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SPACE COLONIST: in the oceanic world ARK

SPACE COLONIST: in the oceanic world ARK

#Synopsis: ------------------------------------------------------ In the far future the planet earth is full, and thanks to 3 key technologies, genetic manipulation, cryosleep, and advanced space engines, humanity builds deep space spaceships and launch themselves to the unknown confines of space to forge a new future away from home. Follow our young engineer Erik as he starts on his first job at the young age of 60 years old in future earth where humans will live hundreds of years, he will reach an unknown place with his spaceship by accident and to survive he will have no choice but to explore alien structures and hunt dangerous monsters to get stronger, making alliances with the locals in more than friendly terms sometimes. ------------------------------------------------------ The protagonist is a young 60 years old "young" engineer, he's easy-going and a good guy, he's been trained so he will know what he's doing most of the time, in "Chapter 1 - A New Beginning" he will explain more, as a human from the future where bodies are just flesh containers, he's fairly openminded (kinda like "Altered Carbon" from Netflix, but different, you can go one day to a genetic center, pay, and get inside a liquid tank and then, the next time you open your eyes your body has already changed, then you get your ticket and go home just like that, but combat modifications would be regulated). ------------------------------------------------------ Hi, NirvanaPenguin here, suggestions on the story are welcome. ------------------------------------------------------ Discord: https://discord.gg/WPM7a4Dp4J Reddit: www.reddit.com/user/NirvanaPenguin/ Twitter: @NirvanaPenguin Post a review if you liked the book to help me get exposure, thanks. Wanna send me a tip? buymeacoffee.com/nirvanapenguin https://www.paypal.me/NirvanaPenguinBooks QR: https://i.ibb.co/0mt2RpJ/Nirvana-Penguin-Books-QR-TIPS.jpg ------------------------------------------------------ A quick heads-up about the tags: tags: FirstContact, alien, mystery, technology, AI, DesignedIntelligence, Waterworld, ARK, cooking, hunting, gathering, KingdomBuilding, alliances, leviathan, genetics, FromWeakToStrong, AlienReproduction, lewd, r18, genderswap, Futanari, HappySex, genetics, teaching, mechanics, FuturisticTechnologies, weakToStrong, cautiousProtagonist. ------------------------------------------------------ Dialog Settings: '...' --> mental dialog "..." --> out loud dialog [...] --> voice inside his head but it will be clear during the book, the story might be slow for some, but i didn't wanna do a "10 years later" kinda crap and then strong to go explore, but he will slowly get there. The book cover was drawn by myself(not the background though), I will try to make or pay someone to make a cooler one in the future though. ------- Spoiler?: Inspiration for the octopeople. - Asari from Mass Effect. - sea horses. - subnautica all beings reproduce that way.
Sci-fi
217 Chs
Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?
Urban
101 Chs
Share some funny Ark: Evolved stories.
Once, I saw a tiny Dodo trying to steal food from a huge T - Rex. The Dodo was so fearless, hopping around the T - Rex's feet while it was sleeping. When the T - Rex woke up, it just looked at the Dodo in confusion as if it couldn't believe such a small creature was being so bold. It was really a hilarious sight.
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2024-11-05 06:41
Share some funny Ark Survival Evolved stories.
Once, my friend was trying to tame a triceratops. He prepared all the right food but accidentally threw the food at himself instead of the dinosaur. The triceratops just stared at him like he was crazy. It was hilarious.
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2024-11-07 22:57
Share some ark survival evolved funny stories.
One funny story is when my friend was trying to tame a dodo. He chased it around for ages with berries in his hand. The dodo kept running in circles and finally ran straight into a tree and got stunned. It was so silly looking that we couldn't stop laughing.
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2024-11-07 03:47
What are the most memorable ark survival evolved funny stories?
In my Ark experience, there was this time I tried to tame a huge brontosaurus. I thought I had enough narcotics to keep it knocked out. But I miscalculated and it woke up in the middle of the taming process. It was so angry and started stomping around my base. It destroyed half of my fences before I managed to calm it down. Looking back, it was a chaotic and funny event.
