There's a little mouse who was always afraid of the cat. One day, he saw the cat wearing sunglasses. He thought the cat was a new, cool mouse - friendly cat. So he went up to the cat. But of course, the cat caught him. The moral - just because someone looks different doesn't mean they've changed their nature. It's a simple story - based joke that can teach kids a little life lesson too.
A good short jokes story is often concise. For example, it gets to the punchline quickly like the joke 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.' There's no long build - up.
Well, one interesting part could be the unique characters in the stories. They often have strange but endearing quirks that make the stories memorable.
There was a man who went to a pet store. He asked the clerk if he had any parrots. The clerk said yes, and showed him a beautiful parrot. The man asked, 'Does it talk?' The clerk said, 'Sure, who do you think you're talking to?' This joke is funny because it tricks the listener into thinking the clerk is just being sassy, but then you realize he's actually referring to the parrot in a clever way. It has a bit of a story setup that makes the punchline more effective.
There were novels similar to Cold Jokes:
Book of Troubled Times, Author: Ji Cha
2:"Spiritual Realm Walker", Author: Xiao Langjun
3: The Tang's Table, Author: Jie and 2
4."King of Familiars", Author: Light Spring Flowing Sound
Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation, Author: Mi Tian Building
National Forensic Medicine, Author: Zhiniao Village
7:"Wait, Heroine." Author: Guan Guan Gongzi
8: Mantang Colorful, Author: Weird Cousin
9:"Hidden Dead Corner", Author: Get Lost
Final Divine Duty, Author: Tuoba Goudan
Beyond Time, Author: Er Gen
"This Game Is Too Real." Author: Chen Xing LL
Red Heart Sky Patrol, Author: What's the Matter?
Ring of Destiny, Author: Squid Who Loves to Dive
National Master of Ming Dynasty, Author: West Lake Encountered Rain
Choose a Day to Ascend, Author: Otaku Pig
17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth?" Author: What's Wrong?
Deep Sea Ember, Author: Yuantong
Chapter 19: Cultivation in the Chaotic World of Demonic Martial Arts, Author: Wenplagiarism
20:"Who told him to cultivate!" Author: The Whitest Crow
The following is a detailed introduction of these novels:
1."Book of Troubled Times":"Book of Troubled Times" is a novel with a martial arts theme. The author, Ji Cha, uses a unique harem writing style to show us a world full of chivalry and affection. The story began with the protagonist, a college student, repeatedly falling into the same strange dream. In order to solve the mystery of this dream, he went to a supernatural divination shop and accidentally transmigrated to a village that was about to be destroyed. In this strange world, the protagonist was forced to join the Demon Sect and began his journey of survival.
The plot of this novel was tightly paced, and the plot was full of ups and downs, making it difficult for people to stop. The author, Ji Cha, was very good at portraying the characters. Whether it was the wise and decisive male lead or the female leads, each character had a vivid personality and left a deep impression on people. Especially the interaction with the beauty, the author described it very vividly and interestingly. The story incorporated some humorous elements, as well as details that imperceptibly made the world more real, allowing the protagonist to walk further in his heart.
The setting of this novel was very interesting, and the description of the dungeon was also very good. It was just that the protagonist's cheat was a little too big, and he almost crushed all the way through, which might make some readers feel a little dull. But overall,"Book of Troubled Times" was a novel that was worth reading, especially for those readers who liked Wuxia. This book would definitely bring a different reading experience.
2.<<Spirit Realm Walker>>: From ancient times to the present, it is rumored that there is a Spirit Realm in the world.
Regarding the Spirit Realm, there were many different opinions among the famous people of the past dynasties.
"From Qi to Tang, the mountains are desolate and the spirit realm is lonely. Few people visit."
"Spirit Realm is hard to come by, but Ghost Craftsmen are hard to come by."
3:"The Tang's Table": A book by the great historical Platinum God Jie Yu 2, a story of the Tang Dynasty. The description of food in the book is very good, making people's appetite increase. The style is still consistent. The author seems to have been narrating his own thoughts to people. If he agrees, it will be regarded as a masterpiece. If not, it will be abandoned. However, it is still worth reading. Strongly recommended.
4."King of Familiars": The author was very familiar with the character design and plot control. Every character was vivid and lifelike. Many characters, including the main character and supporting characters, were very impressive. Especially the deep writing skills, which made the plot go up and down smoothly.
Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation: Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation is a fascinating novel. The story began when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world and became the son of a villain, but fate brought him all kinds of challenges and adventures. The story was full of black humor and humorous elements, making people laugh. The setting of the world view was also very attractive, making people want to continue reading. The author's writing was smooth, the plot was compact, and the characters were vivid. Especially the protagonist's growth and self-cultivation. Overall, this book was worth reading. It was recommended to readers who liked to fight with wits, be funny, and have a system.
National Forensic Medicine: National Forensic Medicine is an eye-catching novel. The author, Bird Pig, showed his unique talent in this subject matter, bringing a new reading experience to the readers. Compared with other forensic novels, this book showed more innovation and breakthroughs, leaving a deep impression on people. The author's description was exquisite and vivid, making people feel as if they were in the story and felt the hardships and persistence of the forensic doctor. At the same time, the book also incorporated some social and historical elements, making the story richer and more deeply rooted in people's hearts. Overall, National Forensics was a novel worth reading. It gave people a lot of inspiration and thought.
7:"Heroine, Wait": My favorite Guan Guan's latest work, he's here! The genre didn't change. Whether it was the plot or the character drawing, it had clearly improved a lot. It made my reading flow smoothly. The fighting scene was off! More storylines can give us more to watch and discuss, enrich the entire novel, and let the heroine reach a higher level. My aesthetic sense is always on the line, comforting my fragile little heart. The cute bird vowed to be the strongest king. Without her, this family will fall apart sooner or later! A different style, a different character, let's get drunk together!
8."Mantang Colorful Colors":"Mantang Colorful Colors" was a work that traveled through the Tianbao period of Emperor Xuanzong. It cut into civil cases and portrayed the struggle between the Crown Prince and Li Linfu. This novel stood out among the time-travel novels in recent years. It was highly praised for its intricate plot design and its description of the shadow behind the Tang Dynasty. However, the relatively flat character and the female character's over-reliance on the male protagonist were its obvious flaws. Even so, the author still showed considerable talent in the aspects of character description, detailed description of the ecology of the prosperous Tang Dynasty, and plot design. Especially when the transmigrator's soul had entered the Great Tang, the intense opening had left a deep impression on everyone. He hoped that the author would be able to take his future works to the next level and amaze the readers even more.
9."Hidden Dead Corner": A novel with some suspense atmosphere. This book definitely has the potential to become a classic IP. From the content of the current update, it is a crime solving novel with a suspense atmosphere. The plot concept is not bad. I recommend it.
"Final Divine Duty":"Final Divine Duty" was an outstanding sci-fi ancient martial arts mecha novel. The author used a relaxed style and combat setting to combine the three elements of martial arts and artificial bodies, bringing a new reading experience to the readers. The writing style of this book was smooth, and the author's writing level was obviously not at the level of a newcomer. The setting of the world view was very good. There were various concepts and factions, and the timing of the introduction was just right. There was no feeling of changing the map rigidly. The main character was decisive and left a deep impression on everyone. Overall, this was a pretty good Deep Blue genre novel. I recommend it to readers who like sci-fi and ancient martial arts mecha.
"Beyond Time":"Beyond Time" is a Xianxia version of a wasteland cultivation novel. The author, Er Gen, described a cultivation world full of changes in the book. In this world, the place where the gods opened their eyes turned into a forbidden area, and the protagonist survived in this dangerous environment. The protagonist of the story obtained a piece of amethyst that could dissolve foreign substances, allowing him to embark on the path of cultivation. In the process of cultivation, the protagonist displayed a decisive and cautious personality. Although he was lonely inside, he still met someone who warmed his heart.
In this new work, Er Gen showed his excellent writing skills. The characters were vividly portrayed, the wording was beautiful, and the artistic conception was profound. The story was closely related to the previous work, I Want to Seal the Heavens, and formed a grand world of Xianxia. I strongly recommend Beyond Time. I believe readers will gain inspiration and insight from it.
"This Game Is Too Real": Moving bricks, running errands, picking up trash, delivering packages…The company can at most let you experience the hardships of 996, but here you can experience the super double 007.
Alright, let's cut the crap. The great manager has called me to move bricks.
That lord said that as long as we work hard and offer our livers, he will be able to get a new set of power armors next month. Then, he will bring us to a brand new map and pick up more trash in the vast wasteland!
……
Chu Guang, who had transmigrated to the Wasteland World, discovered that he had unlocked the Sanctuary System and could summon creatures called "players" from the parallel world.
From that day on, the entire wasteland was not proper.
13."Red Heart Sky Patrol": Not a systematic book. If you're tired of reading the routine, you can read this book. It's written in a traditional way. The style is very good. It was the author's first time writing an online novel, so the plot was not perfect. It was very realistic.
