snape's sarcastic humor fanfiction

Original Fanfiction by Non-English Speaker *LEAVE NOW IF YOU LOVE HAREM! Reincarnated person in another world in 1991 where the gaming and entertainment industry are like in those early 1980s - MC is Human he is start from Naive to better version of Himself and He is not perfect and will never be *I just love those video game developer novel , but unfortunately most of them are focused on so much things except video games industry. I also not big fan of harem. I've also new to writing so please forgive me if I'm making mistake, and if you seek perfection in my novel, you ain't gonna find it lol, also this is not translation but my OG, Also be patient this fics have slightly slow pace and the earlier chapters is quite mess hahaha* English Also not my first Language. So i write this with my First language then translate it with help of AI.* if you want support me : https://www.pa*reon.com/zaborn_1997/membership

I'm transmigrating as Severus Snape?! What kind of shitty start is this?! First, let's start by fixing this greasy hair... To hell with the plot, I'll just go meet Harry Potter now. It's better to let him be with me than those 'family' of his. ... In the narrow alley where the rain was pouring. Severus Snape, who had smooth, refreshing, non-greasy black hair and a black umbrella, stretched out his hand to the nine-year-old savior of the Wizarding World who was sitting on the ground with a face full of fear and helplessness. --- Check out my other novels at my Profile... Advanced Chapters: patreon.com/ChickenGOD

[Invincible • Naruto • System • Online World] After transmigrating, Ning Feng awoke to a world forever changed. Humanity could now enter a mysterious second realm—the Naruto world—where chakra cultivation was real, ninjutsu could be mastered, bloodline limits awakened, and terrifying demonic beasts threatened both worlds. Strength meant everything. Yet due to a massive cultural gap, the people of this world knew nothing of Naruto’s true history. The Sharingan was dismissed as the weakest bloodline. The Hyuga clan was revered as unmatched. Orochimaru was believed to be the ultimate boss. Only Ning Feng knew how wrong they were. The moment he logged into the Naruto world, he awakened the Only S-Rank Rewards System. Every lottery draw, treasure chest, dungeon clear, or mission reward—guaranteed the highest-tier drop. No failures. No mediocrity. While others struggled for basic chakra control, Ning Feng began with the Rinnegan. When elites fought to the death for rare abilities, he casually obtained Wood Release. And when legends whispered of a supreme dojutsu beyond all others, he alone awakened the Jōgan. As demonic beasts descended and the Naruto world fused deeper with reality, Ning Feng rose unstoppable— not as a player, but as the ruler of a new era.

Standing by the towers of Hogwarts, having just become the Half-Blood Prince, Snape thought to himself. "Life without Voldemort is the only life worth living." "There never was a Chosen One, but if there must be one, let it be me." "Only children limit themselves to one choice." "No matter how dark the path ahead may seem, a clear mind comes first." In the summer of 1976, these were the words of 16-year-old Severus Snape.

Theo Sagan, a young American from New York, is unexpectedly reincarnated into the fantasy world of the novel "The Novel's Extra," which he used to read in his spare time. After years of pain and loneliness since losing his family in a plane crash in 2011, Theo feels a new sense of joy and excitement upon realizing that he is now inside his favorite work. As a student at Cube, the prestigious academy of heroes in Korea, Theo finds himself with the chance to help his favorite heroine and, perhaps, change the dark fate that awaited her... . . . . About the FanFiction: - This is an alternative version of The Novel's Extra, with no commitment to complete fidelity to the Light Novel or the Manhwa. - Elements from both adaptations will be mixed (example: Kim Suho will have blue hair, like in the Manhwa). - Changes to the story and characters may occur. Story Elements: - Harem: Yes, but no casual relationships. - No NTR -There will be no YURI among the Harem members. - Netori? (Depends on your perspective) - No extreme manipulation - Protagonist will not be dense: He will understand feelings and relationships. - Obscenity present: Even among 16/17 year old characters. -MC is very powerful: He will not hide his powers, if it is necessary for him to destroy the universe, he will do it. Protagonist Relationships: - Theo Sagan will not have casual encounters; any partner will be tied to him for life. - There will be no sexual violence, except if consensual within a masochistic context. About Kim Hajin, Suho and Jonghak - Kim Hajin, will not be Theo's enemy, but his role will be different from the original story. - Suho and Hajin may become Theo's friends? - Jonghak, well, I never liked his character, so don't expect much love. Expansion of Cosmology: - The FanFiction universe may include elements from Solo Leveling, Tapov, The Extra's Academy Survival Guide and others in the future. - There may be an expansion of the universe itself, after all there were many things that were not covered in the original novel. ....

In the magical halls of Hogwarts, a new chapter begins. Just sixteen years old, Severus Snape awakens in 1976… with memories not his own, and the title of "Half-Blood Prince" newly claimed. It was a time before Voldemort tore his soul into pieces. A time when Nagini still slithered through the dark forests of Albania. A time when Pandora Lovegood was conducting strange and brilliant experiments in Hogwarts' hidden corners. A time when Madam Rosmerta was in her prime—charming, elegant, unforgettable. In this world brimming with opportunity and danger, Snape no longer walks the path of regret. This time, he chooses to live—to truly live—and rewrite everything. -- This is translation

In 1976, 16-year-old Severus Snape embraced a new life as the Half-Blood Prince. Voldemort had yet to shatter his soul, Nagini lurked in Albania, and Hogwarts brimmed with secrets—Pandora’s daring experiments, Rosmerta’s youthful charm. In this era of possibilities, Snape resolved to seize his chance and explore the wonders of the wizarding world.

George Paddington, an orphan who lost his parents during the COVID-19 pandemic, was a prodigious video game blogger. One fateful day, he dies in an accident while saving a three-year-old child. However, instead of passing on, he wakes up in the Harry Potter universe—inside the body of a 15-year-old Severus Snape, right after his infamous fallout with Lily Evans. Armed with knowledge of the future and guided by Eva, an AI assistant-like system, George must navigate the complexities of the wizarding world. With humor, danger, love, and self-discovery shaping his journey, he embraces the magic, intrigue, and challenges of his new reality. Will he alter Snape’s fate or remain bound to the tragic path history has written? For access to advanced chapters, join [email protected]/Maggie329

Our protagonist transmigrates into the world of One-Punch Man, becoming the S-Class Rank 7 Hero, King, the strongest man on Earth. After enduring two years of hardship, personally experiencing King's helplessness and his yearning for greater power, he finally unlocked the Talent Fusion System after accidentally killing a Dragon-level monster. With said system, he can acquire the talents of both heroes and monsters. [Ding! Congratulations to the host for opening the starter pack. You have obtained the S-Class talent: Undying Body.] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the S-Class talent, Fighting Spirit.] Now, let's turn that "Strongest Man on Earth" title to the real deal.

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"