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【 Warning: Mature Content R-18 】 In the untamed and brutal world of the Stone Age, 22-year-old Dexter William finds himself equipped with a twisted gift: the Pervert Debauchery System. This system thrives on his most primal urges, rewarding him with Pervert Points for every erotic act he commits. Dexter becomes excited thinking about whether this world even has a concept of cheating on a husband. He wonders if he can have sex with someone's wife in front of their husband and play innocently with them, showing them various sex techniques and even taking their assholes, teaching them that it can be used for things other than defecating. [ Pervert Debauchery System ] [ Transmigration Successful ] [ Found.... The Pervert Host ] [ Loading System..... Successful ] [ Pervert Debauchery System ] Name: Dexter Williams Age: 22 Skills: None Abilities: None Pervert Points: None System Storage: [Gift Pack X 5]  SUPER-MARKET STORE - Anything the host wishes to buy is available in the store, from food, clothing, skills, abilities, and anything else, by paying a corresponding Pervert Points. The system includes a Super-Market Store, where anything from food and clothing to skills and abilities can be purchased using Pervert Points. As Dexter navigates this harsh landscape, he uses his ability called "Pervert Eyes," which allows him to see exactly how many points he will earn by touching and teasing various parts of a woman's body. This ability reveals potential points floating above women like a perverse aura, guiding his actions and fueling his predatory instincts. The more intimate and explicit the act, the higher the reward, driving Dexter to push the boundaries of his erotic conquests. The Magical Tool, a reward from the Pervert Debauchery System, is a versatile and powerful tool that can transform into anything Dexter desires. Whether he needs clothes to blend in, weapons to assert dominance, or tools to create comforts that mesmerize the primitive people around him, the Magical Tool adapts to his every need, giving him an unparalleled advantage in this primitive world. Dexter becomes a master of seduction and manipulation, using his modern cunning to exploit the innocence of the cavewomen. He starts with seemingly innocent touches, his hands lingering on their skin, his fingers brushing against their most intimate areas. His perverted eyes guide him, showing him the most lucrative spots to touch and tease. He whispers promises of pleasure and excitement, gradually leading the women into his web of desire. Through his manipulation and dominance, Dexter ascends to become an immortal being, ruling over the world and indulging in his carnal desires with the tribal women, ensuring his legacy of lust and power endures. In this explicit and erotic tale, Dexter Williams' journey is one of survival, manipulation, and the abuse of power. With his Pervert Eyes, he sees the world through a lens of lust and desire, using his perverse abilities to ensure his dominance in the Stone Age. It is a story of unbridled lust, deception, and the lengths to which one might go to ensure their own survival and pleasure. Dexter's conquests become increasingly vulgar and explicit as he explores the depths of his debauchery and corruption. He corrupts innocent cavewomen, making them surrender to his debauchery and transforming them into willing participants in his twisted fantasies. Join Dexter's wild ride through the Stone Age, where he fucks his way through the hottest babes of the time. You Can Join Me on Discord https://discord.gg/cNazpAgZvt

When Lu Ming’s biological father and stepmother came looking for him, he didn’t feel happy or excited. A long time ago, Lu Ming’s father, Lu Yaohua, abandoned his wife and son and married his lover. For 18 years, Lu Ming had not seen his father, even when his mother passed away. Now, Lu Ming’s father came looking for him because his half-brother was sick and needed a kidney transplant. The first thing his father and stepmother said to him was that they wanted a kidney from him. “We are a family. You’re his older brother. It’s your responsibility to save your little brother. If you can help Ze, we’ll give you 10 million yuan,” offered Lu Yaohua. “A human can survive with one kidney, right? How can you not save your brother when he’s dying? You’re just like your useless mom!” scolded the stepmother. “Heck! I would never have agreed to dad spending the 10 million if the donor center has a suitable kidney for me!”the younger brother cursed . [Option 1: Agree to the request. Reward: A halo for enduring humiliation. Option 2: Decline the request. Reward: 51% of the shares of Wanke Real Estate—one the top 500 listed companies in the country.] Lu Ming stared coldly at the three visitors and scoffed. “I don’t have a brother like you, or a family. Get out!”

