessa divina, una giocatrice di Go divina, una motociclista notturna divina, un'artista marziale divina... mentre la sua vera identità si rivela poco a poco, tutti quegli snob che una volta la disprezzavano iniziano a cambiare fazione e cercano di compiacerla. Qiao Qing chiude la porta d'ingresso. Nessun ospite è benvenuto. Ha bloccato coloro che la volevano per i propri interessi egoistici, ma non è riuscita a fermare questo malfattore dall'avvicinarsi a lei. Così, scavalcare i muri ed entrare dalle finestre è diventata la specialità di Jun Yexuan. Come Presidente della Corporazione Jun, aveva abbastanza per proteggere Qiao Qing per tutta la vita. Ma ciò che lo infastidiva era che Qiao Qing era troppo indipendente e troppo capace. Senza alcun suo aiuto, era in grado di gestire tutto con successo. Jun Yexuan è diventato lunatico – sentiva di non essere necessario! Così, un giorno qualunque, un grido d'aiuto è apparso su Weibo: "Cosa devo fare quando la moglie è troppo capace? Attendo risposte immediate – è urgente."