short funny hunting stories

A group of hunters were out. One of them thought he saw a bear and started running in the opposite direction. His friends followed suit. After a while, they realized it was just a big log that looked like a bear from a distance. They all had a good laugh about how easily they were spooked.

There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.

Sure. There was a hunter who was trying to hunt a deer. He hid in the bushes for hours. When he finally saw a deer, he got so excited that he tripped over his own bootlace as he was about to stand up and take aim. The deer just looked at him and bounded away.

A hunter set up a really elaborate trap for a fox. He used all kinds of bait and camouflage. But when he came back the next day, he found that a raccoon had not only triggered the trap but had also made itself at home in the little shelter he had built as part of the trap. The raccoon was just sitting there, eating the bait, looking completely unconcerned. It was a sight to behold and a funny turn of events for the hunter.

Once, a hunter was trying to hunt a deer. He hid behind a bush and made all kinds of calls to attract it. But instead of a deer, a curious squirrel came right up to him. It sat on a branch near him, chattering away as if scolding him for making such strange noises. The hunter was so amused that he forgot all about hunting the deer that day.

Once, a hunter thought he saw a huge deer. He aimed carefully and fired. But when he got closer, it was just a big bush shaped like a deer. He felt so silly.

There was a young hunter who went out for the first time. He aimed at what he thought was a wild rabbit. When he shot, he realized it was just a big cotton ball that had blown into the field. Everyone had a good laugh about his rookie mistake.

Well, there's a story about a young hunter. He went hunting in the mountains. He thought he heard a bear growling. He was so scared that he climbed a tree. After a while, he realized it was just his stomach growling because he was hungry. He had forgotten to bring food. His whole hunting trip was a series of clumsy mistakes.

Surprise. For example, when a hunter expects to find a big game and instead finds a tiny, harmless animal. It's the unexpectedness that makes it funny.

A hunter was aiming at a deer. But just as he was about to shoot, a rabbit jumped in front of the deer. The hunter thought for a second and then said, 'Oh well, I'll just have hare for dinner instead.'