edward bashing fanfiction

Baron Durin Edward, an Earthling transmigrated into an unfamiliar world devoid of technology, finds himself bored and out of place. Determined to bring excitement and culture to this realm, he decides to film an anime live-action series, aiming to entertain and revolutionize the era. With creativity and determination, Durin challenges tradition, introduces the vibrant world of anime, and sparks a cultural renaissance in a world desperate for change. Films: -Konosuba -Goblin Slayer -Fate Zero -The Garden Of Sinners and etc. --------- If you want to read advance chapters ahead. Visit my patreon: patreon.com/EggZy

You fall to the ground, unconscious. Ed's grin turns down and his eyes widen in horror. A bright yellow light fills the room. He traces the thick black vine that reached out from the machine into your heart. Ed's knees gives up from under him. Al rushes in. "Brother, what's-" Ed turns to Al, tears and desperation filling his eyes. "She's gone, Al. She's gone. And it's all my fault!" Al's eyes widen as he stares at the figure behind his brother. Your body was vaporizing slowly. Al points towards you, shaking. The yellow light swallows your body, along with the vine and Ed's machine. Ed turns and hangs his head as everything falls silent. Al stands there wordlessly. Ed blinks away his tears, determination set in his eyes. "She's gone, Al, but I won't allow that. It's not a fair equivalent exchange." Ed looks up at Al. "We're going to bring her back." ~ Something weird is up. Your powerful alchemy powers were admired all through the land, and yet no one seems to know what alchemy is. That is, until you meet Edward Elric and his brother, Alphonse Elric. The two are fascinated yet understanding of your powers, and Ed is able to teach you some alchemy, though he won't tell you how he knows. Through many hardships with the Elric brothers, you begin to grow close to them, and even start to fall for Al, but he doesn't feel the same. Ed, though, falls for you, and you couldn't help but feel bad. You don't realize how you feel about him. That is, until Ed sacrifices the most important thing to him to be able to keep you by his side. ************ This story is based on the original FMA series after the Conqueror of Shamballa movie. If you want to read one for FMA:B, I'll have one up soon, as I'm not quite done with the series yet. But for now, enjoy!

Edward Stark youngest of Eddard Stark. Come and see what changes brought when Jon was in Edward care as his son. Author's note: well excuse it if it taste wishfullment story. To be honest I didn't understand what wishfullment is. Enjoy

A not so serious story about a man who died bashing his head at my table in front of me as I stare at his corpse blankly. . . . . . . . . . . LOL Disclaimer: Read this work if you want, don't give it some 1 star reviews for shit and giggles. Also, I don't own some characters or elements in the story. The cover is not mine. The synopsis above was a dud. Just read the story.

When Bella Swan moves to Forks, Washington, she fully expects her life to become the tragic romance she’s always dreamed of. Between the pale, mysterious Edward Cullen and the hot-headed werewolf Jacob Black, Bella is convinced she’s trapped in the ultimate supernatural love triangle. There’s just one problem. Edward and Jacob are absolutely not fighting over Bella. While Bella dramatically spirals over which boy to choose, Edward and Jacob are too busy arguing, glaring, nearly killing each other, and developing deeply inconvenient feelings neither of them wants to acknowledge. From territorial fights and jealous outbursts to one catastrophic laundry incident involving a pair of stolen underwear, the tension between vampire and werewolf becomes impossible to ignore. Unfortunately for them, Bella remains convinced she’s the center of the story. As Forks descends into chaos, rumors spread through the school, Alice starts planning a wedding nobody agreed to, and Charlie Swan becomes the only person with functioning eyes. Meanwhile, Edward and Jacob struggle against the horrifying truth: they may hate each other… but they definitely don’t hate seeing each other shirtless. Underwear is a chaotic paranormal comedy about denial, obsession, supernatural masculinity, and the world’s most aggressively misplaced love triangle.

Completely Self Indulgent Fan-Fiction based on a dream. Reincarnated as Edward Cullen with Wishes.

The sea breeze carried the scent of salt and grapevines as it swept across the rolling hills of the Arbor. Lord Paxter Redwyne stood on the balcony of the Arbor Keep, gazing out over the lush vineyards that stretched as far as the eye could see. The sun was setting, casting a golden glow over the ripening grapes that would soon be harvested and turned into the finest wine in all of Westeros. For generations, the Redwynes had ruled the Arbor, their wealth and influence flowing as steadily as the wine from their cellars. But Paxter knew that power in Westeros was as fickle as the winds that blew across the Narrow Sea. The War of the Five Kings had plunged the realm into chaos, and even the Arbor, far removed from the bloodshed on the mainland, could not escape the tides of war. As the Lord of the Arbor, Paxter had sworn to protect his lands and his people, to ensure that the Redwyne fleet remained the most formidable force on the seas, and to preserve the legacy of his house. But now, with enemies on all sides and the future uncertain, Paxter would have to navigate treacherous waters both literal and political, to secure the Arbor's harvest and the future of House Redwyne. **This is an AI written fanfic**

A certain interesting individual was taking a shower when he slipped and something something happened and boom, leading to his reincarnation as God’s first creation. Tasked with numerous supernatural missions and duties assigned by his Creator, Veldanava who has an unique personality and influence on him, he embarks on a journey through realms and destinies. Along the way, he makes ‘friends’, enemies, and countless other connections. His immense longevity brings him into contact with countless historical events—each one potentially altered by his mere presence, changing the very course of the Cardinal World’s history. Hopefully some slime could somehow adapt to all that later on.

[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!

Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"