funny pizza delivery stories

Charlie Thompson, seventeen, grew up in a poor and remote village and now makes a living as a deliveryman. He has only just recovered from the stab wounds that nearly killed him, and the treatment has drained almost all of his savings. Even so, he can feel his life shifting. When he was in the hospital, his jade pendant stirred and a stream of cultivation and medical knowledge poured into his mind. From that moment on, he knew everything was about to change.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

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This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Alexander is a Finance and Administration student with a hidden talent: he is the best actor in his university's drama club. However, off-stage, his life is nothing more than a series of unfortunate events. As an orphan, he lives with his aunt, uncle, and cousin, feeling every day like an economic burden rather than a member of the family. His reality is split between accounting books and exhausting shifts as a Seven-Eleven cashier. There, he used to share complaints with his best friend, until the latter suddenly vanished, only to return weeks later driving a luxury car and wearing clothes Alexander couldn't afford with ten years' salary. Despite his insistence, his friend’s silence was absolute... until today. A desperate call changes everything: "Alexander, I need you to cover for me. It's a VIP service and I've had an accident. It's your chance to find out how I got the car". Unaware that he is becoming a "Chicken"—a young escort for the elite—Alexander uses his acting skills to prepare for his first client. What he never imagined was that the address of the luxurious hotel would lead him to the person he least expected: his own aunt, the woman who has looked after him his whole life, and who now waits for him in the shadows, seeking something his uncle no longer provides. In this club, they don't deliver food; they deliver fantasies. And Alexander is about to discover that being a good actor is the most lucrative business in the world. -------------------- Did you know this scene has its own official artwork? Since Webnovel doesn't allow explicit (+18) multimedia, I have uploaded the exclusive illustrations, character references, and special visual teasers for this chapter over on my Patreon! If you want to see the characters come to life and unlock the uncensored material, come join our community: Check out the NSFW illustrations for this Novel on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/GreatNekosamaWorld

On April 4th, 2026, Kaho's life—and the entire world—is irrevocably changed. Teenagers across the globe start receiving mysterious black letters, each carrying an urgent message from another time and place: prevent an impending nuclear disaster and prepare for an otherworldly invasion set for January 20th, 2027—an invasion unlike any they have ever experienced.

Jeff Sterling, heir to one of the world's most secretive and powerful billionaire dynasties, has spent the last three years living undercover as a live-in son-in-law in the wealthy but second-tier Harper family in Riverforge. Enduring constant humiliation, endless chores, and zero affection from his beautiful but cold wife Emily Harper, Jeff has quietly completed his grandfather's rigorous character-tempering trial.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.