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Transmigrating into the world of Douluo Continent, Jiang Li awakens the Blue Silver King and Human Emperor Banner martial souls. Possessing twin top-tier martial souls, he reaches the level of a Soul Saint at a young age. Originally, he planned to go to Notting City before the story began to acquire the 100,000-year-old Soft Bone Rabbit and the 100,000-year-old Blue Silver Emperor right leg soul bone. However, just as he arrived in Notting City, the long-lost system notification sound reappeared in his mind. [System Mission: Take Tang San as your disciple. Reward: First martial soul evolves into Blue Silver King, second martial soul Human Emperor Banner unlocks more uses! And as the bond between the host and Tang San deepens, a series of rewards such as soul bones, soul rings, and godhood will be obtained!] Years later, Tang San, influenced by Jiang Li, has completely transformed into the person Jiang Li wanted him to be. After being resurrected by Jiang Li, Ah Yin also comes together with him. Tang San: "Mother, I can rest assured now that Master is by your side to take care of you!" Jiang Li: "Little San, I didn't mind you calling me Master before, but what should you call me now?" Tang San: "Father!" When Tang Hao arrived, his eyes bloodshot and panting heavily, he was met only by Tang San's blue silver entanglement! Tang San: "Tang Hao, you beast! Your trickery in deceiving Mother about the Soul Ring has been exposed. Today I will kill you and then uproot that inherently evil Clear Sky Sect!"

Three years ago, Takamine Mineo’s phone was suddenly flooded with friend requests. Every single account name was identical to a character from the 2D world. ​At first, he just brushed it off. He figured they were just a bunch of hardcore roleplayers who were a little too obsessed with pretending to be fictional characters. ​But then, one day, after three years of chatting with them every single day... ​Ding! Congratulations! The Host's chat frequency with Erina Nakiri, the 'God's Tongue,' has reached ten thousand exchanges. You have successfully extracted the special ability: God’s Tongue (Max Level)! ​Ding! Congratulations! The Host's chat frequency with Alice Nakiri has reached ten thousand exchanges. You have successfully extracted: Molecular Gastronomy (Max Level)! ​Ding! Congratulations! The Host's chat frequency with Utaha Kasumigaoka has reached ten thousand exchanges. You have successfully extracted: Creative Experience (Max Level)! ​Ding! Congratulations! The Host's chat frequency with Saitama has reached ten thousand exchanges. You have successfully extracted... One Punch Invincibility! ​.......... ​Erina: "Mineo-kun, this Kuoshi Wushuang noodle dish is truly magnificent! Do you have any other recipes we could discuss?"

TRPG, or Tabletop Role-Playing Game, is characterized by immersive role-playing where players embody their characters. Within the rules, players can steer the story in various open-ended directions, leading to different outcomes. “Cthulhu Campaign” is a major category within TRPGs. In it, players, as ordinary individuals known as investigators, delve into mysterious events, face unknown mythological creatures, and confront unfathomable fears. A key piece of advice in this realm is that the less you know, the longer you survive. Liu Xing, driven by curiosity, wanted to join an online Cthulhu campaign but accidentally became part of a real Cthulhu role-playing game…

It was in novels sections till now so I am re-uploading it in fanfic section. I will be changing the covers. A boy with his cheats and his phones will travel to all different worlds to get all the girls he ever wanted either it's dxd or ATG or any other possible universe through his phone I don't own any work of dxd or ATG or any other anime manga, or novels shown in this novel. Any of the Covers are not mine. Starting chapters have a bunch of mistakes due to me not checking them beforehand. so please don't just give it a bad review. I have tried to improve in next chapters. So hope you will like it.

