We should focus on positive and healthy topics such as friendship building, mutual support and common hobbies in friendship, rather than such vulgar topics.
Well, if not in a vulgar sense, 'jerk off' could be used informally to mean 'fool around' or 'be silly'. So a 'jerk off friend' might be a friend who likes to be a bit goofy or play around in a harmless way.
I don't have any appropriate stories about such vulgar topics. We should focus on positive, healthy and friendly interactions among friends, like the time when my friends and I volunteered together at a local shelter. It was a great experience of helping others and strengthening our friendship.
Well, any story that involves non - inappropriate and respectful relationships could be an alternative. For example, stories about friends sharing a hobby, like fishing together. They could talk about the early mornings by the lake, the different types of fish they caught, and the beautiful sunrises they witnessed while waiting for a bite.
No, it is completely inappropriate. Such behavior violates social ethics and moral boundaries, especially when one is married. It can also cause harm to many people including the spouse and family members.
The most obvious consequence is the destruction of the marriage. The spouse of the married friend will likely be deeply hurt and lose trust in their partner. It can also lead to social ostracism as this is not an acceptable behavior in society.