2 answers
2024-11-07 06:05
Ark Survival Evolved
Ark: Survival Evolution was an open-world action-adventure game published by Studio Wildcard. It was released on June 2, 2015 on Steam for early access, and the official version was released worldwide on August 29, 2017. This was a survival action-adventure game. Players were in an open world full of dinosaurs and prehistoric creatures with a high degree of freedom. They could customize their characters and improve their survival skills by hunting, obtaining resources, cultivating and taming primitive creatures, building and upgrading facilities, and so on. The core was the survival and evolution of the characters. The game supports both single player and multiplayer modes, and the conditions for the victory of different characters are slightly different. Since its release, it had sold more than 12 million copies, and the number of daily active users on multiple platforms was stable at hundreds of thousands. On April 23, 2023, Studio Wildcard announced that Ark: Survival Ascension would be released on PC, XBox, and Game Pass by the end of 2024. At the same time, the official server of Ark: Survival Evolution would be closed. Players could save their data and continue playing on their own servers or switch to a new version by saving and migrating. The setting included setting the story on a mysterious island called "The Ark." The player woke up with a strange implant to help him survive. The goal of the game was to reveal the secrets of the Ark and the true purpose of the world. In terms of world setting, there was a mysterious ark island with all kinds of dinosaurs, prehistoric creatures, ruins, and high-tech facilities on the island. Players had a "survivor mark" on their wrists to record their progress, etc. The island had a rich ecosystem with unique creatures and resources in different landforms. Players had to establish relationships with creatures. The main mission and exploration of the game would reveal the secrets behind the ark. In terms of characters, the players could customize their names, appearances, and attributes. There was no default protagonist. There were NPCs such as Helen, Rockwell, and so on. Helen was an Australia paleometrist, and her adventure notes allowed the players to understand biological and environmental information. Rockwell was a British aristocrat and scientist, and his research records provided information on ark technology and experiments. He later became an enemy character. In addition, the new DLC for Ark: Ultimate Mobile Version and Ark: Survival Evolution, Bob's Adventures: The Battle of the Wasteland, would be released in December 2024. Ark: Ultimate Mobile Version will be available on the iPhone, Epic Games, and Google Play. The base game, Ark: Island, will be free, and the maps will be paid for. When it is released, you can experience the three DCs, Ark: Island, Ark: Scorched Earth, and Ark: Distortion. Ark: Creation 1 & 2 and Ark: Wonderland are scheduled to be released in 2025. The new "Bob's Adventures: Battle of the Wasteland" would bring new creatures (such as armored dogs), new buildings (such as garages), new skins, three new vehicles (off-road vehicles, monster trucks, and racing cars), as well as new content such as the "Tribe Tower" that could provide buff effects for the tribe. The novel "Imperial Beast Soars" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-07-27 11:42
Ark Survival Evolved
Ark: Survival Evolution was an open-world action-adventure game published by Studio Wildcard. It was released on June 2, 2015 on Steam for early access, and the official version was released worldwide on August 29, 2017. This was a survival action-adventure game. Players were placed in an open world full of dinosaurs and prehistoric creatures with a high degree of freedom. They had to customize their characters and improve their survival skills through hunting, obtaining resources, cultivating and taming primitive creatures, building and upgrading facilities to meet challenges. The core was the survival and evolution of the characters. It supported single and multiplayer modes, and the conditions for victory in different modes were slightly different. Since its release, it had sold more than 12 million copies, and the number of daily active users on multiple platforms was stable at hundreds of thousands. On April 23, 2023, Studio Wildcard announced that Ark: Survival Ascension would be released on PC, iPhone, and Game Pass by the end of 2024. At the same time, the official server of Ark: Survival Evolution would be closed. Players could save their data and continue playing on their own servers, or switch to a new version by saving and migrating. The new DLC, Bob's Adventures: The Wasteland War and Ark Ultimate Mobile Version, will be released in December 2024. The "War of the Wasteland" would bring new creatures (such as armored dogs), new buildings, new skins, and three new vehicles (off-road vehicles, monster trucks, and racing cars). The new building "Tribe Tower" could provide tribe buffs. Ark: Ultimate Mobile Version will be available on the iPhone, Epic Games, and Google Play. The base game Ark: Island will be free, but the maps will be paid-for. Some of the maps will be available at the time of release, and some are planned to be released in 2025. The novel "Hundred Years of Spaceship" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-07-06 07:01
What are the most memorable funny Ark Survival Evolved stories you know?
My tribemate was trying to build a secret underwater base. He had everything planned out. But when he finally finished building it and went to show it off, he realized he had built it right next to a school of megalodons. Every time he went in or out of the base, those megalodons would come and circle around. It was really funny to watch him try to dodge them all the time. And he ended up having to relocate the whole base.
2 answers
2024-11-07 16:28
Best ark survival evolved fanfiction stories
One great ark survival evolved fanfiction is 'The Island's Secret'. It's about a survivor who discovers a hidden cave on the island filled with rare resources and ancient artifacts. Another good one is 'Taming the Titans', which focuses on a character's journey to tame the most powerful dinosaurs in the game. And 'Survivor's Alliance' is also popular, it tells the story of different survivors coming together to build a huge, prosperous base.
3 answers
2024-11-20 07:14
What are the characteristics of funny comics about Ark: Survival Evolved?
They often have humorous depictions of players' adventures and mishaps in the Ark world. Maybe showing funny interactions with dinosaurs or crazy builds.
3 answers
2025-11-07 23:26
What are some ark survival evolved sad stories?
There was a story where a group of friends played Ark Survival Evolved together. One of them had a base that they were really proud of. However, during a raid by another tribe, their base was completely destroyed. They lost all their resources, their tamed creatures, and the memories associated with that base. It was really sad as they had to start all over again from scratch. It not only affected their in - game progress but also their friendship as they started to blame each other for not being better prepared for the raid.
1 answer
2024-11-17 22:14
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