funny white elephant stories

He was the man she loved deeply, but he refused to marry her, leaving her heartbroken. Five years later, a cute child wearing a suit appeared on TV, saying, "Look, I'm imitating the world's richest man!" After watching the TV program, she was startled and immediately called her best friend, asking, "Where is my son?" Her friend replied, "He's asleep next to me." She looked at the little boy on TV and was lost in thought: The child's age, appearance, expression, and mannerisms are identical to her son's! How could there be two babies in the world who are identical to each other?

The once most powerful ancient forbidden divine art, the Ancient Dragon Elephant Technique has been lost for millions upon millions of years. Countless years later, youth Lin Feng who was down on his luck, managed to obtain the number one ancient forbidden divine art, the Ancient Dragon Elephant Technique by chance. When Lin Feng departed from a tiny city of the northern-most area in the world, a legendary story would begin. This is a world with experts as many as the trees in a forest, a world where different races vyes for supremacy. Who shall rule over destiny in this boundlessly vast land? Depending on the Ancient Dragon Elephant Technique, Lin Feng battle the heavens and fought the earth, sweeping aside all experts with dominance, tyrannically ruling the myriad realms.

Chu Li was a particle physicist until a freak accident took his life and transmigrated him to a parallel universe — one where he wakes up with inexplicable abilities and finds himself in the running for a job in the imperial palace. This is a story of heroic adventures, cunning strategies and romantic tales. How will our MC thrive in a world completely strange to him? Where will his ambitions and abilities take him in the palace?

【Rebirth + Pseudo Taboo + Age Gap + Chasing Wife Crematorium】 After a wild night with her nominal uncle, Gong Chen, Lin Zhiyi endured eight years of torment. When she committed suicide holding her daughter's ashes, Gong Chen was throwing a grand birthday party for his white moonlight's son. Upon opening her eyes again in a new life, she is determined to make Gong Chen pay the price! In the previous life, she solemnly explained, but Gong Chen accused her of drugging him with ulterior motives. In this life, she publicly distances herself from him! In the previous life, her creation was plagiarized by the white moonlight, and Gong Chen said she was consumed with jealousy. In this life, she steps on the white moonlight to stand on the award podium! In the previous life, she was falsely accused of targeting, and Gong Chen shielded the white moonlight. In this life, she fiercely slaps the white moonlight's face! Gong Chen always thought Lin Zhiyi would continue to love him deeply as before. But when Lin Zhiyi left without looking back, he was completely panicked. The high-and-mighty Gong Chen grabbed her with reddened eyes: "Zhiyi, don't abandon me, can you take me with you?"

【Rebirth + Pseudo Taboo + Age Gap + Chasing Wife Crematorium】 Pagkatapos ng isang mabangis na gabi kasama ang kanyang nominal na tiyuhin, si Gong Chen, si Lin Zhiyi ay nagdusa ng walong taon ng pagpapahirap. Nang siya ay nagpakamatay habang hawak ang abo ng kanyang anak na babae, si Gong Chen ay naghahanda ng isang malaking birthday party para sa anak na lalaki ng kanyang white moonlight. Pagmulat ng kanyang mga mata sa isang bagong buhay, siya ay determinado na pagbayarin si Gong Chen! Sa nakaraang buhay, masinsinan niyang ipinaliwanag, ngunit inakusahan siya ni Gong Chen na dinrogan siya nang may masamang intensyon. Sa buhay na ito, hayagan niyang nilalayuan ang sarili mula sa kanya! Sa nakaraang buhay, ang kanyang likha ay pinlagiarize ng white moonlight, at sinabi ni Gong Chen na siya ay nababalot ng inggit. Sa buhay na ito, yuyurakan niya ang white moonlight para tumayo sa award podium! Sa nakaraang buhay, siya ay maling inakusahan ng pag-target, at pinoprotektahan ni Gong Chen ang white moonlight. Sa buhay na ito, malakas niyang sasapakin ang mukha ng white moonlight! Laging inisip ni Gong Chen na patuloy na mamahalin siya ni Lin Zhiyi ng malalim tulad ng dati. Ngunit nang umalis si Lin Zhiyi nang hindi lumilingon, siya ay lubos na nabahala. Ang mapagmataas na si Gong Chen ay hinawakan siya nang may namumulang mga mata: "Zhiyi, huwag mo akong iwanan, maaari mo ba akong isama?"

