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A thousand years after the Undead Empire vanished, the little skeleton who used to farm was still tending to his fields, until the summoning portal reopened. "Are you guys hungry? I’ve been farming for a thousand years and have stored a tiny bit of food." "Have these fields been deserted? Can I plant things?" "The princess's city on the hill doesn’t allow farming? Then never mind, I won't go." "They want to tax me but won't let me farm? Wipe them out!"

Following the advancement of soul technology, the humans of Douluo Continent conquered the ocean and discovered two new continents. After being hunted by spirit masters excessively, the soul beasts are nearly extinct. After countless years of lying dormant, the King of the Soul Beasts has awakened in the Great Star Dou Forest. It will lead its remaining clansmen in taking vengeance against humanity! Tang Wulin is determined to become a powerful Soul Master. However, when he awakened his martial soul, it was actually a… Incomparable talent. The battle of the Dragon King. The Legend of our Dragon King hereby begins.

(The main text has concluded) (A satisfying face-slapping story set in a historical era) The schemes of her husband and cousin led to Tang Huai's death. Once reborn, this time, Tang Huai opened her eyes to truly see people for who they are, kicked away every scumbag that came her way, and tore apart every fake innocent that appeared. Whenever she had the chance, she earned money and tormented the undeserving, living an exceptionally fulfilling life.

Ten thousand years later, ice has melted. The Soul Federation Scientific Exploration team found an egg with a gold and silver pattern on it in the far north of the land, and after examining it with an apparatus, they found out that there were vital signs inside. They hurriedly brought it back to the institute for hatching. The egg hatched, but it was a baby, a baby exactly the same as a human - a baby born out of an egg.

First-Generation God King Tang San, with a trace of divine consciousness, roamed the universe, searching for the world where his wife had reincarnated. Guided by that divine consciousness, he arrived at a place called Demon Monster Land, only to find that it was a world where humans were as lowly as livestock…

All humans transmigrated to a parallel world, where every one of them was a king with the territory. They participated in a game called The Ranking of Kings and fought to become the best nation. The rankings were determined based on various aspects such as military, technology, commerce, culture, and religion. In the game, the kings would awaken different attributes of the land. Someone exclaimed, “My Renewable Resources attribute allows me to enhance raw materials such as timber and minerals. I want to build the strongest empire of commerce!” Another king challenged, “My King of the Undead attribute allows me to summon dead souls to fight for me. Who dares to stand in the way of my troops of one million undead?” The third king declared, “My Integrated Production attribute will ensure that technology is being implemented efficiently. You foolish barbarians, watch as my nation advances a few centuries ahead of yours.” The fourth king said, “My Miracle Summon attribute can increase the efficiency of evangelism by 1000%. I look forward to the day when my nation becomes the top religion in the world.” … Li Xiang revealed a pondering look as he looked at his attributes shown on the virtual data panel. [Attribute 1: Devils' Den (SSS rank, unique)] [You acquired the original birthplace of the Dragon Clan. All the legendary dragons are now under your command.] [Attribute 2: Devouring Lands (currently A rank, evolvable)] [When you annex the territory of other kings, you seize their attributes as well. Furthermore, you can level up these attributes to even higher ranks.]

The number one cunning female spy transmigrates into an extraordinary female dimwit. Upon waking up, she faces a series of blows: family downfall, loss of power, and facial disfigurement. To protect her family, she acquires a magic book, gains exceptional skills, and summons a mystical beast legion. Watch as she transforms into a demon on the unfamiliar fantasy continent, rises to the peak again, captivating all the world's heroes and making them bow down. Dat Fuz's new book "The Divine Doctor Abandoned Girl: The Ghost Emperor's Beast Taming Consort" is in full swing, more exciting than "Divine Doctor Crazy Consort" and "Genius Demon Consort." Come and support us! ~Reader group numbers 304625216, 302202775. Please report a character name from the book when entering the group.~

"The Chronicles of Earth" record: In December of 2534, Lu Bu'er, afflicted with a terminal illness, privately meddled with forbidden powers. By studying the life structure of Specter Fiends and harnessing his own affliction, he created the ability to devour these Specter Fiends. This act abandoned the dignity inherent in being human, making him a target for execution by all! In August of 2535, a tragedy befell the world, and the demon was crowned as a king. In May of 2536, grave news: the rebellious monarch, Lu Bu'er, was approaching the city of the Lord! In July of 2537, we welcome with reverence the arrival of the great fourth generation Sacred Monarch to his loyal City of the Lord! 【Not a post-apocalyptic wasteland novel】

Lin Ziyin, modern day mechanical professor especially hired by the school, had the potential for great achievement in her field. However, due to family reasons, she could only treat her mechanical research and teaching as a secondary job, pouring all her energy into the farm and the food business before. Despite her low-key approach, she was unable to suppress her sister's rage, and a furious car crash sent her straight to ancient times. Indeed, she had excellent character, so why did the heavens send her to the sparsely populated Northern Land. Known as the death zone, those who were banished to this borderland would spend their lives and perish there. However, Lin Ziyin was quite satisfied with her own identity. Even if she had lost the protection of her parents, she still had the protection of her siblings and grandfather. Of course, she also had her younger brother and nephew at home who needed her protection. This abundance of familial love was enough to compensate for the hardships caused by poverty at home. Poverty, she wasn't afraid of, as she had experience in farming. With large swathes of uncultivated land, the Northern Land was practically custom-made for her. The heavy workload didn't matter either, she was proficient in designing all kinds of small tools. Whether it was the emperor's absurdity, not providing aid to the border king, or the shameless Tatars that would rob them frequently, none of these posed a problem for her. She could think of solutions for everything. It wasn't uncommon for the border king to tell everyone how lucky he was to have married such a wonderful queen!

Eine weibliche Militärärztin wird in der Antike wiedergeboren und mit Dürre und Hungersnot konfrontiert. Ihr Großvater ist ein Schurke und ihre Großmutter ist bösartig; sie wollen ihre ganze Familie für Nahrung verkaufen. Gu Jinli sagt: Das ist eine Kleinigkeit, zuerst kümmere ich mich um den verdorbenen Großvater und die böse Großmutter, dann finde ich Wasser, um es gegen Nahrung zu tauschen, und führe die Familie durch die Katastrophe. Nach der Flucht und Ansiedlung im Dafeng Dorf haben Außenseiter Schwierigkeiten, sich einzuleben und sind verschiedenen Unterdrückungen ausgesetzt, wie kann man das lösen? Gu Jinan sagt: Kein Problem, Bruder ist ein Gelehrter und Prüfungsmeister, der sich durchweg auszeichnet, vom Gelehrten zum vorgestellten Gelehrten wird, der Familie Ruhm bringt und auf den Abschaum herabblickt. Gerade als das Leben gut zu laufen scheint, bricht militärisches Chaos aus, Gu Jinli dreht den Spieß um, dieses Mädchen will einfach nur Landwirtschaft betreiben, Kriege und dergleichen, verschwindet! Der junge Mann, der während der Flucht aufgelesen wurde: Meine Dame, fürchtet Euch nicht, Euer Ehemann ist ein Schlachtfeld-Maniac, der sich vom einfachen Soldaten zum Marquis entwickelt und Euch zehntausend Morgen medizinischer Felder und lebenslangen Frieden sichert. PS: Ein Roman mit Ohrfeigen und Schurkenbekämpfung, die Hauptfiguren sind an Körper und Geist rein, mit gegenseitiger Verwöhnung und einem glücklichen Ende. [Die weibliche Hauptfigur praktiziert keine Medizin, sondern nutzt medizinisches Wissen, um reich zu werden^0^]