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This is a story of a scoundrel's rebirth. There are sleazy and sinister elements here, as well as boiling blood; There are beautiful women chasing after here, and there are those who persistently pursue; Everything you can think of and everything you can't imagine

> Mature content. Contains intense scenes not suitable for readers under 18. The world ended. His wife betrayed him. Now he’s stuck on a tropical island... with twelve beautiful women—and a deadly secret beneath the sand. Jude thought escaping the zombie apocalypse on a cruise ship was salvation. He was wrong. After a cruel twist of fate leaves him stranded and betrayed, he wakes up on an island that seems like paradise—but the truth is far more dangerous. He’s not alone. Twelve mysterious women. No way out. And the undead? They're not the only threat hunting him. Will Jude survive the secrets of the island… or become part of them?

An amazing world of cultivation. A majestic world where miracles happen. There is a warrior who defies destiny and forge his own path facing innumerable difficulties ahead. Come and join the life of the person who will go against the set destiny of the cruel world and become something extraordinary. ===== Extraordinary my foot. What is this illogical cr*p? Does it even make sense? If you are doctor, then work in a hospital. What the hell are you doing going after girls? If you are a commander in the army, then bring your army to get revenge on those who wronged you. Why go through the trouble of pretending to be a weakling. You are a useless son in law? Your wife's family thinks you are good for nothing? Then how the hell did you score her in the first place?!!! If they like money so much and you are a hidden millionaire, then why in the name of sanity would you hide this fact and be berated every day?!!! The hell is all this?!!! The more I read it, the more illogical it becomes. Like this all came straight out of someone's as-- [Host, why don't you calm down?] 'You shut up!!! You're the reason I'm stuck here in the first place!!!!' [Host, you need anger management] 'THE FU*K DID YOU SAY?!!!!!' ===== Hello everyone! This is my second novel and so far, nothing is decided. This is just an idea that has been plaguing my mind for quite a long time and I decided to let it out and let you guys decide whether or not I should work on it. Give it a proper read and let me know. You guys will decide the fate of this novel. Also, I would like you guys to come up with proper genres for this story. Bonus chapters: 150 PS for one chapter 300 PS for another chapter 20 GT for two chapters 50 GT for another two chapters 1 Review of 4 stars or above, 1 extra chapters Maximum extra chapters per week: 7 ===== The cover is A.I generated and is not mine. If the real owner would like me to remove it, let me know in any chapter comments. That's it. Enjoy! ~~ Character art: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1B7sHito4UOZqPIK5pPyIFTzgqiaT_ZlU?usp=sharing

Edward, an 18-year-old college student, found himself stuck inside of a dark abyss. "Where am I?" [Spawning Dungeon Champion] "Huh?" With only a single notice, he now housed an unfamiliar body in a dark broody dungeon being forced to attack trespassers. Will he ever find a way out? Or will he be a tool for endless slaughter? Or will he perhaps... do something else entirely? Warning and potential spoiler Due to the nature of the novel the MC will be switching between bodies. That's why the status window was made the way it was. If that's not your thing you might want to skip this one. The progress is not reset though. Discord Server: https://discord.gg/vrwdkurhaA

Char lived alone in the closed beta test of “Fantasy World” for thousands of years. He had already experienced 177 data wipes. In this span of time, he had already successfully charmed all of the NPC beauties, challenged all of the bosses single-handedly, gathered all of the divine weapons and used hundreds of methods to complete the online game as though it was a replayable console game. Just as he was losing the ability to differentiate whether he was a player or an NPC, the public beta started for “Fantasy World”. As such, a player who was even more terrifying than a boss was born. An official Webnovel translated work licensed by Hangzhou Fantasy Technology Network co., Ltd

In a small town in North America, Sun Yan inherits the cemetery originally owned by his grandpa. When sorting through things that his grandpa left to him, he finds a notebook which may help to reveal the true reason of his grandpa's sudden death. When a man comes over with a mirror, red blood seeps from the notebook and forms a large amount of context: "Reward Mission [Cursed Magic Mirror] Task Difficulty: ☆☆ Task Synopsis: A Magic Mirror cursed and filled with resentment, interacting with it will bring misfortune to mortals, an Evil Spirit will take the life of every owner, your death countdown has begun."

Rose Moona Grace. Nama yang cantik, gadis yang lahir di Melbourne, Australia. Ia lahir di ibukota Australia dengan banyaknya kesedihan yang mendalam dari perjalanan hidup nya ini. Dia adalah satu satunya perempuan yang hingga saat ini berani sekali melawan perkataan orang tua nya. Sikap nya yang blak-blakan. Liar dan suka berkata kasar. Rose Moona Grace, baru saja menyelesaikan kuliah nya. Dia kini menjadi seseorang yang memliki gelar 'S1 Seni Musik' di universitas ternama di Australia. Dan Kemungkinan akan masih berlanjut hingga S2. Hidup nya yang tidak pernah berubah. Terus terusan seperti ini. Tidak ada kemajuan nya sama sekali. Mata nya yang selalu lembab dengan air mata. Semua itu karena rasa Traumanya. "Gue pasti ga bakalan bisa jadi orang terkenal. Gue juga ga bakalan pernah jadi anak kesayangan. Gue juga benci Tuhan. Gue juga ga suka sama lu." Ucap Rose dengan memandang langit langit yang indah sekali. "Lah apa hubungan nya sama gue? Ada ada aja..." Semuanya terjadi, dan berawal dari hari Halloween. Mereka berdua terjebak disana. Ini bukan kasus pembunuhan biasa. Mereka berdua terjebak dalam cinta sejak hari itu. Sungguh mengejutkan sekali.

Marsha salah satu karyawan restoran terkenal disalah satu ibukota metropolitan namun ia harus terjebak dengan pria arogan ternyata atasannya sendiri. Ia tidak menyangka pertemuannya dengan Danish Maxwell membawanya ke pernikahan serius. Marsha sama sekali tidak tahu kenapa sosok Danish mau menikahinya sementara dirinya sudah menjadi tunangan orang lain. Pernikahannya sama sekali tidak ada satupun anggota keluarganya yang datang ke acara tersebut. Apa yang terjadi? Seorang CEO miliarder pemilik grup Archuleta corporation mau menikahi wanita biasa. Cover by Pixabay

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

After dumping the Obsessive Tyrant, I was entangled ###### [Sickly Obsessive Maxim Sinclair VS Cunning Little Fox Summer Lowell] President of Sinclair Group, Maxim Sinclair, is ruthless, unfeeling, and notoriously uninterested in women, never rumored to be with any woman. However, only he knows that the woman bold enough to come undercover beside him, achieving her goal before fleeing, has haunted his sleepless nights for an entire year! Until that day, she unexpectedly returns to the country, parachuting in as the design director of a rival company... "Director Lowell, you used me and threw me away. Did I agree to this?" "Feelings fade, naturally things end. Why must President Sinclair pursue relentlessly?" "Summer Lowell, let me tell you, even if I have to go to hell, I will take you with me!" ... People gasp in sympathy, assuming this reckless woman is doomed to a fate worse than death. Little do they know, he has long laid an inescapable net, waiting for her to walk right into it. "I will trap you in a place where only I can see you, forever!" ——— [The Heroine is Career-Oriented, The Hero is Pathologically Obsessive, Known as the Jealous King of the Demon Capital!]