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If it hadn't been a misdiagnosis for a terminal illness, she wouldn't have dared to mess with him even if she had ten thousand guts. "Mr. Huo, shall we play a game of heartbeats?" ... The next day, there were two more red booklets. "What... what are these?" "Permits for legally having a second child." And just like that, a single heartbeat game turned her into Mrs. Huo, and from then on, she had a god-like husband and was accompanied by a cute little bun...

So-called Taisu pulse is a form of physiognomy, which can discern nobility and lowliness, foresee auspicious and ominous events, predict misfortune and fortune. Good sir, do you dare to let me feel your pulse? One pulse reading is worth a thousand gold! Look, making money is so easy, isn't it? Ah, phooey! Living two lives, Qin Liuxi's ideal is always to get by without striving for advancement, because in the world, there are always those who are willing to be lazy and not seek progress, and she is fit for such worthless tasks! But when a whole family shows up miserably and pitifully in front of her, Qin Liuxi's days as a slacker are over. Faced with the precarious Qin family in a state of distress, a maid beggar with an empty money box asking for business, Qin Liuxi has no choice but to shoulder the duties of the eldest lady, managing the household, supporting elders, and child-rearing! Qin Liuxi: I clearly got the script as a slacker, who switched it up? A cousin who questions her existence after being scolded by the eldest lady: I feel like the big sister looks at us like we're trouble! Qin Fourth Young Master, who was beaten and taught a lesson by the eldest lady: Be bolder, remove the feeling! Qin Fifth Young Master, who was lectured into a state of introversion by the eldest lady, solemnly counts on his fingers to answer questions about what the big sister is useless at: She can exorcise demons and ghosts, read faces and draw charms, heal and save people. Oh, which one did you ask about? Later, someone asked Qin Liuxi, if life could start over, what would her dream be? Qin Liuxi remained silent for a long time: To not strive for progress and to live for a hundred years!

"Qu Meng'er was born with a silver spoon in her mouth, but her father had tampered with her brakes and ended her life in a car accident. Little did Qu Meng'er expect that her death would make her reborn. When she reopened her eyes, she had become a little bundle, a little bundle born in the 70s that had been discarded after someone wrongly took her away. Qu Meng'er, the abandoned baby, was adopted by the Chen couple. Qu Meng'er also changed her name to Chen Meng'er. Therefore, Chen Meng'er started to live her life anew. She wanted to see what kinds of changes Chen Meng'er would bring to the poverty-stricken Chen family with her personal spatial dimensions, memories and knowledge from her previous life. She also wanted to know how she would be when she came face to face with the members of the Qu family who wanted her to return home. "

Saintess wants to turn me into a sword spirit; the master wants me to be a rebel disciple; the blindfolded sword fairy senior sister wants to make me her slave; the fox from Qingqiu harbors ill intentions; the little dragon girl always drools over me; the princess wants to keep me in the deep palace... All I want is to cultivate immortality, so why do they always have designs on me!? Many years later, someone asks Lu Jin'an what kind of Dao heart supported him to get this far? Lu Jin'an glances at his charming and alluring wives and sighs faintly： "I just wanted freedom."

"Senior brother, brooms can't fly!" "I was thinking a bit of mana would do the trick." "Senior brother, what's the deal with uranium ore and herbs?" "I was thinking I could rub up a nuclear reactor." "……" "How did you manage to do it?" "Nothing's too difficult if you're willing to think it through!" Song Yin addressed his junior brothers, "As long as you think it through, that's enough. Leave the rest to the all-powerful mana. Do you juniors agree?" The junior brothers bowed their heads, "Senior brother is right!"

After a tragic incident, young noble Lucien Lootwell falls into a coma and awakens later with memories from a past life in another world. Once a hardcore gamer, Lucien now finds himself in a fantasy realm where power is measured by strength, status… and the rarity of what you can claim. To his shock, his awakened skill, Drop Rate: MAX, is a broken skill that guarantees items from subjugated targets. While others struggle for scraps, Lucien pulls in legendary weapons, lost tomes and fortune beyond belief. But noble life is far from peaceful. Surrounded by rivals, political vipers and a secret tied to his cheats, Lucien must balance his past life's cunning with his new world’s expectations. As he builds a force from the ground up, one question remains. Was this reincarnation a second chance… or part of a bigger game he’s yet to understand?

