funny bank stories

Sure. One funny bank story is about a customer who tried to deposit a live chicken. He thought the bank was like a magical place where everything could be stored. The teller was so shocked and had to politely explain that the bank only accepts money and certain financial instruments.

A rather comical story involved a group who attempted to create a fake bank branch. They set up in an old building and tried to convince people to deposit money there. However, they made so many mistakes in the setup. The signs were misspelled, and they had no idea about basic banking procedures. Eventually, someone got suspicious and called the real police. It was like a farcical play where they were so bad at being fraudsters that it became a really funny story.

There was a customer who wanted to withdraw exactly $37.42. When the teller asked why that specific amount, he said it was the amount he calculated he needed for his weekly grocery shopping based on a very complex formula he made up himself. He then proceeded to explain the formula in great detail.

Often, it's the robbers' over - the - top disguises that are hilarious. For example, wearing a full - on superhero costume thinking it would make them look intimidating but actually making them look ridiculous. It shows their lack of common sense.

There was a bank robber who wrote his holdup note on a piece of his own used lottery ticket. When the teller read it, she couldn't help but laugh a bit. The robber was so confused that he just stood there for a moment, which gave the teller enough time to trigger the silent alarm.

Sure. One time a bank teller had a customer who tried to deposit a live chicken. The customer said it was their 'lucky chicken' and they wanted it to be part of their savings. The teller was so shocked but managed to handle it humorously and explained the bank's policy gently.

Sure. There was this one time a bank teller had a customer who brought in a huge bag of coins. The teller started counting them and halfway through, the customer said it was just a prank and the coins were all fake chocolate ones. The teller couldn't help but laugh.

Sure. There was a story where a guy tried to pass off a fake check that he made himself at home. He used a regular printer and some basic photo editing skills. But the bank teller noticed right away because the paper was just regular printer paper and not the official check paper. It was so clumsy that it was actually funny.

Well, I heard of a sperm bank where a new donor showed up wearing a full - on superhero costume. He said he wanted to give his sample as his'superhero self'. The staff were both amused and a bit confused. But they let him do it as long as he followed the proper procedures.

One funny story could be about a man who was really nervous when he went to the sperm bank. He was so jittery that he accidentally spilled the sample collection cup right after filling it. It was an embarrassing moment for him but also quite comical in a way.