archery hunting funny stories

There was this time when I went archery hunting with my dad. I aimed at a wild boar, but my hands were a bit shaky. I let the arrow fly and it ended up hitting a nearby bush. The wild boar just snorted and ran away. Then, to make it even funnier, a little rabbit hopped out of the bush with the arrow still stuck in it. It was like the rabbit had borrowed the arrow for decoration. It was a really comical sight.

A hunter told me he was waiting for a target and got startled by a sudden noise. He quickly turned and shot his arrow, only to realize he had just shot his own hat that had fallen off. It was so embarrassing yet funny.

One story is about an archer who got distracted by a butterfly while aiming. When he finally shot, the arrow went way off course and hit a scarecrow in the field instead of the target. It was quite a sight.

Once at an archery competition, a very confident archer was showing off his skills. He took a big, dramatic stance and released the arrow. But the arrow completely missed the target and hit a nearby tree, where a squirrel was sitting. The squirrel got so startled that it started chattering and jumping around, which made everyone at the event laugh.

Sure. There was a time when a beginner archer aimed at the target but ended up hitting the arrow already stuck in the target, creating a really comical 'double arrow' situation.

There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.

There is this funny archery story. A young archer thought he was really good. He boasted a lot before the shooting. But when he shot, his arrow hit the very edge of the target board and bounced off, flying into a tree. His over - confidence made the whole situation very comical.

A hunter was aiming at a deer. But just as he was about to shoot, a rabbit jumped in front of the deer. The hunter thought for a second and then said, 'Oh well, I'll just have hare for dinner instead.'

Family gatherings can be a goldmine for funny stories. Relatives always have some old family anecdotes that are both heartwarming and funny. For example, stories about the silly things your grandparents did when they were young.

Once, my friend went hunting. He saw a deer and was about to take aim when suddenly the deer sneezed so loudly that it scared my friend and he dropped his gun. It was hilarious.