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The Invincible Full-Moon System

The Invincible Full-Moon System

The sinful acts of humanity bring forth a great calamity upon themselves, or so they thought. Supernatural Emergence happened. Supernatural creatures start to come out of nowhere and forcefully claim half of the Earth and massacre any humans that cross their paths. All of them are too powerful, dozens of countries fall under their diabolic claws. Humanity was pushed against the corner. But things started to turn around when humanity began to awaken magical powers. Awakened is the name for those who awaken these powers blessed by the Gods, and they become the pillars of humanity. Rex Silverstar is a normal boy who has a traumatic experience. On the day of the Supernatural Emergence, a Werewolf takes everything he has. He lost his family and his home, left alone in this cruel world. What drives him to live every day is his deep hatred towards the Supernaturals. Joining the military in the hope of helping exterminate the Supernaturals from an early age, he found out that it's impossible to kill the Werewolf that was responsible for killing his parents without being an Awakened. On a fateful night, in a near-death experience, he's given a chance by the full moon. It was the turning point of his life. Obtaining a System that allows him to become stronger, having the potential to match and surpass the Supernaturals, Rex was ecstatic until he saw his stats window. "I'M NOT A WEREWOLF!!" "Daily quest failed, sanity stat has been decreased by 20%!" "Sanity stat is too low, you are unable to contain the blood moon blessing!" "Starting forceful transformation!" "WHAT?! I'm a human! What transformation?!" "You are overwhelmed with bloodlust!" ----- Join my discord: https://discord.gg/cg6a5sBkpJ Support me here: https://ko-fi.com/mrboogey13 ----- I do not own the cover of the book, if you made it and want to take it down just say so and I will immediately change it.
Fantasy
1966 Chs
The Lost Moon of silver

The Lost Moon of silver

"Please, I have to go home." That's what I told the man in front of me. I begged him to let me go, but in my heart, I pray he never will.  How crazy is that? How can I feel safer with a stranger I've just met than the man who was supposed to love me until death? Why does he look at me like I'm the most beautiful thing in the world? Does he see the bruises? Is that why he's doing this? I should've never left the house, but I couldn't let him win. Not this time, but I hadn't counted on this. "He'll never hurt you again." I want to believe those words, but I don't know if I can. What if I'm going crazy? What if it's all a dream, and I wake up in the nightmare that's my life? I shouldn't trust him, but gods, why does his voice affect me like this? Why does he smell like lightning storms and heather? "Nefretiri? Do you know what a mate is?" No, he didn't just say that! Life isn't supposed to be this dark. That's what Nefretiri Jordans believed until her world came crumbling down. Her marriage was now a game of slave and master, and she would never win. Not when her husband was cruel enough to bring his mistresses to the house and act like Nefra was nothing more than a servant. She wants to run, but she can't. He'll never let her go, especially not with their new daughter. So, she has no choice but to live in hell and do her best to stay sane. Unfortunately, that line of sanity suddenly breaks when Ricky goes too far, and Nefra makes a stupid choice. After all, it's just a cake. Who cared about that?  Fate has a cruel sense of humor, and Nefra quickly learns that nothing is by chance. So, what started as a painful but necessary trip to the store turned into an unexpected adventure.  After all, she never put mate on her shopping list. Not that it mattered to Ivan. The Alpha of the Sebryanny Kinzhal pack from Colorado who's slowly coming back from a year of hell. All he wanted was to find peace and figure out what he was supposed to do with his life. The moon goddess had an answer, and she set him up to find the one thing he needed to be saved.  So, when Nefra crashed into his truck and he saw her, Ivan knew she was his destiny. Unfortunately for him, she's not on board and seems to belong to someone else. If Ivan wants Nefretiri to be his, he'll need to do more than earn her trust. Dark secrets are waiting to devour both of them, and more than one enemy is watching in the shadows to claim what both unknowingly hold.  Somehow, they must get past their pain to find each other and build something neither believed was possible again. Finally, it's time to put the cards on the table and bet it all. If they win, their lives will be more than either of them could ever dream, but if they lose, the darkness will destroy more than one life.
Fantasy
1060 Chs
Signing-In: The Lazy Moon Goddess

