funny bank robbery stories

Li Xiandao obtained the ancient Bank of the Universe, but the bank was now totally empty and there were no treasures at all. The only thing it held: a bunch of debts. The Eternal Celestial King borrowed a supreme celestial artifact, promising to pay it back in two pieces in 3,000 years. He will pay an additional piece for every 1,000 years after the expiry date! Moon Celestial loaned a high-quality face, to be returned in 10,000 years. If overdue, she will pay with her life! Time Immemorial Sage loaned 10,000 years in life from the Bank of the Universe in order to break through. After he breaks through, he will pay back 10,000 years. If late, he must pay back 10 times the amount! Li Xiandao looked at these debts and at the empty Bank of the Universe. He made his mind up to become a true expert, to find all these supreme beings to get back the overdue debts one by one! A powerless mortal had became the biggest creditor in the Nine Heavens and Ten Lands and even the entire Celestial World!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

"Reborn in 1979, I should have had the chance to show my skills and pursue grand ambitions. But why did I have to reincarnate into an American's body?! And now I have to take over a bank on the brink of bankruptcy?"

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Kirby Jon transmigrates to a parallel spacetime and is chosen to act as a bank robber in an exercise. Kirby Jon, who has obtained the God-level acting system, would receive a generous reward if he can act as a robber and attain an S-level score. Thus, in an exercise that everyone thought would be patronizing, Kirby Jon runs circles around the police using his high IQ. The police attack again and again but are taken down time and time again. The exercise lasts for more than two days. Kirby Jon's high IQ skills shocks the entire country. In an instant, many banks and police stations invite Kirby Jon to participate in exercises with him as a robber to prove their security. However, none of them succeed in capturing Kirby Jon. At the same time, the world's top banks also invited this high IQ robber…

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Zael Nightshade was born weak, an orphan in a world where strength decides everything. On the day of his talent awakening, he was laughed at, abandoned, and left with nothing but a loyal friend by his side. In a world of prodigies, dungeon trials, and awakening talents, can the boy who starts at the bottom survive… and rise? Strength isn’t everything… but for Zael, it might be just the beginning.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Lin Feng's greatest regret wasn't how he died - it was how he lived. At forty, broke and bitter, Lin Feng had become a ghost at class reunions. While his former roommates posted photos of family vacations and their children's graduations, he was job-hopping between positions that barely covered rent. While old classmates celebrated promotions to VP and director roles, he was explaining to yet another manager why he was a "good fit" for an entry-level position. His parents had stopped asking when he'd get married. His relatives had stopped asking what he did for work. Even his reflection had stopped looking him in the eye. The scholarship to university, the opportunities in Hangzhou's booming tech scene, the chance to ride China's economic explosion - he'd squandered it all through hesitation, fear, and poor choices. Twenty years of "I'll do it tomorrow." Twenty years of watching others take the risks he was too afraid to take. Then he wakes up on September 1st, 2020. First day of university. Again. Armed with twenty years of memories and knowledge of a future that hasn't happened yet, Lin Feng knows exactly which companies will explode, which cryptocurrencies will moon, which opportunities his classmates are about to miss. Knows which stocks will crash and which will soar, knows the names of tomorrow's billionaires when they're still nobody. But that's not even his biggest advantage. The Infinite Money System has awakened within him - a cheat-like ability that seems designed to hand him the wealth he always wanted. Unlimited money. Financial freedom. The power to rewrite every mistake. Or so he thought. Join Lin Feng as he navigates the cutthroat world of university entrepreneurship, untangles the mysteries of his seemingly perfect system, all while trying to build generational wealth and avoid making the same mistakes.

Flora Bloom, who was betrayed and killed by her boyfriend in her past life, is reborn with a peerless spatial dimension back to the time before the crisis, hoarding food, raising a child, and tearing apart scumbag men and manipulative women. Originally, she just wanted to raise a child and low-key fight zombies and level up together with her family. But she discovered that she was unexpectedly falling step by step into a tender trap meticulously designed by a certain sly and scheming man. Flora Bloom looked at the vast space within her sea of consciousness; it had a farmhouse courtyard, fields, and a Spirit River, but it just lacked a bit of vitality. So, a fat, sky-flying mantis? Collect! A rare little white tiger that can discharge electricity? Collect! A behemoth spirit crocodile with its young? Collect! As long as it's alive and edible, collect, collect, collect them all! Endless scumbags and vile women, a shameless and deeply scheming leader, all wanting to use her to attack zombies and obtain more Crystal Cores for their own gain? Your shameless, worthless life? Hand it over.