I just wanted to pass my college entrance exams. Instead, I got a mysterious phone that dropped onto my desk and rewrote my life. Now? I’m being thrown into different anime worlds—armed with ridiculous backstories, overpowered abilities, and the occasional fiancée I never asked for. Each time I land, the phone gives me a new identity, optional missions, and access to a shop and gacha system. One pull can make or break my next world. From a military prodigy in a magic-tech dystopia… To a sword-wielding devil hunter with a sacred piano(?). I don’t know who I’ll be next—but here’s what I’ve learned: They all expect me to be some legendary hero. I’m not chasing fame or immortality—I’m here to push my limits, master each world, and carve out my own destiny. World 1: Zettai Karen Children: The Unlimited - Hyobu Kyousuke World 2: ??? World 3: ??? and so on... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Releases: every other day at 12 pm CET time Thanks for reading and hope you enjoy :) Discord: https://discord.gg/J59tRxPmj6

Burdened with the survival, facing the threat of pirates and the covetousness of the World Government. Having a Devil Fruit isn't so badly, even if it's a Cellphone type. Downloading ability? Now that's cool, guess I have to create a harem now. Ooh shit, the network is 2g? What the f*ck. ___ Worlds: One Piece, Akame ga Kill, Inuyasha, Overlord, Kimetsu no Yaiba, Re: Zero, Sword Art Online, Toaru Majutsu no Index, Super Seminary, Marvel.....

“What-If Phone Booth descends upon the heavens—then may the multiverse become better for it!” Scene One: The Fifth Emperor Luffy, along with the full Straw Hat crew, appears on the battlefield—returning to the War on the Summit from two years ago! Having once defeated the Yonko of the Hundred Beasts, Kaido, the Fifth Emperor Luffy has now returned to that moment from two years in the past! The Luffy of the present meets the Luffy of two years ago—a fateful reunion of self and growth! Emerging from the flames of death, the Dragon King Sabo returns to the Summit! Two Chief Staff Officers of the Revolutionary Army take the stage simultaneously! Even the Pirate King Gol D. Roger, moments before his execution 22 years ago, descends onto the battlefield! The entire world is shaken to its core! --- Scene Two: The Seventh Hokage descends upon the Hidden Rain Village, rescuing his teacher—once and for all! --- Scene Three: Six Paths Sage Mode Sasuke returns to the Night of the Uchiha Massacre, mercilessly slaying Danzō and the Third Hokage! (What-If Phone Booth is Doraemon's treasure, everyone can search on Google to understand clearly)

[Crack-fic] [Comedy] [Slice of Life] [Warning: Characters might be totally OOC] I got reincarnated into the world of Naruto. But here’s the kicker: I turned into Uzumaki Mizuna—Lady Mito's younger brother—a guy who wasn't even supposed to exist in the canon! Madara: "Hashirama! Do you want to dance too?!" Hashirama: "Then crank the volume up to eleven! Madara!" Immediately after, the two of them whipped out their smartphones and launched the Naruto mobile game to 1v1 each other... This world is messed up: Tsunade is absolutely jacked like a bodybuilder? Jiraiya is actually the Ninja World's #1 best-selling author! Orochimaru is trying to scientifically ascend to godhood? Minato became Hokage just by being the world's fastest food delivery guy? Shino has started breeding mutant parasites? Hinata has gone full-blown Yandere for Naruto? Sakura is basically the Armored Titan with a split personality? Sasuke... needs a safeword? Obito stays up late staring blankly at photos of Kakashi? Kakashi finally has decent Chakra reserves for once? Danzo... [Text cuts off]

Meet Mark, a regular guy who loves reading fanfiction about people ending up in different movies and tv series. Just like those main characters, he now finds himself in the same shoes – his first stop? Dawn of the Dead Remake. Running zombies? Double shit! Lucky for him, he's given a peak human physique and irresistible charm. Now, armed with these gifts and a magical smartphone that can transport him to different movies after the plot wraps, he's ready to live out his fantasy, snatching all the heroines he fancies.

Not a Translation. A guy chokes on a grape, dies, and accidentally gets every power in existence from a ROB too lazy to fix the mistake. Instead of being a hero, he hops between fictional worlds just to be a menace. He sits on Whitebeard's chair while he's in it. Pokes Frieza mid-monologue into orbit. Spoils the entire Uchiha plot at a ramen stand. Puts a "kick me" sign on Madara during a war. Villains hate him. Heroes are confused. He cannot be stopped and he will not be serious.