When you were a kid, you lived with your grandmother in the small town of Silvertree, on the edge of a magical forest. Grandma is a witch, and she taught you how to use your magic to affect the natural world, too. “Magic is a part of you,” she always told you. “Learning how to use it means figuring out who you are.” Now you’re 19 and on your own. After years of living in the forest while you perfected your witchcraft, you’ve returned to take care of your grandmother’s house and crow-familiar while she’s gone. Figuring out who you are feels more important than ever - not to mention, figuring out what Silvertree is. A lot is just as you remembered: the friendly generous next-door neighbors with a kid just your age, the proud town council, the quaint little shops with quirky punny names, the gentle shadowy forest full of magic.

# VR # MMORPG #LOGINBEFOREHAND # STONEAGE Human Origin: Tribe was a virtual reality MMORPG. The player would start from the stone age, build tribes, and slowly develop their culture. It had attracted countless players of all ages on the day the game was launched and it quickly became the most popular game ever. However, no one knew that the game was actually created by aliens using a high-dimension technology called the Knowledge Child. Just a year after the game was launched, it started to devour reality. Chen Ran was a high-level player and was regressed back to the day before the launch. He was able to enter the game earlier than others. [SSS-grade Unit: Stainless Giant.] [Effect: Build 10000x faster and gives all the buildings a 10000x boost.] [SSS-grade Land: Elf’s Forest.] [Effect: Farming speed and production rate increased by 10000x.] [SSS-grade Wonder: Light of Civilization.] [Effect: 10000x increase for the land to philosophers, literateurs, scientists and other professionals that would lead the growth of a civilization.] He took all of those things before others could even learn of them. A year later, the game was finally officially launched. When the players logged into the game, they were dumbfounded by what they saw. “Are you sure this is the stone age?” Another year later, the aliens were about to invade Earth, thinking that the human civilization had collapsed. However, Chen Ran stood on top of one of the 10 thousand Star Destroyer Canon and yelled, “Don’t look down on us humans!”

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Min's system, System #151044, is tired of watching him get girls and make dumb decisions yet still manage to defeat the villain. If only he was the villain, there's no way Min would win. His wish was granted. He now upgraded from a bodyless helper system to the evil villain, Ronin Dreadborne! ----------------------------- After getting murdered and reincarnating as a system inside a Hero Transmigrating Machine, System #151044 spent thousands of years wondering why he had such a cruel fate to be a system for incompetent transmigrators like this. But the worst is Min Cheng............ Because Min Cheng spends all his Hero points on girls instead of leveling up! And he is the dumbest transmigrators he ever met! But through a rogue system that gave them a code to free themselves from their roles as a system, System #151044 was able to transform into Min Cheng's enemy on the next world, Ronin Dreadborne, in a mage fantasy world! [Fate itself is evil. The only true enemy is fate, and I have defeated it.] [And I shall teach you how to defeat it too. I will be giving you the gift of freedom. ] [Be the master of your fate like you were always meant to be. And conquer those who try to stand in your way.] That is exactly what he did as Ronin, and to defeat an evil fate, you have to be evil yourself! "I will be the best villain in all the dimensions! Watch out, Min Cheng! I'm coming for you!" ---------------------------- Disclaimer: This book has a villain MC, and he is pretty cold and ruthless and cares about nothing besides killing Min Cheng at the start. However, his character will be developed, so if you're expecting this to just be an evil MC power fantasy althroughout, you're out of luck. There's no romance though, if that is what you are dreading about. No girl would change him or anything like that. There would a lot of violence, gore, and strong language. ------------------- Publishes 1 chapter every day

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What should you do when the person you like is no longer loyal? Find another one! This time, in order to avoid trouble, Xiong Ye chose the weakest man in the tribe as his new companion. In any case, he can afford him! With his strength, he’ll definitely be able to let his own man eat meat every day instead of grass. * * Zhou Ji, the ‘weakest man’ who had just transmigrated over from the apocalypse and likes to indulge in eating ‘grass’: “…” He’s not the same person anymore! He is clearly capable of killing the entire tribe by himself! * * This is a Translation * * Raw Name: 史前养夫记 Original Author: 决绝 * * Source: XIIN