If we take it out of the sexual context, 'too big for a fleshlight' could imply that an object is too large for a particular container or holder. For example, a large tool might be too big for a small storage case.
Well, if we correct it to 'it was just too big a story', it could mean that the story in question was overly large or complex. Maybe it had too many details, characters, or plotlines that made it difficult to handle or understand.
Well, I don't have a personal 'too big no sex' story. However, generally speaking, if there's an issue like this, it might be important to focus on emotional connection first. Maybe the couple could explore other forms of intimacy without sexual intercourse until they figure out how to deal with the physical aspect.
I'm not sure what specific 'too big sex story' you are referring to. It could be a very unique or personal account. Without more context, it's difficult to say what can be learned from it.
Yes, if it's a big gift, it can be really exciting. For example, a big teddy bear. It might be 'too big' to handle easily but it's super cuddly and a great source of comfort.
Well, if we take 'too big' literally, it could mean a story that is overly long or has a scope that is too large. For example, a story that tries to cover too many events or characters and becomes hard to follow.