Ranking index:
14: Ring of Destiny: (in series)
After defeating the cat, we welcomed the noodles with soy sauce.
After Ke Meow was scared by the witch, the noodles were scared by the boy.
In the second part of the Lord of the Mysteries, Ke had released the old immigrants (transmigrators) hanging from Sefirah Castle. This was the rhythm of causing trouble. The apocalypse was approaching. What had the curly-haired baboons at the Kangkang Research Institute done?
He continued to cultivate his books…
"The Great Ming State Preceptor":"The Great Ming State Preceptor" is a fascinating novel. The story was centered around the protagonist Jiang Xing Huo's nine lifetimes, showing the process of his return to the modern world for eternal life. The author cleverly described the protagonist's experience. There was no messy system or holy mother b * tch. The plot was tight and there was not much of a mess. Especially the plot similar to the official residence, the author cleverly avoided the suspicion of plagiarism, making people feel novel and interesting. The emotional scenes in this book were also better than those in the first grade. The author even deliberately avoided it, giving people a sense of mystery. The characters in the book, such as Ma Sanbao and Yao Guangxiao, were vivid and inspiring. The plot of Jiang Xinghuo's lecture in prison was even more irresistible. This book was not just a historical novel. It also incorporated hardcore knowledge such as economics, politics, and management, allowing people to gain inspiration from reading. If you like history and hardcore knowledge, then this book is definitely a good book that you can't miss.
As a snake hunter, Xu Ying had always been honest and diligent until this day when he caught a different snake...
On the first day of the third month, incense was burning everywhere in the Divine Land. The statues that protected the villages, towns, cities, and counties woke up one after another to enjoy the sacrifices of the people.
However, from that day onwards, the world was in chaos.
"Who's in Love After Rebirth?" This "Who's in Love After Rebirth?" is an addictive novel. It brings readers blind spots beyond imagination and warm little things that happen around them. The main character's personality was also likable, making people unable to wait to continue chasing after him. The characters in this book were also very good. Everyone had flesh and blood, not just tools. The story took place when a 40-year-old worker was reborn and had just finished his college entrance examination. He had been seduced by a green tea girl for 6.7 years in high school and university. Then, he suddenly woke up and a new plot appeared. This book was full of jokes and happy elements. There were many natural jokes in each chapter, which made people feel very happy. In general, the writing style and story of this book were very strong. The author combined the web novel routine with the ancient style writing style quite well, and he was especially good at digging holes, making people unable to stop. I strongly recommend this book. It is definitely a good book that cannot be missed.
"Deep Sea Ember" is an unforgettable novel. The author brought the readers into a wonderful world full of horror and humor with his unique punk style. The protagonist of the story, Captain Duncan, and his crew, as well as the various strange things they encountered, made people laugh. Under the pen of the big eye, the terrifying scene became funny, and the existence of Captain Duncan also gave the reader a sense of security. Whether it was scary or funny, the author grasped it just right, making people unable to stop. This book is highly recommended!
19."Cultivation in the Chaos of the Demonic Martial World":"Cultivation in the Chaos of the Demonic Martial World" is a novel that people look forward to. The author attracted the readers with his unique style and plot. The main story was about immortal cultivation, combining the elements of the infinite path and the cultivation of immortals. The protagonist accidentally transmigrated to the world of cultivation in the public examination hall and became a spirit farmer at the third qi layer. In this Demon Martial World, he was not weak. He had the ability to collect all kinds of resources to arm himself. At the beginning, there was a feeling of two worlds being reversed. There would definitely be other worlds in the future. The author's writing was smooth, and the plot was traditional and attractive. Overall, this was a novel that was worth reading.
"Who told him to cultivate!" Xianxia Le Ziwen didn't have a deep hatred. He had a strong background and was talented. However, the style of the whole team was wrong. It was obviously very serious, but it was serious and funny.
You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.
Here is a nice one. Little Johnny was in class and the teacher asked, 'If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny replied, 'Seven.' The teacher said, 'No, listen carefully. If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Seven.' The teacher was getting frustrated. 'Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Six.' The teacher said, 'Good, now if I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more, how many would you have?' Little Johnny said, 'Seven.' The teacher said, 'Johnny, how do you get seven?' Johnny said, 'Because I already have a cat at home!' It's a simple story - like joke that kids can understand and find funny.
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples:
1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms."
2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile."
3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses."
4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess."
A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me."
I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!