Here are some of Snape's snide remarks: “Sentimental children forever whining about how bitterly unfair your lives have been. Well,it may have escaped you notice, but life isn't fair. Harry Potter. Our new - celebrity.”You disappointing sentimental boy, you only know how to bitterly complain about how unfair life is. You might not have noticed, but life is unfair. Harry Potter, this is our new-big name.) “Wanted to arrive with a bang, did we, boys?”(Harry Potter and his good friend Weasley aren't having enough fun on the train, are they?) “Tut, tut, fame clearly isn't everything.”(Tsk, tsk-it seems that fame doesn't mean everything.) “Be warned, Potter - any more night - time wanderings and i will personally make sure you are expelled. Good day to you.”(Mind you, Potter-if you wander around in the middle of the night again, I'll have you expelled myself.) Have a good day.) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is not enough. Please click to read the novel!
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There are fanfictions where Snape is faced with a group of students gossiping instead of working. He sarcastically remarks, 'If idle chatter were a subject, you all would be professors by now.' And when a student tries to excuse their tardiness with a flimsy excuse, Snape might say, 'Your creativity in lying would be better used in a creative writing class, if only you had the brains for it.'
Snape's sarcastic wit in fanfiction often serves multiple purposes. It can be a defense mechanism. For example, when facing students who don't respect him or colleagues who might undermine him, his sarcasm is like a shield. In some fanfictions, it also adds a layer of humor. His dry and cutting remarks can make a tense situation suddenly become a bit comical. It also reflects his complex personality. His sarcasm might be a way to hide his true feelings, whether it's pain from his past or his deeper emotions towards certain characters.
One example could be when Snape makes a snide comment about a student's potion-making skills in a fanfic. He might say something like 'Your attempt at a Sleeping Draught is about as effective as a cup of warm milk.'.
Yes, in many fanfictions, Hermione is often portrayed as being able to appreciate Snape's sarcastic wit. His sharp and sarcastic remarks can be seen as a form of intellectual sparring, and Hermione, being the intelligent witch she is, might find it interesting and challenging.
Hermione is also very confident in her knowledge. Snape is an expert in Potions, but Hermione is no slouch either. So, when Snape tries to undermine her in Potions class, she might respond with sarcasm. For example, if Snape corrects her in a way that she thinks is wrong, she could say 'Of course, Professor, your infinite wisdom must be right' in a sarcastic tone.
It makes him more complex. His sarcasm shows that he's not just a brooding, serious figure. For example, when he uses sarcasm towards students, it reveals his strict teaching style and high standards in a more interesting way.
Hermione might enjoy it because in fanfiction, it can be a sign of Snape's hidden depth. His sarcasm may be a defense mechanism, and Hermione, being perceptive, might be intrigued by what lies beneath. Also, it adds an element of spice to their interactions, making their relationship more complex and interesting than a simple teacher - student or colleague relationship.
One interesting fanfiction could be 'Snape's Surprise'. In this, Hermione's sarcasm towards Snape really spices up their interactions. It starts when Hermione challenges Snape on one of his particularly tough Potions assignments. She uses her sharp wit and sarcasm to question his methods, which leads to a series of events where Snape has to re - evaluate his view of her.
Well, it could be that the fanfiction is playing with the idea of redemption. Snape has a complex past, and his sarcasm might be a part of his prickly exterior. Hermione, being the empathetic character she is, might be drawn to him as she begins to understand his past through the fanfiction. The sarcasm could also be a sign of his intelligence, which Hermione respects. In the fanfiction world, their interactions might be crafted in such a way that she gradually falls for his sarcastic remarks as they lead to deeper conversations and a growing bond.