funny vending machine stories

Jiang Li accidentally transmigrated to a fantasy world along with a game called Super Godly Machine Army. [Ruler Panel] [Ruler: Jiang Li] [Game: Super Godly Machine Army] [Interface: Military Units] [Infantry Machine Unit], [Navy Machine Unit], [Air Force Machine Unit], [Space Machine Unit], [Special Forces Machine Unit] [Energy Points: 0] [Soul Sparks: 0] Soon, Jiang Li created Combat Machine Soldiers, Electric Machine Soldiers, Liquid Metal Machine Soldiers, Machine Dragon Riders, Nether Energy Machine Soldiers, Machine Engineers and many more. This was the story of a man in a fantasy world who became invincible by creating a machine army that dominated the world.

Girls at the club are getting plumper. Husbands are returning home late at night. Is this the loss of humanity, or the degradation of morality? It's a food cart showing at twelve o'clock in the midnight, at a certain street corner.

Using the blood of demons as ink and the Hundred Demon Records as scrolls, one can depict their forms and seize their supernatural powers. When Jiang Yuechu woke up one morning, she found herself to be a young girl in the prosperous Tang Dynasty. Under the moon over Chang'an, prosperity and decay coexist, immortals and Buddhas have vanished, and demons roam freely. Fortunately, killing creatures increases one's cultivation level, allowing one to record demons in the demon register and transform them into one's own power. From the domineering swordsmanship of the Tiger Mountain God to the eagle-eyed wolf-like gaze of the Green-Faced Wolf King. From the White Dragon's ability to control water to the Black Mountain Bear King's immense power! Jiang Yuechu sometimes felt troubled, wondering why she was gaining more and more supernatural powers.

Until he became the lowest-ranked master, his lonely and luckless life never changed. Suddenly one day, a descendant injected him with a nanomachine, and the machine started ‘speaking’ to him. [I am the seventh generation Nanomachine manufactured by Sky Cooperation, and I am operating as a central nerve connected to your brain.] “What? What are you talking about?” This was beyond the boy’s knowledge, he turned pale. The Nanomachine linked to his cerebrum realized the User was not understanding a single word it said. “Who are you, and why are you doing this to me?” [“I am the seventh generation Nanomachine.] “Nano Machine?” [Yes, Nanomachine.] The boy’s face hardened. Mashin was the deity the Mashin Religion worshipped, along with the Sacred Fire. The religions’ Master communicated with Mashin. “Um, are you really Mashin?” The boy knelt down and asked with a trembling voice. At this, the Nanomachine attached to his cerebrum realized it had been misunderstood.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

A Tik-Tok style anthology of 100 word stories of fiction, horror and Sci-fi.

“There is this aching feeling, it pains my heart and fries my already half-human and half-machine heart. I awoke in a world of death and destruction, I am the only survivor. But this may be a blessing, this new world, this world that boasts magic, maybe I will finally bring salvation to my world, even if it causes millions of lives,” One woke with amnesia underneath the shattered remains of a once prosperous human civilization. He remembered nothing, his past or the events that happened that caused the world to become as it was. He was no longer purely human, he woke to find himself a hybrid between a man and a machine. But amid the radioactive dunes and lifeless expanse of the Earth, a lone machine network survived the disaster. After discovering that he controlled them, he set out on one goal: Rebuild. But how can he fully rebuild? For the Earth once had life but now was barren, not even bacteria survived. Until the wormhole appeared a decade later. But he was not alone, when he awoke, a voice rang in his head, who was it? It was his friend, a friend from the past. Although he does not remember her name, he still felt how important she was before even if he has lost all his humanity and memories, her name was Hailey. Follow her as she guides One a decade after he awakes, the both of them will form the most powerful machine leaders who will ever walk in the face of the two worlds. Their story will start a decade into One’s rebuilding, he now controlled a vast network of machines around the planet Earth, all focused in the effort of rebuilding the world towards its former glory, there was only one thing missing, an essential attribute which differentiated Earth from all other known planets, life. But everything changed when a wormhole opened, a breach within the fabric of space and time, opening a pathway between Earth and a world of fantasy! Follow One as he and his Empire explores this new mystical world full of elves, goblins, orcs, dwarves, ogres, humans, kingdoms, empires and magic! His goal of restoring life may be within his grasps. But that does not mean there won’t be opposition. There will be battles, wars and calamities, millions will perish in the onslaught that will soon follow. Especially, when One discovers that the new world held the secrets of the past. He will face Deities and powerful foes, will he prevail? New weapons he will smith and countries he shall wipe out, for he is, One. ----- Discord: https://discord.gg/HrTg3T8

With the War Machine System, Hax will create the deadliest machine throughout the universe! It is the 200th Millenium. Humanity has conquered the entire universe. Now, they set their sights on the multiverse. Hax, a human prodigy created with the brightest genes humanity could offer, create the technology for humans and waged war against the other universe. They have conquered one universe, it won't be long before they take another one. But Hax never thought the enemy would come from within. Banished into a strange universe with his past long forgotten, Hax will have to start from the beginning. This time with the War Machine System! His deadly war machine took the new world by storm! He equipped his army with his machine and dominates his enemy. Through increasing his wealth, power, and influence, Hax stormed through every opposition. But as his strength increased so does his enemies. His journey will be filled with peril and hardship. "Nothing can stop my war machine!" What can you expect from this book?: Kingdom-building, army-building, Technology, Magic. Join the discord server https://discord.gg/yPtRt29tAg *The cover is not mine. Please contact me if you want me to take it down. Update is 2 times a day. Sometimes I will update 1 time a day, but I will try to update twice. Three if I am feeling it. 200 Powerstones = 1 Bonus Chapter 500 Powerstones = 3 Bonus Chapters Author note: Beta-reader needed! You can read unpublished chapters in advance! Join this server: https://discord.gg/yPtRt29tAg