In the twilight years of the dynasty, treacherous villains rose to power and demons plagued the world. Qin Zheng, bearing a scroll of virtuous deeds, traveled through time and found that by beheading those wrapped in sin, he could attain virtue and enhance his martial arts prowess. Thus, Qin Zheng glanced at the Ghost Head Greatsword in his hand. "The auspicious moment has come, to the execution!" With a great shout, Qin Zheng swung his blade and beheaded his target!! ---------------- This book is also known as "I've Become an Executioner After Time Travel?" and "Achieving Sainthood Through Merit, I Seek Elevation by Executing Sinners"......

The little security guard, Qin Yu, was chosen by a glamorous and wealthy CEO to become her personal bodyguard. Little did he know, this glamorous and wealthy CEO had a double identity, and was actually his wife from a flash marriage a year ago, registered and all. Neither of them recognized the other, but as they lived together day and night, one awkward situation followed another. They had become the most familiar pair of stranger spouses!

[WPC #246 - Silver Place Winner!] Since he was a child, Isaac was unable to improve his strength no matter how much he tried, like he was cursed by the Gods. One day, a massive snowstorm struck the peaceful city of Snowstar, wreaking havoc in a peaceful community. Young Isaac was wandering alone in the forest when the snowstorm struck, seeking adventures and excitement, but instead, he found something else that completely changed him and his future. Several years later, Isaac suffered an incident caused by his jealous classmates, which bedridden him for several months, but after the traumatizing experience, doctors thought that it would take him years before he could overcome his trauma, but against all odds... He overcame it in 2 weeks! Being heavily sheltered and protected by his family after the incident, Isaac's life seemed dull and kind of boring, but then... The highly anticipated VRMMORPG White Online was released. Without thinking twice, Isaac bought the cheapest VR Helmet available and entered the new world with almost zero expectations, but excited nonetheless. This is the story of Isaac Whitelock, who will rise from being a protected and weak individual to being one of the sole hopes of the entire Human race. [Connecting...] [Welcome to White Online!] [Legacies awaits you!] [Do you want to be a Legacy Carrier or Casual Player who history won't remember?] __________________ Disclaimer: Cover owned by me, made by Dini Marlina ___________________ Tags: Action - Romance - Adventure - Video Games - Slice of Life - No Harem - R-18 - Yandere - VRMMORPG - Martial Arts - Comedy - Genius Protagonist - Beautiful Male Lead - Worshipped MC - Mysterious Past - Heartwarming - Cute Female Lead - Clingy Lover - Weak to Strong - Gods - Loved MC - Calm Protagonist - Rich Protagonist - Legacies - Historical - Famous Protagonist

Transported to the chaotic era of warlord conflicts, Xu Guang is displaced and ends up begging. By chance, he lands a job in a rich family, responsible for taming the mammoth. [Name: Xu Guang] [Current Job: 1. Beggar Lv5 (50/600). 2. Elephant Envoy Lv0 (50/100)] [Professional Talent (Elephant Envoy): Enchantment (When you form a bond with your closest Giant Elephant partner, you will receive the elephant's favor and your strength will be amplified by the Giant Elephant)]

COMPLETED The downfall of the infamous white lotus, Lexi Yang led her to the only escape she knew -- SUICIDE. Born with a golden spoon, having all the privileges being the young miss of the prestigious Yang family, Lexi Yang was the type of person that whatever she wants, she gets. However, fate must have challenged her the moment she fell in love with the domineering CEO of Liu Empire. Alas, just like in every romance novel, Morris Liu fell for another woman who's kind, fragile, and gentle. Due to her intense desire to gain Morris Liu's love, she has done extreme vicious deeds. But in the end, everything backfired on her. Now, on her death moment, just as her vision went to a pitch-black abyss, a cute minion voice was heard. "Chuchururu~! CONGRATULATIONS! Your viciousness score surpassed the preliminary test! To receive full access to the 'otome love system', here's the initiation main task -- make your ex-fiance's best friend fall in love with you!" ----- For spoilers, questions, novel discussion, join my discord server: https://discord.gg/tdSWbQK Catch me on discord: BAJJ#2931 Buy this pleb a Kofi -- ko-fi.com/authorbajj