Yes, you are a bit of a jerk. Sharing food, especially in a coworker setting, can be a friendly gesture. It helps build camaraderie in the workplace. If it was just a one - off and you had a good reason like it was your only meal for the day, it might be understandable, but generally, it's a nice thing to do.
It really depends on the circumstances. If you were in a huge hurry, like you had an emergency or were about to be late for an extremely important meeting, it might be more understandable. But if it was just a normal day and you just wanted the convenience of that spot, then yes, you're being a jerk.
However, not all girls would be attracted. It depends on personal interests. If a girl is more into romance or adventure stories that don't involve this type of character, she may not be interested in 'brother jerk stories' at all. There are so many different genres and themes in literature and storytelling, and everyone has their own preferences.
It's not normal in the sense that it goes against the usual types of media consumption. But rather than jumping to conclusions, it's important to communicate with her. Maybe she stumbled upon these stories accidentally and didn't realize how strange they seem. You need to find out her real motivation behind watching them through communication.
I don't have any appropriate stories about such vulgar topics. We should focus on positive, healthy and friendly interactions among friends, like the time when my friends and I volunteered together at a local shelter. It was a great experience of helping others and strengthening our friendship.
One jerk circle story could be set at a family reunion. The family members, young and old, decided to create a jerk circle. They started sharing stories of family traditions that had been lost over the years. Some told about how their grandparents used to make special holiday treats in a very unique way that no one does anymore. Others shared about old family games that were long forgotten. It was a great way for the family to bond and learn more about their family history.
Well, a 'circle jerk story' might be a situation in an office. There's a team that always pats themselves on the back for every little thing they do. They think they are doing great all the time, but in reality, they are not really achieving much. They just keep saying how wonderful their work is among themselves, and it becomes a kind of closed - off cycle of self - congratulation.