Well, in some fanfics, Dick might accidentally call Bruce 'Dad' in a really formal bat - related phone call, and Bruce gets all flustered. It's a classic funny moment.
One funny scenario could be when Barbara is on a group call with the batfam. She tries to update everyone on the latest Gotham news, but everyone keeps interrupting her with their own stories. Dick tells a joke about a villain he just faced, Jason complains about his bike, and Tim is talking about a new gadget. The chaos of the phone call is really comical.
In a particular fanfic, Bruce calls Dick in the middle of the night thinking there's an emergency. Dick answers half - asleep and starts mumbling about how he thought Bruce was a villain in his dream. It's a really cute and funny moment.
One funny fanfiction idea could be that Batman gets a wrong - number call from a telemarketer. Instead of hanging up immediately, he starts interrogating the poor telemarketer about their business practices in his deep, intimidating voice, making the telemarketer think they've angered some kind of mob boss.
Well, there could be a scenario where Batman gets a call from the Joker pretending to be in distress. Batman, being the hero he is, rushes to the location only to find a prank waiting for him. Another could be that Batman calls Commissioner Gordon, but there's a mix - up and he ends up talking to a rookie cop who has no idea who he is and keeps asking him for his name and badge number. It's hilarious to imagine Batman's frustration.
One popular batfam fanfic could be 'Family Dynamics'. It explores the complex relationships within the Bat - family in a really interesting way. The characters are well - written and it delves deep into their emotions.
One funny 911 call story is about a woman who called because there was a 'giant' spider in her bathroom. It turned out to be a small, harmless spider, but she was terrified. Another is a man who called 911 because his hamburger from a fast - food place didn't have enough pickles. He thought it was a major emergency. And then there was a kid who called 911 because his sister took his toy. These calls show how some people can misunderstand what constitutes a real emergency.
A really popular 'batfam crack fanfic' is 'The Batfamily's Fashion Fiasco'. It's about a gala where their costumes get all mixed up. Bruce ends up in Dick's old Robin suit, and there are a lot of comical reactions from the other characters. Another interesting one is 'Batfam's Day at the Amusement Park' where their superhero instincts cause all kinds of trouble while they're just trying to have fun.
One funny moment could be when Chopper, the droid, plays a prank on Ezra. Maybe he switches Ezra's lightsaber with a fake one that makes a funny noise instead of the usual hum when activated.
There's the case where a woman got calls from an unknown number. Every time she answered, there was just a long silence followed by a sudden, loud scream. It was so sudden and loud that it made her drop her phone in fright. She ended up getting her phone number changed.
One interesting story could be where Batman gets a call from an old friend who has turned to the dark side, and he has to convince them to come back. Another could be a call from a young vigilante asking for Batman's guidance.
Well, a very common theme is the exploration of power. In criminal Batfam fanfic, the power dynamics within the family change when they are involved in criminal - related situations. For example, who has the authority to make decisions when the family is on the wrong side of the law? Also, redemption is often a theme. Characters who have strayed into criminal behavior may seek to redeem themselves. And secrecy is another key theme. Keeping secrets from each other can be both a cause and a consequence of getting involved in criminal activities in these stories.