Gerade als Ye Fan von einer Goldgräberin verlassen wurde, erhielt er einen Anruf aus dem Krankenhaus. Er hätte nie erwartet, dass er vor zehn Monaten in einer schicksalhaften Nacht mit seiner Angebeteten Bai Susu etwas Unsagbares getan hatte... Von diesem Moment an betrat er den Pfad eines hingebungsvollen Vaters... Seine Frau verwöhnen, seine Kinder verhätscheln... Grenzenlose Zuneigung! "Hallo, Herr Ye Fan, Ihre Frau steht kurz vor der Geburt im Krankenhaus, eilen Sie herbei, um die Papiere zu unterzeichnen!" Eine dringende Stimme ertönte aus dem Telefon. "Was, was ist los, Kind und Frau?" Ye Fan war in diesem Moment völlig verwirrt. ... Gerade verlassen worden, dann klopfte seine größte Schwärmerei an seine Tür. Von da an machte er sich auf den Weg, seine Frau zu verwöhnen, seine Kinder zu verhätscheln, grenzenlos! Sie feierten eine große Hochzeit, die ganze Stadt feierte das Liebesfest mit! Wie es heißt, sollte man gute Dinge gemeinsam teilen, nicht allein! Also lasst uns alle gemeinsam das Liebesfest genießen!

This book features a slice-of-life style with minimal system presence, welcome to enjoy. [Theoretically, this system can target any cognitive being in the universe.] [After selecting a target, the host will randomly acquire the target's skill level and talent.] [When the target is of the same gender, skill experience acquisition speed +50%, skill level cap -50%.] [When the target is of a different species, trigger 404 aura, skill experience acquisition speed +100%, instant death probability +99%.] [After a failed targeting, the punishment mechanism is activated, halving the host's basic stats, entering an absolute weak state, and resetting skill levels.] Traversing into this world, Bai Chuan Ze Ping observes this problematic system, then looks at the top student and beautiful girl of the class... Hmm, perhaps... this classmate could be a fine learning companion. PS: This book is also known as "My Talent Comes from My Girlfriend."

Lin Chuan, ein kämpfender Schriftsteller, erhielt endlich seinen goldenen Finger – das Berufserfahrungssystem. Zufällig einen Beruf erleben; nach Abschluss der Erfahrung werden Romane basierend auf Lin Chuans Erlebnissen generiert. Aber Lin Chuan stellte fest, dass die Berufe, die er erlebte, alle viel zu zwielichtig waren! Betrüger, Der Attentäter, Hacker, Goldberührungskapitän... Entsprechende Romane entstanden: „Betrüger“, „Hacker Königreich“, „Berührung Gold Notizen“ und weitere wurden ins Leben gerufen. Ehe er sichs versah, wurden seine Werke populär. Ausgewählte Leserkommentare: „Dieses Buch beschreibt die Dinge zu realistisch, das ist definitiv eine Autobiografie!“ „Gestehen Sie, gestehe ich, und Herr Lin landet früher oder später im Gefängnis.“ „Autor Lin Chuan (×), Verdächtiger Herr Lin (√)“ Unerwarteterweise ist die Prophezeiung der Leser wahr geworden! Die Polizei tauchte auf: „Wir verdächtigen Sie, an schweren illegalen und kriminellen Aktivitäten beteiligt zu sein!“ Lin Chuan: „Häh?“ Die Polizei: „Die Verbrechen in Ihren Romanen, das sind Ihre tatsächlichen Taten, oder?“ Vor Lin Chuans Augen wurde es schwarz. Geliefert, ich habe mich selbst auf die Wache geschrieben, aber ich bin wirklich kein Tatverdächtiger!!!!!!

"Five years and that's all you have to say to me?" he asked. Standing so close she could taste his breath. She wanted to move away from him. But she didn't want him to know just how much he affected her. So she stood right there. She wasn't going to let him intimidate her. "Well... Is there anything else you want me to say?" she asked The side of his mouth moved upwards. He was smiling? Why the hell was he smiling like that? She thought. She didn't remember saying anything funny. "You left... Kitty" he said. "I asked you to stay... Begged you to stay... And you left anyways.. With him. And now you come back... Acting like everything is okay between us...?" There was something about him... She thought. Something about the way he called her 'Kitty' that made her heart flip. He was the only one who called her that. She hadn't even realized how much she missed him calling her that. "You shouldn't have gone with him". He said. "Oh really? Why not? Because you didn't want me to?" she asked. She was starting to get angry. "Yeah that's right" he replied. "And because of what you felt for me -what we felt for each other. When I came near you, you felt an excitement so intense that you ceased to breathe --like you are feeling right now. You wanted me just as much as I wanted you. And that should have been enough to make you stay"