Signing-In: The Lazy Moon Goddess

Yue Xuexia is just an ordinary salted fish that rarely lives in her house, but suddenly one day she woke up, received a sign-in system, and thought she was dreaming. The sign-in system rewarded her with multiple things, including houses, money, cars, and talent scrolls, which led her to the life of the richest lady in the world. She could sign in once a day. One morning, with her eyes groggily and blurry, Xuexia was welcomed by a holographic screen only she could see. Yes, like the ones in the novels and manga. Ding! Xuexia waves her hand in the empty air and mumbles, "Noisy, I told you to turn off the damn alarm, whoever owns it!" When a robotic voice lingered near her ears saying, Signed in successfully. Congratulations to the host, and you've received [1 Million RMB in cash!] Xuexia, who is currently in need of great money, was in disbelief as she looked at the words one million and laughed. "Heh~ even in my dream, I was wishing to receive free money. What nonsense, let's go back to sleep. Yue Xuexia was about to close her eyes back to sleep when the old touch screen phone near her pillow vibrates. Bzzt~ Bzzzzzt~ "Urg~ who the hell is calling now?" complained Yue Xuexia in her half-asleep state. She picked up the phone only to see a message notification saying the following words: [Your bank card account ending with 5567 had received a deposit transfer from XXXX at 6:45 am. You had received a 1 million deposit and your current saving balance is 1,003,000.00 RMB (Autumn Field landbank)] Yue Xuaxia mumbled in disbelief and said, "Fucking hell! This is awesome." Who doesn’t like free things?~' This lady wants it too!!!
Urban
881 Chs
Can you share a funny moon story?
Once upon a time, the moon decided to play a trick on the Earth. It hid behind a big cloud just as a group of astronomers were about to study it closely. The astronomers were so frustrated, but then the moon peeked out and made them all laugh with its sudden appearance. It was like the moon was having a little joke on them.
3 answers
2024-11-17 17:17
The moon on the sea is funny
The following are some funny versions of the couplet: 1. The moon is bright on the sea, and you miss Chang'e. 2. The moon was bright on the sea, and Chang'e stole the elixir. 3. The moon was bright on the sea, and he was focused on reading e-books. 4. The moon was bright on the sea, but unfortunately, it was covered by the clouds. 5. The bright moon was born on the sea, but there was no sun and no mink. 6. The bright moon shone on the sea, and the warmth was all due to the body's fat.
1 answer
2026-06-25 20:25
The bright moon on the sea is funny
Among the reference materials, there was a comic called " Comedy Crosstalk: A Bright Moon on the Sea," but there was no more information on why it was funny. Just from the title, it seemed to combine " A Bright Moon on the Sea " with the form of comedy performance. It was possible that the crosstalk content had a humorous interpretation of " A Bright Moon on the Sea ", created interesting plots, or made humorous jokes. However, due to the lack of specific crosstalk content, it was difficult to know exactly what was funny. In addition, from the other information given, he did not find any more content related to the joke of " A Bright Moon on the Sea."
1 answer
2026-06-29 11:51
The Moon in the Sea by Funny Spoiler
Moon in the Sea was a popular novel in the Republic of China. The protagonist, Mei Zhoujun, was a rich young master. During his studies abroad, he was forced to go to a troupe to perform abroad and met with Gong1 and Gong3. After returning to China, he had dealings with the rich young master Gong2 (Gong2 had other identities). Offensive 1 was the affectionate and ruthless type, Offensive 2 was the gentle and evil type, and Offensive 3 was Offensive 1's younger brother. The author combined the situation at that time into the plot of the novel. The ending of the novel was open. Some people thought it was be, but others thought it was still with the Lu brothers.
1 answer
2026-01-10 08:28
What are some elements that can make a moon story funny?
Funny characters can make a moon story great. For instance, a clumsy alien who is supposed to be in charge of the moon's orbit but keeps getting it wrong. He might accidentally push the moon closer to the Earth and then scramble to fix it. Another element is unexpected events. Imagine the moon starts singing a song one day and all the planets are shocked. And cultural references can also be funny. If in the story, the moon is compared to a famous comedian's face or is made to act like a well - known comical character from a story, it can bring out the humor.
1 answer
2024-11-18 00:41
Why are sun and moon comics funny?
Maybe it's because of the unique and hilarious characters or the unexpected plot twists.
1 answer
2025-04-13 23:28
How funny is the Moon Knight comic?
Overall, the Moon Knight comic is quite funny. The characters' interactions and the witty dialogues add a lot of charm. There are also some funny visual gags that enhance the entertainment value.
2 answers
2025-06-01 22:25
What makes the cartoon moon funny?
It could be the unique expressions or actions of the moon in the cartoon that make it funny.
2 answers
2025-06-14 14:36
Why are Moon Knight comics funny?
The humor in Moon Knight comics often comes from the unexpected situations and witty banter between characters.
2 answers
2025-10-23 11:46
What makes the Moon Knight comics funny?
The humor in Moon Knight comics often comes from his quirky personality and unexpected situations he finds himself in.
2 answers
2025-04-03 23:13
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