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funny but true short stories

funny but true short stories

I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

It all happened so abruptly. After finally grasping my situation, I found myself in an entirely different world. Looking around, I noticed others in the same predicament… Could this possibly be one of those Hero developments? Was there a tyrannical Demon Lord needing extermination, or would I be tossed into the maelstrom of war? Whatever it was, I was afraid. I never wanted to be a Hero. I don’t want to harm another…… Ignore the nonsense I was spouting; there was nothing to fret over. The Demon Lord was slain a thousand years ago, and 800 years had passed since the last war. The nobles didn’t treat us summoned like tr*sh; instead, we were kindly cared for. The Demons have been on good terms with Humans for some time now. Dangers, such as monsters, were being taken care of by the Guild and the Order of Knights. What’s more surprising is the fact that I wasn’t even a hero! Instead, I was unintentionally summoned! It also turns out that this world was a world in which the three races, the Spirit World’s Magical Races, the Celestial World’s Divine Races, and the Mortal World’s Human Races, are kind neighbours. Here, everyone lives a peaceful and fulfilling life. In summary, this other world was――at peace. What’s my plan for the future? For my limited stay here, I will live this world to its fullest; going on a cultural exchange, sightseeing, then, after experiencing the festival that is only held once every ten years, …… I shall safely return home. However, despite my lust for a peaceful last year before returning, this planet’s heavyweights have begun amassing around me, and……
Fantasy
1620 Chs
Others Level Up, but I Pursue Cultivation!

Others Level Up, but I Pursue Cultivation!

[Simulator+Cultivation+Farming Stream+Survival Stream] One day, through transmigration, Su Xing arrived in a data-centric high martial world. This world had extraordinary strong beings known as professionals, favored by the "heavens," who could level up and strengthen themselves by running dungeons and killing monsters. Su Xing changed his job to the hidden profession of Cultivator, but due to unknown reasons, he could not gain experience or level up like other professionals. Unable to level up, he could only cultivate... but in this era where Spiritual Energy was depleted and Cultivators were nearly extinct, even obtaining Spiritual Energy was a luxury. After four years in college, Su Xing was still a minor in the Qi Refining Stage, struggling even to graduate. Fortunately, he awakened the golden finger "Life Simulator," which allowed him to simulate the future by paying energy and bring back the Cultivation Level, items, and more from the simulation to the real world. However, in the simulated future, the Foreign Race invaded in full force, leading to the overthrow of the Human Race overnight. In such desperate circumstances, Su Xing chose to lie low and develop, cultivating Spirit Plants, concocting Elixirs, enhancing his Cultivation Level, improving the overall strength of the Human Race... He continuously strengthened himself through the simulator, becoming a hidden powerhouse, silently resisting the invasion of the Foreign Race... ps: This is a story about a simulator, leaning towards a careful survival strategy, farming development, and operating from behind the scenes...
Eastern
1523 Chs
Pampered by Short-Lived Bigshot

Pampered by Short-Lived Bigshot

When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”
General
1359 Chs
What are some interesting funny true short stories?
Well, my friend once accidentally wore his shirt inside out to a party. He didn't notice until someone pointed it out. Everyone had a good chuckle.
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2024-11-28 11:29
What makes 'funny but true short stories' so interesting?
The fact that they are true. We often find real - life situations that are so absurd and funny that they can be more entertaining than made - up stories. For example, the time when a cat chased a dog around the park and the dog was so scared. It shows the unexpected things that can happen in our daily lives.
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2024-10-26 20:56
Can you share some 'funny but true short stories'?
Sure. Once, a man went to the zoo. He saw a sign that said 'Do not feed the animals'. So he started reading his book out loud to the monkeys instead. They all sat there listening intently.
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2024-11-23 20:21
Where can I find true funny short stories?
You can find them in books of anecdotes. There are many collections out there specifically for short, funny, true stories. Also, some magazines like Reader's Digest often feature such stories sent in by readers.
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2024-11-25 00:46
Can you share some true funny short stories?
There was a little girl who thought that if she ate a lot of carrots, she would turn into a bunny. So she ate carrots all day long. When her mom asked why, she said she was waiting for her ears to grow long. Her mom just laughed. This is a really cute and funny true short story about a child's innocent imagination.
2 answers
2024-11-24 21:35
Can you share some funny true short stories?
A little boy was trying to catch a butterfly in the garden. He ran after it for ages. Finally, when he gave up, the butterfly landed right on his nose. It was an unexpected and funny moment for him.
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2024-11-27 18:01
Share some funny short stories from '101 funny short stories'
There might be a story where a little kid mistakes a mop for a giant's hair. He tries to comb it with a tiny comb and the sight is hilarious. In '101 funny short stories', there are many such simple yet funny scenarios that can make you chuckle. For example, a man who accidentally wears his shirt backwards and goes out without noticing, and then wonders why everyone is looking at him strangely.
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2024-12-02 03:58
Can you share some inspirational short funny true stories?
Sure. There was a man who wanted to learn to skateboard in his 40s. He kept falling but his determination was hilarious. Every time he fell, he'd shout 'I'm just getting closer to success!'. Eventually, he could do basic tricks. His story shows that age is no limit to learning new things.
2 answers
2024-11-06 09:03
What are the most interesting 'funny but true short stories' you know?
Here's one. A guy ordered a pizza and when it arrived, he opened the box to find it completely upside down. The cheese was stuck to the box lid. He called the pizza place and they said 'Well, you did order it 'flipped' style'.
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2024-11-23 21:37
Can you share some funny short inspirational true stories?
Sure. There was a man who lost his job. Instead of being depressed, he started a small business selling homemade cookies from his kitchen. With little capital but lots of determination, his cookies became so popular that he now has a chain of stores. It shows that even in tough times, creativity and hard work can lead to success.
2 answers
2024-11-18 07:08
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